QDB — Quote #48523 (503)

#48523 (503)

<Caffy> I was just in my Attic and I heard a few rat's run around and I was like, dad did you know there are rats up here?
<Caffy> And he replied with, "It's alright, Mortin doesnt bite"
<Caffy> WTF, MY HICK FATHER NAMED THE RAT MORTIN?!?

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