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<[B-0]Jeff> too many ops, not enough of them are me.
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--- Received a CTCP NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER from amoeba (to #somethingawful)
<Hee-La> score
<SteamedHams> i was about to nigger
<Hee-La> never hesitate when niggering
<SteamedHams> but it might blackfire
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<tr0n> Gulp 'N Blow
<SteamedHams> i usually blow before i gulp
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<Albot> It's not rape when you have a gun.
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<KonamiKid> kris, i'm gonna email you pictures of my wang
<zat> hah
<KonamiKid> it will have little eyes and a moustache drawn on it
<KonamiKid> but no stick on eyes/mustache...
<Kris> gee, thanks KK
<KonamiKid> i made that mistake once before...
<KonamiKid> i had to soak my cock in a glass of alcohol to get the sticker to come off
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<daniel_> i dont wanna use my brain to think
<Pntklr> i prefer to use my penis
<evilmorty> the last time i tried that i got a kid
#41599 (665)
<Tony> I challenge you to a duel.
<Tony> Penises, at dawn.
<Beerman> but battling against an unarmed opponent is so unfair
#41606 (527)
<Legalize-> [MP3] Pink Floyd - Who Let the Dogs Out
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<Samus> With some minor manipulation, I can make my uncircumcised penis look like Birdo from Super Mario 2
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<MrMortisland> I know emo
<MrMortisland> Emo is little boys crying on stage because their daddy touched their pee pee
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<Tony> Aqua Teen Bukakke Force!@
<ecs> i love that show.
#41622 (110)
<tate> I just love the taste of heroin. You know?
<tate> I could eat it by the spoonfull.
<ecs> it doesnt go in your mouth
<ecs> it goes up your anus and makes it bleed
<ecs> so you can yell my anus is bleeding
<tate> I think ecs has heroin confused for penis
<ecs> isnt heroin the long slender shaft like object that you shove in your asshole?
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* hipnotoad tastes victory
<Goonigoogoo> that was tony jerking off into the punch bowl
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<skwerrel> my savior jesus christ, please accept my lubricated anus as compensation for my past sins
#41636 (907)
<Amergin|afk> I am dyslexic of Borg. You will be ass laminated
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<tate> Male Mantises are killed right after procreating. They die having lived a full and happy life.
<Samus> ok, I'd be a gay mantis
<Samus> no death for me
<Samus> i'd be living it up in Miami Beach
<Samus> going to the gay mantis discos and shit
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<skwerrel> sigh...sometimes i really wish i could just ignore my brain and become a christian
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<Meowfaceman> I Gave NAMBLA Pictures of Your Kid.
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<daed> believe it or not, the robot on the cover of the queen album is real and he hates you.
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<Veers> I guess they don't teach bathroom manners in Africa
<Donitz> Veers, newsflash, they don't have bathrooms in Africa.
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<@dev> I just shit out a "family" of logs.
<@dev> There were two huge ones.. 2 smaller ones. and a tiny one.
<@dev> And then I killed them when I flushed!
<@r3v|ShenL0ng-P-> lol
<@r3v|ShenL0ng-P-> was the tiny one the dog
<@dev> It might have been a baby.
<@r3v|DeathZero> did you poke it.. maybe it was a fetus
<@dev> I left it alone.
<@dev> :o
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<Tofusensei> linksys routers can suck a cock, btw
<Justin> wow, they really should advertize that feature more. It would increase sales.
#41701 (155)
<Hellspawn> Does anyone know a place where i can download Raymond E. Feists books because a) i have other things to spend cash on. b) Have run out of said cash and c) Kazaa doesnt have any
<Kura> eww, you would actually read that much off a screen?! o_O
<Hellspawn> there's a great new invention - schools printers
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<AnimeFreak> omg i just bought more ram today
<egg> how many sheep do you have now?
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Flaritter: "hit it" is an american term
DrSpaZZo: Yes
Flaritter: for examples: "I'd like to hit that"
DrSpaZZo: Brits must have their own thing
Flaritter: AND SO FORTH
DrSpaZZo: Like
Flaritter: ?
DrSpaZZo: 'I'd dip my crumpet in her tea'