#71254 (699)
<Cypher_Dyne> I feel like ipizza tonight.
<Nakoo> Ipizza?
<[Smoke]> That's the pizza for Mac users
<[Smoke]> iPizza
<[Smoke]> It's semi-transparent and comes in at least 5 colors
<[Smoke]> Also, iPizza is in no way compatible with your current pizza cutting tools
#71269 (295)
<@red_solar> ircN[moo]/boxstats: [uptime: 2w 23h 36m 42s record: 2w 23h 38m 43s]
<@shawn> 12:41AM  up 33 days,  5:21, 1 user, load averages: 0.01, 0.00, 0.00
<@red_solar> Uptime for redsolar-unix.mchsi.com (OpenBSD 3.2): 5:38PM up 26 days, 22:55, 0 users, load averages: 1.07, 1.09, 1.08
<@SQFreak> uptime(win2k): win(1d 22h 53m 17s) serv(21m 14s) today(4h 45m 6s) xirc(30m 1s) best(1d 22h 53m 4s)
< m0use> i think my workstation is up 47 now
<+[nobong]> Linux nebula 2.4.18-14 #1 Wed Sep 4 13:35:50 EDT 2002 i686 i686 i386 GNU/Linux
<+[nobong]>   6:13pm  up 33 days, 20:07,  1 user,  load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00
<@shawn> darn [nobong], beat me :P
<@Tecky> stupid fucks ... stop with the my dick is bigger cuz i got a longer uptime bs
<@Tecky> =-]
< m0use> its not about size.. its about how long you keep it up
#71349 (369)
<@Dave> a hooker that doesn't charge upfront is known as "a girlfriend"
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< [PIT]Kabar> ok i got a dumb question
< [PIT]Kabar> <-- linux newb
(+soroh6) well
(+soroh6) we don't allow dumb questions
(+soroh6) sorry.
< [PIT]Kabar> bah usless
< [PIT]Kabar> some great community
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(+soroh6) HAHAHA
(+soroh6) omg
#71406 (226)
Dutchman: I admit ignorance, I have no idea what a Dirty Sanchez is but thats the name of my fantasy football league
#71433 (427)
<hans> Impersonating another individual on the Internet is not only against our rules but it is also against the law. It constitutes and falls under Identity Theft and/or Fraud. Furthermore there are other laws specifically regarding impersonation on the Internet that also apply to it.
<hans> 0_o
*** hans is now known as Tiger_Woods
<Tiger_Woods> someone want to play golf?
#71434 (591)
*** anonimis has joined #kdl
<anonimis> join #5fm
<orbit> erm...
<orbit> what?
*** anonimis was kicked by orbit (dont advertise in here)
<Quench> lol
<Quench> he missed the /
<Quench> you moron
#71435 (257)
<Slyder> I think i found what i am going to buy
<Slyder> http://www.futureshop.ca/catalog/proddetail.asp?sku_id=0665000FS10006972&
catid=10220&logon=&langid=EN&dept=1&WLBS=fsweb6&MSCSProfile=04F5E73718534B93F3C511
B6289DBD5550C54405B2BE30A52CB53ABFF8716E7FE52D9C5C57B21A5894C6A6E05467561C22530DBF
981DF35CB5F364A5C835B6B7135EA94E78B9705B401CC5D977D837F3C134AC33E90B98115492CDA152
3C33E076FB2030322CB217386F89CB622647687BDD9F8FE7C5E5FF
<Slyder> thoughts?
<Hadaken> Get a shorter URL
#71436 (220)
<1stStrike> is everything in britian closed on a saturday or something?
<Jericho24.> at 6pm, yes
<1stStrike> well it's only 1 pm
<Jericho24.> as u just said urself... B R I T A I N
<1stStrike> oh wait
#71437 (143)
<jcarle> We don't have SATs in canada.
<jcarle> All our words stop at 6 letters.
