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(19)<Goofy[HSK]> is excess flood server side or client side? <Erve> it's Europe side atm #41306
(79)<ryda> i dont think anyone wants to see my dick in his cute lil asss <Gobbles> :| <Gobbles> :S <ryda> her <ryda> lol <Vindictive> His??? <Gobbles> hahhahaha <Moose> HIS <ryda> whatta bad typo #41309
(13)<Trauma> if shes hot and 12 <Trauma> ill still fuck her <Trauma> i never had a girlfriend in real life before <Trauma> im desperate, and proud of the fact that im going to jiz the second a girl holds my hand <Trauma> i wear rubber underwear if i go around girls <Trauma> they wont know i did it <Trauma> maybe thats why im a virgin still too #41320
(438)<@DrFurious> -prince- [Global Notice] Tonight we mourn the loss of a ZiRC user. One not everybody knew, but those who did know him loved and thought of him as a nice person. robert^, took his own life, of why, I do not know other than the pain and suffering he had dealt with in his life. R.I.P Robert, 1985 - 2002 (WE WILL ALL MISS YOU!) <MrSauce> HIS NAME IS ROBERT ARROW-POINTING-UP <MrSauce> HIS NAME IS ROBERT ARROW-POINTING-UP <alfred> HIS NAME IS ROBERT ARROW-POINTING-UP <@DrFurious> i need to kill myself so i can be featured in a global notice <@DrFurious> i'll be famous <leedo> omg lets do a group suicide <leedo> they better give us each our own notice though <@rincewind1013> i'm in if your in <@DrFurious> maybe we can stagger them to make sure <MrSauce> my mom sure will be proud #41325
(246)<Trauma> craig: cracked rib and torn cartiledge and 1800mg of ibprofen in the last 5 hours <utahsaint> damn dood what happened? <utahsaint> i told you not to jack off on the roof #41326
(267)<test4> ive been tied up before with ethernet cable to my bedpost #41331
(506)<dunn> why am i sometimes online, and sometimes not online <uno> are you getting philosophical on us dunn? #41333
(97)(Pete767ca) @find futurama (Pete767ca) !help (Pete767ca) !helpserve (Pete767ca) anybody know were I can get episodes online? (iamhurtin) yeah type /quit accept futurama ep 01 quit: (Pete767ca) (Pete767ca@rn-rercrcXXX.uwaterloo.ca) (accept futurama ep 01) #41335
(1494)<surfer_girl> hi <negativepositive> your nick has "scary 40 year old naked guy" written all over it <surfer_girl> asl plz <negativepositive> that just drives it home #41338
(571)<Heather21> hi <negativepositive> who are you? <Heather21> just a wife home alone <Heather21> hubby is out <negativepositive> good - start cleaning the house before he comes home and hits you some more #41387
(232)<SpaZZtic|webpage> the bitch from next door was standing at her window watching me hang out my washing <SkewtuR> hah get some tampons hold them in water..hang them on the line when she loox yell Yeah we recycle #41407
(97)<rocksicle> You know you use computers too much when your doing something in real life, make a mistake, and try to press ctrl-z. #41417
(285)<Dr_Greenthumb-> tomarrow I got the house to myself for 4 days <Dr_Greenthumb-> ahhh, the orgies... <@EnD-Raistlin> left and right hand at the same time ? :o #41448
(1328)<@Goshin> thereslike <@Goshin> halfacookieunderneathmyspacebar #41470
(160)<orion> Darwin 6.0.2 x86-compatible <orion> someone explain please <timmo> wtf is Darwin 6.0.2? <Duker900> natural selection in your operating system! <timmo> ya man i dont know about having something called darwin run my computer <timmo> youd be writing an email to your bitch <timmo> and it would be like <timmo> YOU WEAK EMO BITCH <timmo> and delete your shit #41475
(1666)(jonathans) i want a cow bell that makes a cow noise (jonathans) when i hit it (jonathans) it will go "COW" (orion) cows go moo #41511
(411)<notmewse> so there i was, balls deep in this hookers ass <notmewse> oh shit wrong window #41518
(358)<prozac420> 9 <prozac420> oops <prozac420> was trying to change tv channels <Kimaroo> lol............... <Kimaroo> if you try to change tv channels on IRC... you might be a junkie #41519
(437)<MMB> !8ball AM I THE HOTTEST GUY IN HERE <ChanServ> MMB: No. <MMB> !8ball do you know who is? <ChanServ> MMB: Sure. Yeah. Exactly. <Yardbomb> !8 It's me isn't it? <ChanServ> Yardbomb: Sure. Yeah. Exactly. <Ant-> !8 you said that out of pity didn't you? <ChanServ> Ant-: Yes. #41520
(197)< DGonzo> hmm < DGonzo> my gf left her shampoo and shit here < DGonzo> next thing you know she's gonna want to plug into my hub <@[Hobbes]> DGonzo: ... For christ's sake just change your name to DWhipped <@golem> tell her she can plug into your hub if you can plug into hers anytime you like #41531
(157)<pb8> Ahhhh, 13% complete and only 16.5 hours to go <Glitch> lol, of what? <tharok> u timing your wanking again pb? #41532
(111)* BassBone finishes all his evening rituals and prepares to pack it in <Selene> Okay. That was bad timing. I'm reading porn and Bassbone is talking about packing it in. #41536
(152)<toe2toe> what would happen is you were MEANT to type "prosecution is pressing for maximum sentencing on the count of vehicular manslaughter"....but ACTUALLY typed "the judge licks penis" <Jade_Vixen> If i was a legal secretay, this might all be a problem... <toe2toe> thats a pretty big if <toe2toe> perhaps you and your IF would like to come back to my place one day <toe2toe> and i can show you my big "perhaps" <Jade_Vixen> I can't spell for crap tonight... :P * Jade_Vixen rolls her eyes <Spizzer> ROFL toe2toe ur such a clown <toe2toe> im crying on the inside. #41544
(189)<jenwolf> i remember when it was a big deal when we got our first color TV <jenwolf> my dad was like, now you can see that the pink panther is pink!! #41545
(238)* Orroni slaps DarkPrince_working around a bit with a large trout * Trefenwyd slaps Orroni around a bit with a large trout <Liason> trout is soooooooooo 1995 <Orroni> i agree, it's too retro <Orroni> maybe a leather trout with tassles * Trefenwyd slaps Orroni around a bit with a large lubrified fanged dildo <Orroni> now that's disturbing...