#71791 (287)
(Craig): watching something on suicide bombers on discovery
(doggie^): lol
(doggie^): wonder how they managed that
(doggie^): not many people to interview or anything
#71797 (208)
<Tarkaan> Gerbil, I've spent the past three months and about $10,000 preparing for this fucking war
<Tarkaan> although the majority of that was buying property in Canada
<Tarkaan> But I also got a camp stove
#71815 (170)
<kichigai> *:-}8 8-   transvestite
#71819 (174)
<_Obi-Wan_> so what should we discuss?
<Liquid> ....hmm....Ebonics!
<_Obi-Wan_> ebonics?
<Andy_Hock> The disease?
#71820 (468)
(m-femme): my ass is too big for hotpants haha
(m-femme): its my muscle...i have too much ass muscle..
(m-femme): haha
(doggie^): lol
([olly]): stop using it to talk then
#71847 (224)
<Cold_n_Alone> oh yea.. remember that one pretty girl i said i was talking to in emails and staring at in class?  i asked her about masterbation habits and.. she isnt talking to me anymore  :/
#71853 (298)
<ZiR0> damn
<ZiR0> whenever i clean my glasses, my monitor becomes dirty as hell
#71857 (16)
<@trizzo:#nanog> if you cant knock the bottom out, knock the fuck out of the sides
#71885 (270)
<Dramon_Killer> i watch gay porn
<Dramon_Killer> err
<Dramon_Killer> i meant to say im secure in my sexuality
<Dramon_Killer> like, secure enough to watch it, masturbate and still like chicks
#71888 (216)
* Apollo- pokes IceKarma
* IceKarma pokes Apollo- back
* Apollo- i spoked
<Apollo-> s/i/is/
<Apollo-> s/spoked/poked/
<Apollo-> s/Apollo- i spoked/Apollo is drunk/
#71890 (407)
<Trax> Raider are you on LSD?
<Raider> ehh, no Im on DSL
#71892 (185)
<kuribo> i guess if i spent less time deathmatching i'd have a woman
<kuribo> but deathmatching is free
<kuribo> fragging > sex
<WildPegasus> Fragging is kind of like sex. If you do them right, goo goes everywhere.
<kuribo> pretty much, peg... and just like sex, after you're done fragging, you can just leave the server if you want, or stick around for another round
#71893 (418)
<chuffy> this is fucked
<chuffy> i left my blinds open
<chuffy> and i woke up
<chuffy> and im sunburnt
#71896 (350)
<SirLudicrus> What are those hats that have beer can mounts on each side called?
<Kurin> Stupid
#71897 (336)
* iMac therefore iSuck *
#71904 (295)
<un0> i want them to commit seppuku when they lose on iron chef
#71913 (102)
<Assid> ack
<Assid> something not right here
<Assid>  1:58am  up 1 day, 19:16,  2 users,  load average: 149.20, 123.73, 57.51
#71922 (174)
<fallenMeSsIAH> damn cops, they piss me off, SHE Wanted to have sex infront of the police station not me, i am an unwilling participant, charge her for rape if it will get me out of a indecent exposure charge
<BenZor> fallenMeSsIAH: you got laid... consider it a miracle
#71944 (566)
<+|neo|> FUCK!!!!!!!!!
<+|neo|> fucking donut
<+|neo|> this is gay
<+|neo|> i bit my lip while eating this donut
<+|neo|> hurt like a bitch
<+|neo|> bout 5 secs later i bit it in the same place again
<+|neo|> then it started bleeding
<@Decco> lol
<+|neo|> then about 20 secs ago i bit the same part again
<sic6sic> neo....dont move
<sic6sic> just....dont move
#71946 (200)
<z8ball> ive been sitting here for 30 mins trying to get ppp going in fbsd
<z8ball> just realised i only have 1 phone line
<z8ball> and im using it
#71953 (1041)
<@Mike> OMG
<@Mike> I just got a security alert
<@Mike> MY COMPUTER IS BROADCASTING AN IP ADDRESS!!!!!!!
<@Mike> OMFG
<@Mike> what do I do?????????
* @Mike clicks the helpful lil message
<@Mike> oooh look. A purple monkey wants to sell me a firewall
#71954 (827)
<jim_trim> How To Know If a girl likes you
<jim_trim> ?
<sarah> Quite simple: If she sits naked on your hand, and it feels like a horse is eating out of your palm, she likes you.
#71964 (605)
liz: you know if love was measured in kb's ...it would take HOURS for me to upload my love for you.
mikey: *taps your forehead* that's because of your small upstream bandwidth dear.
mikey: <3
liz: hahahhahahhahahhaha
liz: god i love it when you talk dorky to me
mikey: also, i seem to be dropping syn packets.
mikey: i suspect a collision somewhere on your train of thought.
liz: ping www.loveformikey.com
mikey: host not found :-(
#71969 (14)
[ @K` ] rac00n: remember the whole noah and the arc story ?
[ @rac00n ] u mean the one where they couldnt fit my beast inside the arc?
[ @K` ] no i mean the one where they had to build an arc because my bukakke covered the earth for like 40 days and 40 nights
#71975 (1376)
<Raven> spread the word of jesus my brother
<Jonesy> j----e---s----u---s