#1487
(264)<`TiGgEr`> fuck u need a dvd drive to rip dvd's thats what the program says <`TiGgEr`> alls ya want is to put a rented dvd in to ripp it and watch it later but no u need the fuckn dvd drive #1488
(304)<NtG> now if only people would swallow their syringes <NtG> im sick of stepping on them #1489
(391)* NtG puts on his glasses with lenses thicker than the glass on the popemobile <NtG> the contact lens version is only good if you can fit half a tennis ball in your eye socket #1490
(443)* AaronWL licks jwilbur seductively. <jwilbur> AaronWL: rawr, you're a frisky one. Too bad you're on AOL, I might catch something #1492
(103)*** collusion is now known as CmdrTaco <_vulture> OMG <_vulture> CmdrTaco I kick your ass <CmdrTaco> i shutdown slashdot <CmdrTaco> i realized its a piece of shit <_vulture> mandrake hates slashdot too <CmdrTaco> im gonna go cry cuz i hate M$$$$ <CmdrTaco> somebody cheer me up and send me a kernel to compile #1497
(695)<MrP-> i have pillows shipped UPS so when i get them they are already pre pounded and fluffy #1498
(632)<steef> i feel sorry for kids today, when they reminisce on their childhood, they will have songs by britney spears and backstreet boys #1504
(467)<drgonzo> fuck linux <drgonzo> that's the OS for people that don't wear deodorant #1505
(1103)<mrmanic> Stacy, are you what they call a "hottie"? <StacySHWR> hhaha <StacySHWR> i'm 17 :P <mrmanic> Oh. <mrmanic> So you're what they call "Jailbait"? #1507
(324)<nexxai> man, I love having hookups <MTrez> found someone who works in an abnormally large dildo factory? #1508
(732)<MegaWorld> Anyone awake? <hypr> shutup im trying to sleep #1511
(474)(e-city) why do they rip trance as one huge mp3???? (Graeme) 'cos it's mixed, and the gaps you'd get in winamp would spoil your ecstasy trip #1514
(533)<studmuffn> whenever people talk about ethics the sentences get longer #1518
(225)*** Quits: ZiGgA (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) <ZiGgA> help me.. <ZiGgA> i think i am being packetted! <ZiGgA> my receive light is on fulltime! #1520
(711)<studmuffn> one day i will find a way to implant annoying songs in other peoples heads <studmuffn> it will be my supervillian power #1521
(-449)(br0kerman) leave him alone (br0kerman) hes more l33t then u (br0kerman) he deserves +o (Skizer) no, he can fuck off (Skizer) he deserves +JEW (br0kerman) why? (Skizer) cause he's a faggot (Skizer) not even +JEW (br0kerman) hahah (Skizer) some jew's are cool (Skizer) he's gay (Skizer) he deserves +SANFRANCISCO cause he's a flaming faggot #1522
(329)<w3nis> people with down syndrome are all "Hey check us out we have an extra chromosome, weeee, wipe our ass" #1523
(288)<sev> there is no big brother <sev> just a big pervert #1524
(318)(lo^fi) ok who thinks the "burning schoolhouse" that comes in boxes of fireworks sux ass (tiko) bill: I do (dawly) me too :) (superdave) bill you just have to soak it with gas first #1525
(241)(JazzSax) tim likes 8 year old girls (JazzSax) he looks sooooo big in their hands. (JazzSax) they like picture books (tiko) rhonda: Think of me more as a childhood educator. (dev-) um, I don't think sex ed lessons aren't supposed to be in the back of a white van #1527
(299)<Geothermal> Jesus, I can only say so many things about fat people before they become redundant. I think it would help if they all flew to their own personal little island made of gumdrops and then ate themselves to the bottom of the sea like some kind of Atlantis. You know, only really fat. #1528
(641)<JDigital> We used to have this kick ass game when we were kids.... <VillainSede> Swallow the chlorine tabs? <VillainSede> that one takes me back.. #1529
(108)<AlexChiu> Brent: Oh yeah. Well, would you have felt better if I hadn't told you about it and you got hit with a noxious stench upon prying off a girl's dry, crusty panties? #1532
(-75)<mydgear> wow, im listening to the best of dj premiere <mydgear> every beat sounds the same <diagram> kinda like how all blacks look the same #1534
(399)<Spin0ut> anubis's nick is cool <Spin0ut> cuz it contains the words anus and bi