#50384 (199)
<SicChild> I got action with this hot chick I've been going after
<SicChild> so :P
<NeAck> so?
<SicChild> so......I'm happy.
<Teknolyfe> how long did she take to blow up?
<SicChild> lol
<NeAck> hahaha
#50385 (448)
<gerrard> siiiiigh
<gerrard> nothing like sitting around in your boxers at 4 am
<gerrard> mouse in one hand
<gerrard> can of mountain dew in the other
<}Phoenix{> dick in your mouth
<gerrard> ya..
<gerrard> hey wait
#50386 (145)
TwilightKnight00: hey can you do me a favor
Dr SpaZZo: no.
Dr SpaZZo: Go on.
#50387 (241)
[+mrspip]: your right ;)
[+SPo0n]: you're*
[+[SCB]m0yda]: ooooo we got a spelling bot in here ;P
[+SPo0n]: *have
[+SPo0n]: and grammar :P
#50388 (13)
<+datafreak> im sure the thrust of my semen has improved, it got as far as the monitor
#50411 (861)
<[CIT-R]StreaK> my puppy is crying :(
<Volt9000> so pull out
#50412 (9)
<LB|homework> holy fuck, this log in my ass is no longer just a pieceful log floating in assjuices, its somehow become a battaring ram of "holy fuck i got to go"
#50466 (881)
<Goldath> I just made a sammach with enough meat to kill a large bird
<Goldath> Oh wait, it did
<Goldath> Hahaha, stupid turkey
#50482 (158)
<yegz> styric : pick one question
<yegz> and ask
<styric> which question
#50509 (188)
<CoRDS> damn my cat is lazy, he is just lying on the bed showing off his testicles
<|CluBCaT|> I was there about 10mins ago
#50521 (196)
<My`Albanian`Ass> why u miss me?
<^hOTTIE^4^U^> yeh
<^hOTTIE^4^U^> bAd
<My`Albanian`Ass> how bad
<My`Albanian`Ass> bad enough to masturbate urself infront of a mirror while wearing a face mask that looks like my face?
#50522 (131)
<Keza> Dear Diary, I think thoes cnuts in #x have been reading yuo again
#50523 (1323)
<DarthSemiAway> 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilamockingbirds
#50540 (159)
* BlueDust shudders as u tuch her wet pussy
* Voice-From-The-Toilet beats Seaker up with a power tool
* BlueDust (shicchic@sg-33877.mweb.co.za) has left #5fm
<Seaker> BWAHAHAHAHAHA
<Voice-From-The-Toilet> heya blekwissird
<Seaker> Bluedust obviously had the wrong window open for that 1
<Seaker> wahaha
#50544 (221)
<slut> i'm banned from kmart for stealing condoms i'll never use
#50554 (237)
<Satori> I read this book once, yeh, about this guy named claude who hooked up with this young gal who got pregnant and it wasn't his kid, but she said it was the result of getting raped by a supernaural being so he was cool with it so he packed the old girl up and headed off to pay taxes on her ass so's she'd be legal like... but shit happened and she wound up birthing the brat in some shit-filled barn so the shepherd brought in myrhh and frankincense
#50564 (211)
duckstab: Oh and as if i'm the only guy that'd ask God for a handjob. He INVENTED the penis, guys.
#50573 (343)
<EviL`J> i had soem 10 year old ask me to cyber the other day
<LordOfSwine> how was it?
#50576 (206)
<gav_> Myst : your gonna do something other than irc??
<mystican> yea exactly
<gav_> cool
<gav_> what channel?
#50610 (261)
<EazyCheez> I know this girl who is really hot and sweet, a Big Beautiful Woman... she makes my Captain stand at attention
<sqweak> hollywood lied
<sqweak> big is not beautiful
<EazyCheez> she's 5'2 and 305 or something, but I don't care... woo hoo she's wild!
<TreeSquid> EazyCheez: HOLY FUCK
<sqweak> DEAR GOD MAN
<sqweak> that's a fucking keg on legs!
<TreeSquid> that is disgusting, and you are a crazy piece of shit
<antivert> hungry hungry hippos!
<TreeSquid> don't ever talk to me again
<TreeSquid> that's just plain nasty
<sqweak> how the fuck do you squeeze 300 lbs into 5'2
<sqweak> thats like, 5 lbs an INCH!
#50615 (165)
<ajpiano|fifa03> THIS WANKS AWFUL
<Jig|werk> prosthetic hand?
<derobrash> heh
<derobrash> lol
<Jig|werk> put it in the microwave and warm it up.
#50630 (294)
<NuttO> 'I went to a movie last night and saw a marquee for [Eight Crazy Nights]: "EIGHT CRAZY NIG" 10:30.'
#50635 (265)
<PsychoticBat> Digga, what did skid do that made him a cocksucker?
<Atchoo> Please :)
<Digga> sucked a cock
<PsychoticBat> Oh.
#50649 (347)
<g9icy> heh, opposite my old house there was this massive field...i used to find all sorts on there, old needles (didn't touch), used jonnies...cars...bikes...etc
<Xanothis> are you implying you touched the used jonnies?
#50665 (29)
<Unsounder|HW> Mixs
<Unsounder|HW> didn't you forget to wank?
<Unsounder|HW> there's porn in 30 mins
<Mixs-zZZz> Haven't got that chan :/
<Unsounder|HW> i mean come on....you can't go loaded to school
<Unsounder|HW> on gymnasium you'll have a hardon constantly then :P
<Mixs-zZZz> Did I tell you about the bombthreat? I think I did..
<Mixs-zZZz> I wanked after that :P
<Unsounder|HW> ROFL
<Unsounder|HW> I don't wanna know what you did the 11th sep then :P