#71440 (181)
(@CadWork) for a long time listening to snoop dogg when I was young I was like, wtf is that
(@CadWork) now when I hear them say words I don't know the meaning off, I just assume it's drugs
#71441 (122)
<Hiroe> I want to create a new doll toy for kids
<Hiroe> called "Jersey Baby"
<Hiroe> Idea being, it screams endlessly, until you wrap it in plastic to silence it and throw it away
#71442 (2226)
<ihatestan> god I hate my little brother
<ihatestan> its my mothers birthday and I got her a Amethyst necklace
<ihatestan> than out of no where my brother goes "mom has +3 strengh"
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<@Guyver3> im going to go chug nyquil and call it a day
<Shanks> :(
<@Guyver3> sorry
<@Guyver3> i meant
<@Guyver3> im going to go chug nyquil and methadone and demerol and smoke pot, and call it a day since im so hardcore
#71561 (233)
[hardlined] someone give me a phone number
(timmo) 867-5309
[hardlined] area code?
(timmo) 801
[hardlined] whats the name "we" should as for
(timmo) jenny
[hardlined] ;-)
[hardlined] the subscriber u have dialed is not in service
#71573 (462)
<saxxonpike> in the restroom in a walmart once, i shouted really loudly "DAMN THIS WATERS COLD" and i heard a plop in the next stall and he said "yeah, it's cold over here too"
#71577 (117)
<Skate> I believe in god as much as I believe in a world without porn...
#71590 (146)
<Nikita> we got like a foot of snow today
<Nikita> it sucked
--> stef (vix@staff.root.gg) has joined #lameindustries
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<Nikita> i shoveled the driveway and the stairs
<Iced_Eyes> hehe
<Iced_Eyes> i only got about 4 and 1/2 inches
<stef> argh! stupid dialup
<Rav3n> i remeber the good old days
<Rav3n> when i used to say that
<Rav3n> heh
<Nikita> stupid dialupt or only 4.5 inches?
#71626 (317)
<jas0n> man im a geek
<jas0n> im trying to find the RGB value of my hair
#71641 (145)
<DJDevil-San> i currently have no CDBurner/copier/etc....and is it possible to download the drivers and stuff and my CD drive becomes one?
#71657 (282)
Sway21: dude frondz how do you type so fast
Frondz: It's not something I'm proud of.
Sway21: why's that
Frondz: It's detrimental to masturbation.
Sway21: .. guess i should stop asking so many questions
#71672 (135)
<@madCoder> now its time for me to go raid my roommates food
<@madCoder> :D
<@iota> lol
<@ploppity`away> lol mad
* @iota has a huge chest freezer with some goodies
<@iota> come raid it
<@ploppity`away> iota: pm
<@madCoder> :O
<@iota> i just got a bunch of buy one get one free ice cream too
<@JaZz0r> eyes are blurry
<@JaZz0r> [Sat:3:41:13a] * iota has a huge chest
<@ploppity`away> woah
<@JaZz0r> did you say anything after that?
<@madCoder> lmao
<@iota> FREEZER
<@JaZz0r> "with some goodies"?
#71694 (522)
<Rjx> "Funeral" is an anagram for "Real Fun"
<Rjx> Go Figure.
#71701 (493)
(cutey) what you upto, cmang
(cmang) cutey: Nothing much. :) Just squeaking.
(cmang) And waiting for an email response from my employeer
(cmang) to find out if I get to go to work today. Hmm.
(cutey) :]
(cmang) cutey: Nothing too interesting, really. How about yourself? ;)
(cutey) :>
(kyr) you DO realize you speak to a bot, right?
(cmang) :(
(cmang) I'm going to cry salt mines now.
#71773 (243)
<tsb^blah|fx> beer will get you laid everytime
<tsb^blah|fx> maybe not with an attractive woman
<tsb^blah|fx> or maybe not even a woman at all
<tsb^blah|fx> but you won't know the difference