#44900 (299)
<Marvin> I've found one, and only one practical application for "13375p33k"
<Marvin> secure passwords
#44906 (-272)
<uiop> go read a book with that guy from star trek
<pork> which one
<pork> DOUG MULRAY DOUG MULRAY
<uiop> that black one, who was always reading on PBS
<uiop> take a look, its in a book, a reading negro.
<pork> oh him
<jre-la> CONCLUSION: there's only one negro that can read
#44916 (205)
<Thamwlad> i'll attempt to disbelieve the floor
#44917 (170)
<Kosta> I'm paying for 4 different hot chicks' EQ accounts in the hopes that one of them will put out.
#44922 (407)
<j4yj0hn> oh, a kid in my class got called to the office for stalking a girl
<Threeboy> strange kids.
<j4yj0hn> she caught him in her yard with a camera
<Threeboy> just say it was a project.
<Threeboy> unless he was naked.
<Threeboy> then say it was an ART project.
#44923 (252)
<sm4k> i wish you could record dreams
<sm4k> i'd have the best porn
#44931 (812)
<NapkinEater> I had a dream about a game show where parents compete to see who can keep their baby in the freezer the longest.
#44932 (286)
<Ophiel> someone asked me if LOL was a different version of AOL :O
#44938 (49)
<StoneColdSpider> YAY IM FINALY BACK ON FFS!!!!!
<k> worst 5 mins of your life eh scs
<k> you missed
<k> [16:30] *** Spazz (Spazz@210.49.208.***) has joined #NV
<k> [16:35] *** Spazz (Spazz@210.49.208.***) has left #NV
<k> ;p
#44940 (35)
surfichris: hey, do u know c++
surfichris: or c
Kasper_2010: well, i can see, i dont know about the ++ bit
#44953 (125)
<wolfstg> I stopped watching wrestling when i got gay.
#44964 (-17)
<Musc> hm
<Musc> a dog with a fatty p00n would clearly be preferable to assraping a male dog
#44969 (278)
<nroklost> your life is a lie
<somery> dood i'm just talkin' about your mullet, don't get all existential on me
#44977 (372)
<LARZ_GOD_ME> lets see back 2 gta3 or back to studing
<LARZ_GOD_ME> which one
<darque9> considering your spelling, i'd say "studing"
#44983 (13)
<eDRoaCH-nothere> akuma noticed me
<Nariz> "noticed" you? so you were hiding and he saw your big ass behind the curtians?
<Nariz> you should never hide behind the curtians
<Nariz> i've tried it before, it doesn't work...
Nariz was kicked by eDRoaCH-nothere (/notice Nariz ur an idiot)
#44985 (1049)
<LieparDestin> i challenged god to a duel once
<LieparDestin> the next day my rabbit died
<LieparDestin> i guess i lost :(
#44990 (160)
<je> my PC died completely as it booted tonight .. lights come on but nothing happens
<je> now I'm stuck with ye olde PC that doesn't even have a good enough vid card to show flesh tones
<reverend> stop looking at pr0n
#44999 (343)
<HSOK> my dad just came up stairs, he said i was playing my music too loud
<HSOK> im using headphones
#45007 (403)
<fats> whats a kernel?
<_astrodz_> kernel is the man who made kfc!
<fats> huh?
<_astrodz_> his chicken is built from source
#45009 (494)
<fireslide> i turned the windows narrator on
<fireslide> it funny as hell :)
<Tolkien`> what does it do?
<fireslide> it narrates stuff man
<Tolkien`> like the text on the screen?
<fireslide> yes
<Tolkien`> is it for deaf people
<Tolkien`> or something?
#45013 (190)
<comet_11> efnet's just like dalnet except no services and we have 'servers' instead of 'occasional connectivity emulators'
#45018 (393)
[Sober|wrk]: Christina Aguilera's Nipple Tweaker Goes on Strike
[pHluid-]: This dude *quit* being Christina Aguilera's nipple tweaker?
[Sober|wrk]: hehehe
: pHluid- is away: Making a resume.
#45029 (-74)
<kolby> I'm up at UT and my friend fucked Chris Simms but would never give me his number, she left her phone here...I'm so gonna get laid
<KenKaniff> Who
<KenKaniff> Wait
<kolby> Chris Simms is the QB for U.T.   I don't know, he's famous here
<KenKaniff> Are you a girl?
<KenKaniff> Because if you arent
<kolby> and he's also a douche bag
<KenKaniff> You're talking about getting fucked by a guy
<kolby> im a guy
<KenKaniff> And that would make you gay
<kolby> you're talking about little boys
<KenKaniff> I'm Ken Kaniff.
<KenKaniff> Thats what I do
* kolby was kicked by timmo (GAY KICK)
#45030 (388)
* typobox43 looks for life
<Marie> try out of IRC :p
<typobox43> WHAT?!
<typobox43> :P
<Marie> lol
<typobox43> you mean there is such a place?
<Marie> you know, close the IRC screen and sign offline? :)
* typobox43 shudders at the though
<typobox43> *thought
<Marie> lol
<typobox43> my vocal organs are underdeveloped... i don't think i'd get very far
<typobox43> although i think i'd win a thumb war in a heartbeat
<Craig> join #reallife
<Craig> ?
<typobox43> --- Cannot join #reallife (Channel is invite only).
#45037 (20)
<@WSBN-MeBaD> Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?
<@WSBN-MeBaD> Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.