#49765 (100)
<Weng> *eat much food*
<Weng> Yes, that's right #athlon
<Weng> I'm eating thanksgiving dinner with you instead of the evil, cocksucking baby-booming, crack whoring family that I am proud to call my own
<Weng> Not to mention being both fag-bashers and flaming anti-war liberals
<Weng> And I'm sure you all know why I'm against fag-bashing.
#49769 (282)
<@Beesta> damn
<@Beesta> I really need a sewing machine.
<@Pandaemon> Beesta, of course, is very secure in his masculinity
#49770 (628)
* zYgoat announces a historic moment in the history of powered human flight
* zYgoat reaches into his backpack
* zYgoat pulls out a rocket powered dildo
<zYgoat> }===========>
* zYgoat jams it up Mikeyben's ass
* zYgoat takes a sledgehammer and slams it all the way-in
* zYgoat cues up Tom Petty - Don't Come Around Here No More
* zYgoat lights the fuse and salutes
*** Mikeyben was kicked off #Lopster by zYgoat (zYgoat)
#49773 (297)
<homerj> i'm going to see if that beam in the basement is big enough to hang myself from..if not, bbl
#49776 (524)
<wahitu> Ok, then. Great time here. Cu all!
<Josher> later
<wahitu> hmm. one last question. How do I log off?
<Josher> X top right
<wahitu> thanks. Bye
#49791 (354)
<Noname_MiB> well im outta here, gotta go play RL, theres an event called turkey day ahppening, later
<Crembo> RL? I think I downloaded that once but it has bad reviews and a shitty community.
<Murph> but RL has sex
<Crembo> so do hentai games.
#49794 (217)
[@Incitatus]: http://www.suddenstrike2.de/
[@DynamoDan]: mm desert strike
[@DynamoDan]: have you got sudden strike 1?
[+EvilMalk]: germans must be getting really bored with ww2 games now
[@Flamin_Squirrel]: heh
[@DynamoDan]: lol
[+EvilMalk]: oh look hans, we get to be another american killing berliners
[+EvilMalk]: ja das ist gut
#49796 (6)
<[Kindred]Fatsaq> i was drunk once and i threw up and it looked like hamburger helper and i almost convinced a friend to eat it.
#49797 (1178)
<frenzaldude> I can't believe that around 60% dont want an XBox!
<frenzaldude> I couldn't wait to get mine. XBox is the best gaming console of all time, even look at the stats: http://www.xbox365.com/xp_consoles.shtml
<Flashman> To quote www.maddox.xmission.com, "Saying the Xbox is a good system because it's powerful is like saying you made a great painting because you used the best set of paints."
<frenzaldude> not really, coz u might be a crap painter
<frenzaldude> anyway xbox has the best graphics and stuf, and u can put it onto the internet!!! thats my fav feature
#49807 (152)
<mritche> Hmmm.. what to do at a school when virtually nobody else is there and I have 7 P4s to play with on a fat pipe
<ess-vid> 7 screen streaming porn?
<sean> lmao
#49809 (261)
<juhl> LinuxWolf: I don't mind users being clueless *as such*, what I mind is when they try to do something "clever" on my network and disrupt service for everyone else and I have to clean up the mess!
<LinuxWolf> juhl:  *nod*
<juhl> LinuxWolf: if you don't know what you are doing you should ask the admin *before* you try doing it!!!
<juhl> *that* would prevent a LOT of problems
<RichiH> juhl: why not just nail a towel and a bottle of water to your front door
<juhl> RichiH: what would that accomplish ?
<RichiH> as soon as you whip the first imbecible to death with your wet towel, word will spread around the ranks of morons
<juhl> RichiH: heh - I'll have to try that
#49812 (237)
<RichiH> as soon as a joke is available as a thinkgeek tee, it is dead
#49814 (162)
<LinuxWolf> I love my stuffed tux
<RichiH> LinuxWolf: as long as you don't love-stuff your tux...
#49821 (311)
<Arydrall> A printout....'Taoist Taichi Style-Missionary Position' on a printout with Kama Sutra stuff...
<Arydrall> WTF IS MY MOM LOOKING UP :O
#49827 (47)
<MarKuss> hello , i got a question guys...
<SephiLoTb> shoot boy
<MarKuss> i got a small hard drive here at the collage and i really need more space... so what should i do?
<SephiLoTb> move to a bigger room :))))))))
<MarKuss> ha ha ha very funny
#49828 (261)
<Supachikn> This transfer speed sucks man, what connection are you on? taken an hour and a half to transfer 1mb
<ToadLicka> DSL, What Transfer?
<Supachikn> This file I'm sending you.
<Supachikn> FUCK, This file I'm sending THE WRONG PERSON
<Heysoose> HAHAHAHAH, wasted an hour and half, fewl
#49841 (489)
<@Osmos|s> im so fucking horny.. its like someones licking the crotch of my voodoo doll
#49842 (178)
* |404notfound is now known as [404notfound]
<[404notfound]> Does this nick format make me look fat?
#49843 (1)
<_Muppet_> What religion or race of people living in Britain would disapprove of Elvis?
<_Muppet_> Can you suggest one?
<Supe-Away> Mormons
<Supe-Away> There isnt anything that they DO approve of
<_Muppet_> Tee
<Squinky> Black Irish, because black people hate everything
<Squinky> Except rap music
<Squinky> And carjacking
<Squinky> And KFC
#49845 (89)
(SectionX): well i would never power up a xbox
(^Tony_Soprano^): thats cause ur a dumb fuck
(^Tony_Soprano^): probibally drain all the power in your trailer
#49846 (592)
* Ultima falls off a cliff
<Ultima> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!
<Ultima> Wham
<Ultima> oooh dat hurt
<Ultima> lol
<BigGeorgieB> typing that sentance hurt?
<Ultima> naw itz a joke
<Ultima> *drum roll*
<BigGeorgieB> *silence*
<Ultima> *cymbol clash*
<BigGeorgieB> *gun shot*
#49849 (414)
Hunting Bounties: Where can I get a ps2 emulator?
OOPRCT: from YNOS
Hunting Bounties: Where is that
Hunting Bounties: ?
OOPRCT: it's a secret company
OOPRCT: try searching on the programs called EKAF and SURIV
OOPRCT: EKAF and SURIV has the YNOS emulator
OOPRCT: DIPUTS also has it
#49851 (705)
<MegaPucko> whats the street outside liverpool street station called?
<MegaPucko> the big one =\
<MegaPucko> wait
<MegaPucko> nm
<MegaPucko> im dumb
<Goatman> No shit.
#49870 (560)
<Luckett_X> imagine driving down a highway, being pulled over in your Deloren, by the police whom question "Why is there a garbage can and chute on your car?" to which you reply "IT'S THE FLUX CAPACITOR!" to which you are immediately breathalised and convicted of drunk driving, all the while you scream "NO! I HAVE TO GET BACK! BACK TO...THE FUTURE! MAAARRRRRTTTTTYYYYY!"
#49879 (153)
#Linux on GamesNET
* Topic is '2.4.19 stable/2.5.40 unstable || don't ask to ask a question...just ask it!'
* Stumpy has joined #Linux
<Stumpy> I have a mandrake question
<Stumpy> mandrake anyone?
<Rev`15th> read the topic
<Stumpy> ok
<Stumpy> later
<Stumpy> idiot
* Stumpy has left #Linux