#44760 (350)
<fiveiron> where is that new space software
<fiveiron> that lets you fly through the universe
<la_haine> i think that's more commonly known as 'LSD'
#44769 (202)
<humble> for every job there is an appropriate tool
<anal-ease> that's what she told me
<anal-ease> as she pulled out the 12" dildo
#44774 (329)
<NS85> back, i had this fuckin white stuff on my lip
<Red185> .. Well i COULD say something distasteful like, "is that milk on your lip or are you back in buisness?" but i wont.
<NS85> Gee thanks.
<Red185> Np!
#44775 (165)
<-- Samah has quit (Quit: public boolean hasALife() return false;)
#44788 (102)
(RattX) my mate got slapped by a fat chick today
(RattX) she came up to us and asked him how fat people have sex and if they have to pull the flab up
(RattX) he turned around and said :"you should know u fat bitch"
#44795 (35)
<ibor132> on irc, if you dont have a picture you are automaticly a 50 year old man with a bucket of KFC in one hand and your dick in the other
<mulletman13> but in reality they are 45 year old x-con child rapists who get off to you...
#44799 (443)
<mycroft> I just got an email about getting access to 230,000 porno sites… I'll see you guys tomorrow.
#44800 (308)
<az__> fuck I think I drank plaster
<mc> you drank plaster?
<az__> well theres something in my water
<mc> that could be interesting.. you might crap out a perfect model of your intestines :P
#44804 (78)
<Goten> hello i have this problem i had this floppy disc and i had my modules on it but when i put it down and put a magnet on it, the disc was corrupt? what could have happened
#44806 (13)
<Derian> Guys, I'll be back in a few minutes. My bedroom's on fire.
<Bryan_Clark> I don't know what's worse... the fact that it's on fire, or the fact that she actually took the time to *tell* us that it's on fire.....
#44807 (585)
<PamelaPeaks> i love when you start at a computer screen for a long time and words start to meld...
<PamelaPeaks> so the "Harry Potter Box Set" becomes the "Harry Potter Sex Bot"
#44809 (210)
<blender> mmm halloween candy
<BloodNose> kid
<blender> adult
<sevr> sounds like a match made in nambla to me
* BloodNose moves closer to blender
* blender runs in horror
#44810 (437)
<moe_> Hello, can someone answer my question : how can I call a bool function from another function? I am trying if (!Class::function()) { cout << "error\n"; exit(-1);  }
<moe_> but it is not working
<moe_> it prints error
#44820 (1063)
<Mime> You had sex with the little mermaid!?
<PeeTree> hahaha
<Phyresis> that's gross
<Phyresis> does she even have a... a...
<Phyresis> does it smell like people?
#44823 (401)
X3R0G33Z: wut do u mean typing like an aol dumbass
#44830 (337)
<Rayne> I need to talk to you about the amount of time your spending "IRL"
<Rayne> how do you know you can trust these "IRL" friends
<Rayne> have you /ns infoed them?
#44831 (723)
<yarokod> does alcohol remove permanent ink from a cd?
<defused> dunno...it does remove clothes on young females tho
#44841 (429)
<Apollo-> ok, now this is messed up...I work on the 8th floor, I got on the elevator on 1, I was the only person on.  I farted, the elevator stops at 2 and someone gets on and rides all the way up to 6
<TenBaseT> I hate that.
<TenBaseT> did you try to cover?
<Apollo-> No, but I thought about it
<Apollo-> he had a bag of burger king food, I almost said "Man, your food reeks"
#44851 (172)
<Nope> I wonder if IRCops know what a wingate is?
*** Quits: Nope (Nope@sju-12-16-46-200.prw.net) (Killed (OperServ))
<@^_-> APPARENTLY.
#44862 (286)
<nem0> you gotta pee on jellyfish stings to make it better
<nem0> wonder if that'd work on Rey's foot?
<REY> tried it.
<boorman> i tend to just pee on people on the OFF CHANCE that theyve got a jelyfish sting. One day, ill save a life doin that
#44865 (524)
<+Spoofthemonkey> hello?
<@[TSE]yanki> hi
<@[TSE]yanki> hi
<+Spoofthemonkey> can you guys see what i am typing?
<@[TSE]yanki> no
<@[SHQ]AgentAndy_eating> nope
<+Spoofthemonkey> ? seriously?
<@[TSE]yanki> nope
<+Spoofthemonkey> what can i do to change it so you can see what i type?
<@[TSE]yanki> i dunno, maybe if you leave it will get fixed
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#44867 (53)
<Peter> Can I help you John?
<HuH> just call me father penis
<Peter> In that case, call me Lorena Bobbit.
* Peter sets mode: +b *!*Da@*.ath.bellsouth.net
* HuH was kicked by Peter (Bye!)
#44868 (309)
<|-|LoD|-|> What website?
<danno> one of my side employments
<danno> redesigning the website for a dance studio
<danno> my girlfriend is a teacher there
<|-|LoD|-|> ooh
<|-|LoD|-|> Dancers are flexible ^_^
<danno> ya
<danno> but they can also kick hard >_<
#44882 (451)
<StorDuff> meatball, we should start a channel for n00bs like us
<Meatball> htf do u make a channel
#44892 (565)
<htedrom> o youz b3 1 d3d m0th4fuck4
<Cyrus> ladies and gentlemen, i point out the product of today's society
* Cyrus points to htedrom
* nullroot slaps a "As Seen On MTV" sticker on htedrom