#41298 (19)
<Goofy[HSK]> is excess flood server side or client side?
<Erve> it's Europe side atm
#41306 (79)
<ryda> i dont think anyone wants to see my dick in his cute lil asss
<Gobbles> :|
<Gobbles> :S
<ryda> her
<ryda> lol
<Vindictive> His???
<Gobbles> hahhahaha
<Moose> HIS
<ryda> whatta bad typo
#41309 (13)
<Trauma> if shes hot and 12
<Trauma> ill still fuck her
<Trauma> i never had a girlfriend in real life before
<Trauma> im desperate, and proud of the fact that im going to jiz the second a girl holds my hand
<Trauma> i wear rubber underwear if i go around girls
<Trauma> they wont know i did it
<Trauma> maybe thats why im a virgin still too
#41320 (438)
<@DrFurious> -prince- [Global Notice] Tonight we mourn the loss of a ZiRC user. One not everybody knew, but those who did know him loved and thought of him as a nice person. robert^, took his own life, of why, I do not know other than the pain and suffering he had dealt with in his life. R.I.P Robert, 1985 - 2002 (WE WILL ALL MISS YOU!)
<MrSauce> HIS NAME IS ROBERT ARROW-POINTING-UP
<MrSauce> HIS NAME IS ROBERT ARROW-POINTING-UP
<alfred> HIS NAME IS ROBERT ARROW-POINTING-UP
<@DrFurious> i need to kill myself so i can be featured in a global notice
<@DrFurious> i'll be famous
<leedo> omg lets do a group suicide
<leedo> they better give us each our own notice though
<@rincewind1013> i'm in if your in
<@DrFurious> maybe we can stagger them to make sure
<MrSauce> my mom sure will be proud
#41325 (246)
<Trauma> craig: cracked rib and torn cartiledge and 1800mg of ibprofen in the last 5 hours
<utahsaint> damn dood what happened?
<utahsaint> i told you not to jack off on the roof
#41326 (267)
<test4> ive been tied up before with ethernet cable to my bedpost
#41331 (506)
<dunn> why am i sometimes online, and sometimes not online
<uno> are you getting philosophical on us dunn?
#41333 (97)
(Pete767ca) @find futurama
(Pete767ca) !help
(Pete767ca) !helpserve
(Pete767ca) anybody know were I can get episodes online?
(iamhurtin) yeah type /quit accept futurama ep 01
quit: (Pete767ca) (Pete767ca@rn-rercrcXXX.uwaterloo.ca) (accept futurama ep 01)
#41335 (1494)
<surfer_girl> hi
<negativepositive> your nick has "scary 40 year old naked guy" written all over it
<surfer_girl> asl plz
<negativepositive> that just drives it home
#41338 (571)
<Heather21> hi
<negativepositive> who are you?
<Heather21> just a wife home alone
<Heather21> hubby is out
<negativepositive> good - start cleaning the house before he comes home and hits you some more
#41387 (232)
<SpaZZtic|webpage> the bitch from next door was standing at her window watching me hang out my washing
<SkewtuR> hah get some tampons hold them in water..hang them on the line when she loox yell Yeah we recycle
#41407 (97)
<rocksicle> You know you use computers too much when your doing something in real life, make a mistake, and try to press ctrl-z.
#41417 (285)
<Dr_Greenthumb-> tomarrow I got the house to myself for 4 days
<Dr_Greenthumb-> ahhh, the orgies...
<@EnD-Raistlin> left and right hand at the same time ? :o
#41448 (1328)
<@Goshin> thereslike
<@Goshin> halfacookieunderneathmyspacebar
#41470 (160)
<orion> Darwin 6.0.2 x86-compatible
<orion> someone explain please
<timmo> wtf is Darwin 6.0.2?
<Duker900> natural selection in your operating system!
<timmo> ya man i dont know about having something called darwin run my computer
<timmo> youd be writing an email to your bitch
<timmo> and it would be like
<timmo> YOU WEAK EMO BITCH
<timmo> and delete your shit
#41475 (1666)
(jonathans) i want a cow bell that makes a cow noise
(jonathans) when i hit it
(jonathans) it will go "COW"
(orion) cows go moo
#41511 (411)
<notmewse> so there i was, balls deep in this hookers ass
<notmewse> oh shit wrong window
#41518 (358)
<prozac420> 9
<prozac420> oops
<prozac420> was trying to change tv channels
<Kimaroo> lol...............
<Kimaroo> if you try to change tv channels on IRC... you might be a junkie
#41519 (437)
<MMB> !8ball AM I THE HOTTEST GUY IN HERE
<ChanServ> MMB: No.
<MMB> !8ball do you know who is?
<ChanServ> MMB: Sure. Yeah. Exactly.
<Yardbomb> !8 It's me isn't it?
<ChanServ> Yardbomb: Sure. Yeah. Exactly.
<Ant-> !8 you said that out of pity didn't you?
<ChanServ> Ant-: Yes.
#41520 (197)
< DGonzo> hmm
< DGonzo> my gf left her shampoo and shit here
< DGonzo> next thing you know she's gonna want to plug into my hub
<@[Hobbes]> DGonzo: ... For christ's sake just change your name to DWhipped
<@golem> tell her she can plug into your hub if you can plug into hers anytime you like
#41531 (157)
<pb8> Ahhhh, 13% complete and only 16.5 hours to go
<Glitch> lol, of what?
<tharok> u timing your wanking again pb?
#41532 (111)
* BassBone finishes all his evening rituals and prepares to pack it in
<Selene> Okay. That was bad timing. I'm reading porn and Bassbone is talking about packing it in.
#41536 (152)
<toe2toe> what would happen is you were MEANT to type "prosecution is pressing for maximum sentencing on the count of vehicular manslaughter"....but ACTUALLY typed "the judge licks penis"
<Jade_Vixen> If i was a legal secretay, this might all be a problem...
<toe2toe> thats a pretty big if
<toe2toe> perhaps you and your IF would like to come back to my place one day
<toe2toe> and i can show you my big "perhaps"
<Jade_Vixen> I can't spell for crap tonight... :P
* Jade_Vixen rolls her eyes
<Spizzer> ROFL toe2toe ur such a clown
<toe2toe> im crying on the inside.
#41544 (189)
<jenwolf> i remember when it was a big deal when we got our first color TV
<jenwolf> my dad was like, now you can see that the pink panther is pink!!
#41545 (238)
* Orroni slaps DarkPrince_working around a bit with a large trout
* Trefenwyd slaps Orroni around a bit with a large trout
<Liason> trout is soooooooooo 1995
<Orroni> i agree, it's too retro
<Orroni> maybe a leather trout with tassles
* Trefenwyd slaps Orroni around a bit with a large lubrified fanged dildo
<Orroni> now that's disturbing...