#50218 (308)
<boo> bored bored bored
<boo> let's play a game. we need 2 teams of 2. each player gives a word.
<boo> those words are combined, and then are checked to see if they're a valid http server.
<boo> 2 points if it's a real website, 1 point for a coming soon site.
<boo> who wants to play?
<boo> ...
<boo> :-O
<boo> see if I ever offer to entertain any of you again.
<boo> get out of my house.
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#50221 (191)
<pottard> yea i walk in
<pottard> and they hand me a little sign that has a "+b" on it
<pottard> and i have to wear it walking out
#50222 (737)
<Guera> any guys wanna chat msg me
<ruggo> ok
<ruggo> how do i msg?
<Guera> i msg u
<ruggo> i don't see anything
<Guera> dubble click on my name
<ruggo> with what key?
<Guera> just left dubble click on my name
<ruggo> the left key?
<Guera> yea
<ruggo> i don't have one of those
<ruggo> the left arrow?
<Guera> the left on the mouse
<ruggo> mouse?
<ruggo> what sort of computer do you have?
<Guera> asl
#50225 (87)
<cherno> what kind of a crazy keyboard is this
<Matrix_McCloud> an old one
<Matrix_McCloud> maybe i can find a pic of it
<cherno> what company
<Matrix_McCloud> 5001
<Matrix_McCloud> ..i think
<cherno> whoa
<cherno> it was back when co.'s had numbers instead of names
<Matrix_McCloud> hahah
#50228 (400)
<Ma[N]da> he wont shut up about my mum
<Ma[N]da> i swear i wannna kiss him
<My`Albanian`Ass> kiss him?
<Ma[N]da> oh my god
<Ma[N]da> i mean kill him
#50229 (118)
<@BlackOps> i dont know if my friend was joking or not
<@BlackOps> but today he was talking about this matrix porn or something with people flying, fighting and having sex
<@BlackOps> on kazaa
<@BlackOps> imma try to find it
<Rigel> LOL
<@BlackOps> success!
#50234 (88)
George: i had like 10 useless programs running
George: secretly
George: was slowing my comp down
Shinobu: I should check mine..
Shinobu: well.. msn's running
Shinobu: does that count?
#50235 (314)
<Elpacoloco> Seriously! Your voice is...uhm....
<Elpacoloco> Words fail me, but I'd pay $3.99 a minute for it.
<TheTourist|away> ELp, refering to phone sex is NOT romantic.
#50236 (177)
* Scout wants to die while having sex. not really.
<Opoggo> that'd suck for the guy
<Opoggo> think he'd go on?
#50243 (-55)
<Gooseman> my pe teacher thought i got my balls chopped off
<Gooseman> i asked some girls and they had heard that too
<Deke> WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU HAD SURGERY ON YOUR PENIS!
<Gooseman> its much better
<Gooseman> circumcised
<Gooseman> is better
<Deke> i dont give a shit if it can fucking sing now!
<Deke> i still wouldnt let someone cut my dick!
<Gooseman> itll heal after a few weeks anyways
<Gooseman> no big deal
<Gooseman> dunno y they shaved my balls tho
<XZGohan[Scripting]> shave = itch like mofo
<Gooseman> i know it teh itches like a mofo
<Gooseman> they shaved teh over teh pen0r too tho
<Gooseman> i look like a 12yo with a big dick down there no
<Gooseman> my pen0r = teh pwnzor now
#50253 (261)
<Bemlet> he respects subtilty. you just have to use a lot of it at once.
#50255 (86)
<Yin-Tzu> you see, MSminion is really God, and he's just here to slum with the mere mortals
<IICV> God works for MS?
<IICV> That's a revelation in itself.
#50263 (1725)
* Joins: Pronto ()
<MSminion> PRONTO!! YOUR BACK!!!
<Pronto> I brought my front, too.
<MSminion> Whoa! Both of 'em? Wow.
* Pronto bows.
<MSminion> What about your left?
<Pronto> Nope. It got left, right over there.
<MSminion> Right.
<Pronto> No, it left.
<MSminion> No left or right, then?
<Pronto> Damn straight.
#50266 (275)
(after a netsplit which booted most of the channel)
<JeremiahSmith> Ha! Empty room!
