#45389 (413)
<Summoner> UNIX IS user friendly, it's just very choosy about who it calls a friend.
#45392 (133)
<%Cyber_Akuma> damnit, aol is being gay
<@eDRoaCH-nothere> isnt that like a synonym?
#45394 (635)
<Cat`Bored> Would you say it's foolish to make licking one's elbow a life goal?
<Tumbleweed> you've been trying to do for the last ten minutes, haven't you?
<Despot> ...
<Despot> don't answer that.
<Despot> please.
<Cat`Bored> I'm making progress.
#45397 (270)
<qrg> how do they deal with dice rolling
<cmplx> you need vr dice. they're usb.
<cmplx> then you put on these special glvoes
<cmplx> and roll them acrtoss a vr desk.
<cmplx> no, ass, you click a button and the dice are rolled for you
<qrg> i meant the randomization
<qrg> of the dice being rolled
<orion> i've never heard of a computer spitting out a random number
<orion> or a random quote
<orion> never.
<nyisles> qrg: cat /dev/urandom
<orion> thus, random numbers from dice == impossible
<orion> it's not like computers generate photorealistic motion pictures
<orion> or perform millions and billions and trillions of intense calculations per second
<orion> i seriously doubt they could simulate die being rolled
<orion> i mean jesus, they control the stockmarket and most modern finance, big business, corporations
<orion> but as far as picking two random numbers from 1 to 6
<orion> it's fucking unfathomable.
<cmplx> until computers can acccurately model the behavior of a giant glob of cum entering the earth's atmosphere, computer science has failed.
#45405 (163)
<PARAD0X> what if I dont have 8 mb ram, or am not capable of 16 colors on the graphics card.
<Xalnop> if you don't have 8 mb of ram, you can't be connected to the internet... it's a rule
#45412 (62)
* Joins: Deja-Vu (NyCzGoD911@AC806546.ipt.aol.com)
* GBL|InfamousGadget hits Deja-Vu with a brick
<GBL|InfamousGadget> sorry,  i feel bad for you
<GBL|InfamousGadget> just saw aol and felt a need for a old school brickin'
* Parts: Deja-Vu (NyCzGoD911@AC806546.ipt.aol.com)
<GBL|InfamousGadget> =(
<GBL|InfamousGadget> I scared him away
<GBL|InfamousGadget> oh well,   iq++;
#45415 (-47)
<Spazz> Those crazy Japanese folk!
<@rtil> O_O
<@rtil> Whats goin on dude
<Spazz> Anti-cigarette protesters made a cig out of plastic and balloons.
<Spazz> Like 50 feet long.
<@rtil> WTF
<@rtil> XD
<Spazz> And they were gonna cut it with a katana.
<Spazz> But the balloons were filled with hellium.  x)
<Spazz> The explosion burned off eyebrows and beareds
<Spazz> beards*
<@rtil> rofl
#45419 (400)
<Spazz> I want to find a girl who is not afraid of dating a geek guy.
<Spazz> You know... one that says "Oh, I don't care if I can't bring him out in public...   he's got big junk!"
<StalkerofurSoul> "I dont care if hes ugly and has pimples, did you see that quake win loss ratio?"
<StalkerofurSoul> he's got the finest c++ ive ever set my eyes on
<StalkerofurSoul> omfg, and we was sitting there... and he pulled it out, and i asked if i could see it.... and he let me hold it....a wireless mouse! what will they think of next!
#45440 (63)
<rioter> cd location of file
<rioter> rpm -Uvh full file name.rpm
<_Larez-> DAAAAAAAAAAAMMNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
<_Larez-> didint worked
<rioter> ...
<_Larez-> I didint put in the files name
<_Larez-> just pasted what you typed
#45445 (212)
<D3S> driving is like sex
<yeager> D3S, driving is nothing like sex
<yeager> if it was, I would hardly ever get to drive
<yeager> and when i did, i would regret it afterwards
#45447 (322)
<[29th]ZueX> im gonna play ww2ol....lata
[29th]ZueX [PusherRobo@s26.pm3.volstate.net] has quit IRC (Quit: Eeets got cheekan legs)
<Buchwald> i'm gonna go play
<Buchwald> "i hate my fucking job and it doesn't pay enough"
<Buchwald> it's a new game where i want to kill myself from 9-5
<Buchwald> and then when i get home and look at the bills, i want to kill myself
<Buchwald> it's a pretty realistic game
<Buchwald> characters are kinda boring though
<Buchwald> hm... i'm talking to myself again huh
#45448 (228)
<Minion> I'm waiting for CNN to do a special on "The Goatse.Cx Phenomenon" Like they did with EverQuest and "All your base"
#45521 (-1)
<Christof-Dupri> This 13 year old girl on Dr Phil is rapeable
#45529 (236)
<Twinge> To think, there are 8.065817517e67 possible games of freecell, and I've only beaten 3.
#45544 (218)
<dn> if i cloned myself, changed the y chromosome to an x chromosome, and then had sex with her, would it be masturbation, or incest?
<Dareon> I think itd be illegal in 13 states, is what it would be.
<Fentom> -{dn}- I think it would mean you seriously need a girlfriend
<dn> i get the feeling i just earned a new wb
#45545 (275)
<Black_Mage> i need the program that enables you to make flash; damned if i remember what it's called
<Assgoblin> ...flash.
#45562 (279)
<Spirit> belgium is the capital of what country again?
#45566 (817)
<snif> i jsut asked if any one knew how to change ports and stuff
<taras> yes, you visit your local harbourmaster and tell him you want your ship to be in a different port from now on
<grifferz> you go to your liquor retailer
<grifferz> and you say, "sorry, I do not like this port, please supply me with another"
<snif> no need to be total dicks about it you guys can go fuck your self
#45578 (566)
<Ron> Just for the hell of it the other day, I went into Word and typed out the alphabet with a whole bunch of fonts...then practiced copying them so I could handwrite in like, seven different fonts.
<Fire3n3rgy> ...
<Fite3n3rgy> go masturbate or something
#45580 (19)
<tasha> How long were you in New Zealand dev
<@devdev> went twice
<@devdev> for like, maybe 1 1/2 months
<@devdev> maybe like 6 weeks
#45581 (477)
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<the-craft> thank you chanserv:-)
<the-craft> chanserv where are you from
<the-craft> hello
<the-craft> ?
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#45585 (156)
<Greenboy> how do i install linux?
<Greenboy> open the cd in windows?
#45596 (757)
<Uncle_Tobias> I hate people who AIM me when I'm masturbating.
<Kevyn> I hate people who AIM at me while masturbating.
#45655 (843)
<The-Virus> hi
<The-Virus> hello
<The-Virus> oh
<The-Virus> heh
<The-Virus> =\
<The-Virus> thought someone said hi
<The-Virus> besides me
#45662 (20)
<nothin> halc: I could build a 64TB SCSI RAID array for $210,000 or so
<nothin> Single machine.
<mij> i could clone you for $210,000
<mij> :)
<nothin> I suppose another $10,000 for a machine with power to serve it all
<nothin> mij: What a waste.
<mij> not really
<mij> cuz then you could build twice as many of those machines in a day
<mij> and i'd make bank
<mij> :)