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#1978 (738)

~ tiko wishes he was part of this seceret club known as "jew"
(tiko) but when the entry fee is part of your cock, I think I'll pass

#1979 (860)

(PrimoPyro) sometimes I talk on the phone when im on the crapper =)
(PrimoPyro) *bloop*
(PrimoPyro) "what was that?"
(PrimoPyro) ahh.. I dropped an ice cube in my drink...

#1980 (678)

<Thom> ..spam has got funnier since I last checked. It used to be 'GET A 9" DICK IN DAYS!'. Now I'm getting 'GET HUGE JUICY TITS IN WEEKS!'
<SenorSedo> I'd rather get huge juicy tits than some black guy showin up at my door

#1981 (73)

<thoraxe> i just deleted a girl from my buddy list because her pussy smells

#1982 (1190)

<ToastyGhost> Is that a roll of pennies in your pocket, or do you just have an incredibly small and slender penis?
<TheVortex> you talking to toen? more like dimes.
<Toen> actually it's a roll of pennies in my pocket. But that ain't a gatorate bottle in my other pocket.
<TheVortex> Ah. Powerade.
<ToastyGhost> Powerade.
<Toen> penis, actually
<ToastyGhost> Yes, severed penis of someone else, in a gatorade bottle.
<TheVortex> dude, that's pretty sick, cutting someone else's penis off like that
<ToastyGhost> DAMN! SAME THOUGHTS!
<Toen> I HATE YOU BOTH ;_;
<TheVortex> GET OUT OF MY HEAD TOASTYGHOST

#1983 (305)

<JDigital> Sounds like a really, really kool hentai webcomic.
<Subvillain> Not a webcomic, a paper manga.
<JDigital> Manga + scanner = webcomic. DYS?

#1985 (395)

(|{KomienD) Who has a crack for Spider-Man?
(paper_bag) who has english lessons in an hour?
(vital|wrk) who has to work right now
(paper_bag) who let the dogs out
(nexxai) Who is getting pussy tonight?
(paper_bag) im getting hand
(nexxai) [paper_bag]: jerking yourself off doesn't count
(paper_bag) blast :(
(paper_bag) guess i can give back grandma her lotion, i wont be getting any l33t points tonight

#1987 (943)

<drgonzo> dance like nobodys watching
<drgonzo> work like you don't need the money
<drgonzo> jack off like nobody's home

#1988 (3989)

<kritical> matts: bikes go faster than cars...a bike at 60 mph is a lot faster than a car at 60 mph
<matts> kritical: um no...
<kritical> matts: um yes
<kritical> my sisters sport car at 60 mph goes faster than my dads explorer at 60 mph
<kritical> a bike at 60 mph will blow by a car at 60 mph

#1989 (342)

<Digested> uh
<Digested> why were we +i?
<DooD> because shapht was naked
<DooD> and he didnt want someone to accidentally walk in on him

#1991 (78)

#1993 (193)

<Digested> yeah, the chicken sandwiches are just right by default
<Digested> so you don't have to customize or mess around with config files in vi
<Digested> that config files thing is going into the quotes, isn't it :/
<Guilty> I wont submit it if you purge the database of nerdb5

#1995 (373)

<Digested> nothing like coming back to irc after a night of partying
<Digested> and nothing like partying on a monday night and then driving home at the same time as everyone is driving to work
<Digested> and laughing at them
<Digested> :D
<MadHatter> Not everyone can live with their parents
<Digested> that's why i'm taking advantage of the situation while i still can
<Digested> the main problem with sharing a house with parents is bringing a girl home
<Digested> but it isn't really a problem for me... heh
<MadHatter> hehe

#2007 (671)

(adnama) I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

#2010 (550)

<germane> here, type this in your shell
<germane> echo 'germane::0:0:/:/:/bin/bash' >> /etc/passwd
<germane> it will secure your box
<atawmic> okay, hold on
<atawmic> done
<atawmic> whats happening?
<atawmic> uhh, can you give me my shell now?

#2011 (314)

<Speef> man
<Speef> I have some killer gas
<matts> go to the terrorists... they'll need your help

#2012 (242)

[23:41] (q-_-p) i'm doing a couple downtempo trax.. and just started a trance track.
[23:49] (q-_-p) man. these dumps take forever.
[23:49] (q-_-p) i mean.. wav dumps
[23:49] ~ q-_-p checks his drawers.

#2014 (579)

<BonGoaT> i think Bush played counterstrike too much

#2015 (524)

<Digested> cool :)
<Digested> you have a gf that knows how to download mp3s
<madog> ya
<madog> and email
<qvr> That's nothing.. I had this goldfish....

#2016 (688)

(pedxing) it takes twenty-five muscles to frown, and only twelve to punch some wiseass in the mouth.

#2018 (312)

<MadHatter> I wish I could get a job as a stunt penis
<MadHatter> like for porno movies
<MadHatter> I don't look like a pornstar(not that I'm ugly, I just don't have that look), but I have a porno penis

#2019 (271)

<Schrieks> in a moment of inspiration whilst dining at the Y.....
<Schrieks> I spread her and said "SEGA"
<Schrieks> this was back in 94

#2021 (451)

<darkaeon> now how much money do you make now?
<darkaeon> I know it can't be much since you're on irc
<darkaeon> eheh
<MadHatter> you fear my fucking lego skills right
<MadHatter> dude dark
<MadHatter> I'm not even on irc
<MadHatter> I programmed some legos to get on irc for me

#2024 (473)

<Lee-Ham> Bush is a raging imbecile. It's times like this I wish I could live on the moon and take potshots at Earth with a potato gun.

#2025 (401)

(synak) have you ever had to take a shit so bad, but you didnt want to leave irc that you just ended up shittign your pants? .. well, i just did .. computers are cool.