#49884 (478)
Munktun: how was thanksgiving?
Wahbuffet: missionary position
Munktun: hahahahaha
Wahbuffet: sorry wrong person
Wahbuffet: pretend i didnt say that
#49888 (673)
<GauHelldragon> haha
<GauHelldragon> we're playing scatergories
<GauHelldragon> and we got "R"
<GauHelldragon> "Fruit", "Infamous people" and "words associated with exersize"
<GauHelldragon> i put down "Richard Simmons" for all 3 :D
#49889 (1100)
<Zang> How old is Sky?
<Cyril> 25 i think
<Cyril> he just gained a level
<Cyril> er year
#49891 (1101)
(R-66Y) 1280x1024 at 60hz hurts my eyes
(raygun) hmm
(raygun) it Hz your eyes
(raygun) SNORT SNORT
#49894 (199)
<sean> though south keys is disgustingly expensive, it's right beside an O-Train station and has a bulk barn next door
<xmatt> O-Train sounds like some weird sexual innuendo.
<adam> it's all in your head, matt.
<xmatt> "I might take her for a ride on the O-Train. Oooh, oooh! Yeah, you know what I mean."
#49897 (186)
<Mr_Saturn> my girls gone wild is almost done downloading
<Mr_Saturn> i wish my laptop worked, i could go watch it in my room
<`Tony`> lol, get real porn :P
<Mr_Saturn> ive got that too
<Mr_Saturn> but sometimes i just like too see the real stuff
<Mr_Saturn> not acted out shit and pornstars
<Mr_Saturn> like natural hot chicks
<Mr_Saturn> you know what i mean
<`Tony`> Yea...
<`Tony`> get a girlfriend :P
#49901 (220)
<Harima Dugong> THere I got my pants cleaned up from all the cum on it
<Square    Monkey> LOL
<Harima Dugong> i meant gum
#49902 (210)
<RAPEAPE> you know, I get a whole new level of enjoyment from the wizard of oz now that I realize that most everyone in the movie is dead now
#49909 (149)
<Amuck50> my buddy shane just started contemplating what the world would be like without boobs
<Amuck50> i think he just scared himself
#49912 (189)
<Intranete> but i never got into just sitting around and programming, i was more into sitting around and playing with my hardware
#49918 (1547)
<Tim3WorX> somtimes
<Tim3WorX> when i'm naked
<Tim3WorX> and alone
<j4yj0hn> dont finish that sentence
#49925 (136)
<proto> So, I was thinking-- if I were a cannibal and I was eating some guy, would his arms be wings that I could have with bleu cheese and celery?
<mook> Um.
<proto> And would from the knees down be like drumsticks? KFM original recipe?
<mook> If you say lady fingers I'm going to kick you.
#49927 (742)
<beretta> lets say you clone yourself
<beretta> and then you become attracted to yourself..and wind up having sex with your clone
<beretta> does that make you gay, or are you just on the forefront of masturbation technology?
#49941 (274)
<buzgub> do drakconf and drakxconf look at all different?
<puttputt> find / -name "*drak*" -exec rm -f "{}" ;
<Robzy> not at all
<Robzy> puttputt, it returns:
<Robzy> rm: cannot remove `/etc/bootsplash/themes/Mandrake': Is a directory
<Robzy> find: /mnt/floppy: Input/output error
<Robzy> find: . changed during execution of find
<puttputt> oh my god
#49946 (203)
<Crucifix> when the pope dies who is the next pope?
<Crucifix> his son?
#49952 (-68)
<Le0pard> i heard a story, about a dude, he put his penis in a girl's ass, pulled it out and it had shit on it, so he puked on her back.... and she started rubbing it around cuz she thought he jizzed on her
#49953 (175)
<ljtyk> damn school
<SoulBladeKai> it suX0rs
<ljtyk> i'm gonna be so happy when i graduation
<SoulBladeKai> uhh...that's an IF not a WHEN
<ljtyk> fuck u l33t boy
#49957 (160)
<Zer0th> You know you irc too much, when you don't have to read bash.org anymore, cause you allready know all the quotes...
#49969 (178)
<Decimus> raped any white women lately?
<Lord_Mervyn> i resent that remark
<Decimus> k
<Decimus> was she fat?
#49973 (14)
<EmersonOw> so he is a how do i put it
<EmersonOw> "funny guy"
<EmersonOw> not funny ha ha
<EmersonOw> but funny GAY
#49974 (282)
* gjinn[a] points to his atheist side
* EmersonOw points to his love for underaged boys
<EmersonOw> i mean my catholic side
#49978 (308)
<via_> okay, so my white trashiness knows no bounds
<via_> my dad had to thaw out the turkey quickly
<via_> so guess how he does it?
<antiuser> blowtorch?
<concaf> deep fry?
<via_> he throws a 25lbs turkey in the spa for 20 minutes
<concaf> HAHAHHAH
<Wevah> GET YOUR FLAME THROWERS OUT
<via_> worked like a charm
#49980 (109)
<CROC-ANOSTRA> Mort: are you PRO American?
<Mort-Hog> Pro American? I'm no proffessional. Nor am I an American citizen.
#49981 (327)
* Q-ball shoots SpoonRanger in the head with a 9 millimeter.
MrCoulomb> how can you shoot someone with a length mesurement?
#49984 (239)
<BlkDrgn> man, i am itching for ram
<dela> it's cheap these days
<BlkDrgn> at the same time, do i really need it?
<BlkDrgn> sometimes i just want to toss the PC out so i can start doing "real" things
<BlkDrgn> like watching tv