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<e3^Tony-M-LD> how do u get pics from your digital camera to your cpu - i plugged the cord into the usb now what? pm me
<UsTeD> you sound like a macintosh switchover commercial :/
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* Joins: Thogart (~Womper85@44.31.171.66.subscriber.vzavenue.net)
<Thogart> Tampa is the lightning capital of the world..
<Thogart> and its storming..
<Apsy|Laundry> And you think its smart to be online Thogart?
<Thogart> Well... yea.
<Thogart> I mean, my house has been hit twice before so whats the chance of it happening 3 times...
<Cuda> Thogart, quite good :p
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<ManMower> tcp/ip has been around forever
<ManMower> since before computers
<ManMower> mailmen used tcp/ip to deliver packages
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<ManMower> I need like $800
<ManMower> to have 4 twisted peices of pain pulled out of my pussing mouth.
<g33k> ManMower: whoa. you going to an extra-value dentist?
<ManMower> g33k: what, it costs more than that?
<g33k> I paid $400, and that was only 20%
<g33k> so, $2000
<ManMower> $2000? I can get D cup tits and a 16" dick for $2000!
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<hash---> back everything up on 45rpm vinyl
<ManMower> hash---: I have 80 lbs of porn on vinyl in my closet
<xbane> manmower: i have 130lbs of porn in my closet
<xbane> (dead hooker)
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<Smir> you've read that file about electronic stimulation of the penis?
<ManMower> uh no
<Smir> I'm sure you did
<ManMower> if I read a file about electronic stimulation of the penis, I
would likely remember it
<ManMower> and possibly be in the hospital
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<xcham> I'm going to move to the middle east and start a gentleman's club
<xcham> and call it "the Gaza Strip"
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<Rune> my car blew up when half a dozen of diaz's friggin cronies rammed their cars into mine
<+Shadow> lol
<+Shadow> heh I hate it when someone cuts you off in a motorcycle and bumps you into a cop
<+Shadow> and then you try to run away but you can't get on the bike with the cop near
<+Shadow> so you have to kill the cop
<+Shadow> then you have two stars for no real reason
<Rune> I hate it when taxis make sharp turns when you're going high speed on a motorcycle
<Jamie_M> for a second there
<Jamie_M> i thought "wait shadow owns a motorcycle"
<Jamie_M> but then i realized nobody in here EVER talks about real life.
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<crikket> spyware is stuff that looks at where you go on the net and tells some market research group
<strangefour> hmm, market research now know I go to japanese websites that have scantily clad drawings of green haired women with glasses
<crikket> next year that's what'll be advertizing pepsi
<crikket> thanks alot s4
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<Shirley> it was my girlfriends birthday, and i stayed at her place, and i put fudge in the toilet early in the morning, so when we woke up, i went to the toilet and she was getting ready to get in the shower
<Shirley> and when she looked at me, i reached into the toilet and grabbed a handful of what she thought was poop
<Shirley> and threw it at her
<Shirley> and screamed "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BITCH!"
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<Sonson> (picture address)  ......scary part? this was last year.... my hair grows REALLY fast O_o
<Sonson> and I have fecal hair
<Ronald_MacK> Fecal hair?
<Ronald_MacK> What the hell have you been eating?
<TRB115> Uh...
<DecadentTeatime> Food?
<Sonson> Fecial hair ^^
<Airi> FACIAL.
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<Spooky42> JESUS H CHRIST
<Spooky42> my dad sounds like hes giving head everytime he eats a popsicle
<Spooky42> its fucking gross
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<TheCross> anybody up for a bible triva game ?
<Angel1289> I'll play trivia.
<JeremiahSmith> "What was Jesus' middle name?"
<Noah> Fucking.
<Consul> H
<Noah> Right? Jesus Fucking Christ?
<TheCross> gtg
<TheCross> later
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<amoeba> there's a certain satisfying irony in downloading a copy of the LAME sourcecode to rip movies with from Time Warner Telecom's sourceforge mirror
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<Yellow_Submarine> Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children
<a_passerby> lol
<DrBoris> lol
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<kurtis> I love electronics, always have been a tinkerer of such things
<kurtis> it all started when I was 7, and wired a train set directly to a wal socket...and shot the train through my bedroom wall
<kurtis> suddenly I understood the difference from AC to DC heh
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<+Albator73> how I turn off away mode ?
<@eDRoaCH-nothere> albator- you type /quit away
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<Teakk> shhh
<Teakk> dont everybody talk at once
<LiamDevln> You forget that we're on Idler Relay Chat...
<Teakk> Oh yeah...
<LiamDevln> If you goto AOL the people talk more, but say less
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<Ben> I was talking to someone I know in English class today about my plans to Linuxize my old PowerMac, he asked "what kind?" I said "Debian or SuSE", he replies, "Who are Debbie and Susie?"
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<Lothodrus> time for the sleeping
<Lothodrus> night
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<Flik> I ought to join him
<Flik> Well...not literally join him...but join him in thought
<Flik> Not that I would be thinking about sleeping with him, though...
<Flik> ...
* Flik sobs quietly
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<opiate> i think i just got a new personal best for solitaire
<opiate> 10109 points, in 74 seconds.
<chewy-> sound like you live an incredibily interesting life
<opiate> its not that im bored, i actually like solitaire
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<xjeff> its better that u dont
* Orca hands xjeff a strange grammatical device...called...an APOSTROPHE!
<xjeff> ,,,,,,,,,,,,
<Orca> Pardner, that's known as a "comma" in this here parts.
<xjeff> excuse me for not having extreme intellagence
<Orca> Sorry, I guess I just expect at least basic grammatical skills out of people.
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* xjeff does not read books(he thanks there a waist of time)
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<Fuckhead> have you ever cut a hole in a teddy bear and fucked it?
<@Neo> ...
<Fuckhead> i have
<%jdp> congrats
<%jdp> did u cum dood?
<Fuckhead> thank you
<Fuckhead> i wasnt old enough to cum
<Fuckhead> i didnt have any pubs
<%jdp> oic
<%jdp> so i bet the bear didnt like it much :'(
<Fuckhead> or however u spell it
<%TreeHugger> sek-c
<Fuckhead> i think it enjoyed it
<Fuckhead> because it was smiling the whole time