* JeremiahSmith dances in his underwear.
* Just[AFK]Yin () Quit (Ping Timeout)
* Rhamphoryncus () Quit (Ping Timeout)
<JeremiahSmith> o_O
<JeremiahSmith> My dancing cannot be THAT bad.
* Kazriko () Quit (Ping Timeout)
<JeremiahSmith> Gahhhh!
<JeremiahSmith> Fine, fine. I can take a hint.
* JeremiahSmith stops dancing and covers his underwear.
#50267 (267)
<pigger> y u b h8n?
<pigger> dun h8 plzkthx
<Judicator> Ewww.
<Judicator> Dalnet-speak. :/
<FDISK> Judicator: FUCK YOU.
<FDISK> Its not Dalnet!
<FDISK> You don't even joke about that shit!
<pigger> hahahha
<FDISK> Thats like telling a sweaty dude "Damn, you just get finished raping a ten year old or something?"
<FDISK> Its THAT offensive.
#50269 (253)
<taglin>   ok, so te pretty menu came up and is asking you to add drives?
<suds>   yeh
<suds>   done that
<taglin>   k... whats next?
<suds>   weee
<suds>   hang on a sec...
<suds>   need more rum+coke+spritz of lime
<suds>   :)
<taglin>   heh
<taglin>   i think some of the problems with this crazy install could be alcohol related
#50272 (96)
<Fabio> wooo 47.5$/g for international data from feb next year.....
<Riqizeins_Aggilus> w00t
<Fabio> and they are complaining that mp3 and dvd rips cost the movie industry soo much each year, then they go and do a nice thing like make our downloads cheaper...
<Fabio> i love the way this world works
<Riqizeins_Aggilus> lol
#50279 (114)
(Pikaben) I just thought of something.
(Pikaben) Do people in Europe measure their wangs with the Metric system?
(SSNWadmanKiddo) Probably? Maybe? Oh my. :O
(Joe_Fox) what else would we use?
(Pikaben) Our superior american Measurement system? =/
(Joe_Fox) superior
(Joe_Fox) as if
(Joe_Fox) imperial is crap :|
(SSNWadmanKiddo) HAR HAR
(SSNWadmanKiddo) American Measurment is so outdated.
(Joe_Fox) exactly
(Joe_Fox) round numbers are alot easier to use and handle
(Joe_Fox) heh, round
(SSNWadmanKiddo) Round... firm... fully pac-::shot::
(Joe_Fox) just what i was waiting for
#50284 (353)
<Dest> tate: If useless facts got you women, I'd be beating them off with shotguns
<Fenris> instead of beating himself off with a mitten
#50292 (-63)
<Eldron> ruba, btw,.  IM THAT BIG GUY WHO IS SCREWING YOUR SISTER! HAH!
<StalkerofurSoul> shes 8!
<Eldron> the younger the better?
<Atreides^away> just the way eldron likes them
<Atreides^away> hairless ;)
<Rubastic> ... umm, most people like them ... smooth.
<Eldron> I like them moistorized
<Yemen> I like em hairless, smooth and moist
<StalkerofurSoul> does blood count?
#50296 (-935)
<linux> "So... my girlfriend told me she thought i was a pedophile the other day."
<linux> "so i says to her, that's an awfully big word coming from a 12 year old."
<DGF> LOL
#50317 (723)
* twigvoy (voy@1Cust26.tnt1.weslaco.tx.da.uu.net) Quit (Quit: )
* LlNK is now known as HidingFromVoy
<hidingfromvoy> shhhh
*twigvoy (voy@1Cust26.tnt1.weslaco.tx.da.uu.net) joined #fux0r
<twigvoy> where'd llnk go?
<hidingfromvoy> teehee
#50324 (181)
<^Ocean^> fucking bloody hell
<^Ocean^> I lost 33gig of HDSpace
<LlNK> lol
<LlNK> check under your keyboard
#50326 (106)
<contagious> I think dalnet is getting laid...and services are 2nd priority
#50348 (343)
* bitch has joined #lobby
<bitch> hey
<son_of_evil> hi *****
<Nehaal> hi *****
<Falkner|AWAY> hi *****