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(302)<sprawd_> how do i delete the history in konquerer? <RichiH> the smart way of saying "i've been browsing porn at my dad's computer" #48435
(167)<Nike> i swear, my MP3's get scratched <Loop> probably nike <Nike> like i got a really annoying little brother sim wandering around my home directory #48443
(92)<Smerdyakov> ... based _only_ one, I mean <Smerdyakov> s/one/alshfsafa <Smerdyakov> s/alshfsafa/afsaagagaskhaah <Smerdyakov> s/afsaagagaskhaah/on #48470
(194)<Nazgul> my grandma got some pictures developed, and she was showing them to me, and said that they must have accidently one of someone else's pictures in with hers <Nazgul> because there was a pic of a woman and man standing beside each other with their dog <Nazgul> and I was looking at it, and thinking weird..then looked in the upper right hand corner and saw a flying saucer in the sky <Nazgul> and was like "SHIT!" <BloodFromStone> o_o <BloodFromStone> Don't send them back. <Nazgul> then flipped it over and it was a promotional advertisement thing for "Taken" on the scifi channel * Nazgul chuckles. #48472
(350) abcdefg (smiley@HSE-MTL-ppp75343.qc.sympatico.ca) has joined: #geekissues <datacide>[@] abcdefg <datacide>[@] your nick sucks <Soberguy> my friend has a cousin whose name is actually abcde <Neon[UK]>[+] lol <Neon[UK]>[+] bored parents? <Soberguy> when you pronounce it like she does it actually sounds quite cool #48488
(340)cptchris F O O: i was measureing my dick and it said 10 in, i was happy till i realized the ruler was backwards #48500
(287)<@JeffRaven> I posted a question about putting a time limit on how long someone can be logged onto win2k <@JeffRaven> and several people from IT departments of companies have emailed me wondering if I found an answer <@JeffRaven> boy they'd be shocked if they found out I'm just a unemployed college graduate trying to limit the time of my brother on the computer #48501
(520)Phut: ooh Phut: I just had an idea Phut: I wanna save up a lot of money...... rent a billboard, and just simply put "www.goatse.cx" on it. Nothing else but that. Phut: that would own #48504
(211)<NinjaStu> ack! Scotch Irish on my keyboard! <NinjaStu> if i start typing funny <NinjaStu> my keyboard is intoxicated #48505
(793)Jigglyjuff: that's worse then that peanut, butter and jelly sandwich i hear all americans like <CHAT MattDavis> no <CHAT MattDavis> peanut butter Jigglyjuff: oh! that makes much more sense #48510
(98)<leper> i'm a linux nub <leper> so <leper> do i edit that in... ? <leper> notepad? #48513
(589)<Snoogans> oh man...I forwarded the goatse.cx site to a shitload of people at work <Snoogans> heeh <Snoogans> all I heard was OH FUCK <Catcher80> lmao <Snoogans> it was gold <Catcher80> where do you work? <Snoogans> a large internet security company <Catcher80> haha <Catcher80> "do your security holes look like this?" <Snoogans> I sure hope not <Snoogans> then any homo can get in <Snoogans> HAHAHAHAH #48519
(474)<Pikaben> Dude. I just heard my little sister shout "I'm not naked!". <Pikaben> Should I go check what's going on? #48523
(503)<Caffy> I was just in my Attic and I heard a few rat's run around and I was like, dad did you know there are rats up here? <Caffy> And he replied with, "It's alright, Mortin doesnt bite" <Caffy> WTF, MY HICK FATHER NAMED THE RAT MORTIN?!? #48538
(265)<Liza> but.. plis.. tell to everybody that in argentina we live.. with human rigths broken i dont know how to express because my english is not so good help us! <divdiv> stop complaining, you get adsl, I'd gladly give up our human rights for adsl #48548
(411)<Vincent_T> natl: are you m/f? <natl> Yes, I am. #48566
(211)<Saiy> Pringles is the new masturbation fad <Splat> Which must mean that Pringles is AKIN to... <Splat> ... <Splat> CANNED SEX! <Ed> Pringles is the new masturbation? <Ed> I guess now it's "Once you pop the fun stops" #48581
(378)<alexs> documentation is like sex, when its good, its very good, when its bad, its better than nothing #48582
(154)<BenZor> I once kissed a guy for $20, but he wouldn't take $50 for a handjob :/ #48590
(832)(AnAcOnDa): www.goatse.cx (sd3mon): been there done that (blackanese): done that? #48594
(548)<VooDoo3dfx> She's a lesbian dude. <Absolut> Really? <VooDoo3dfx> Yeah. <VooDoo3dfx> She's never had a guy though. <Absolut> Once you go dick... you never go chick. <Absolut> Oh shit <Absolut> I didn't say that!!! #48595
(213)<orion> man <orion> fuck pints <orion> our corner store is selling QUARTS now <Hat> Where do you live, Ireland? #48600
(546)*** d3 (d3@xtreme25-113.aci.on.ca) has joined #blackskies.ca <`brad> d3 <`brad> d3 <`brad> d3 <Hat> You sunk my battleship! #48601
(72)<+Black_Ninja> What's the difference between the catholic church and the national prison system? <RedComet> you dont have to drop the soap to get it up the ass? <+Black_Ninja> Ans: the prisions wait until the kids are over 18 before sending them to places where they can get raped #48604
(98)<Chubbzilla> omg <Chubbzilla> MSN just offered me txt porn <HKR|VC> ! <Chubbzilla> what the fuck is the world coming too <Ruu> MSN isn't nearly as bad as ICQ <Chubbzilla> no, but this is liek <Chubbzilla> first one ever <Chubbzilla> bcos i got the new msn messenger liek, an hour ago <Chubbzilla> it has great new features, liek txt porn * HKR|VC downloads