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#38248 (397)

<trunck> how long doesschool have a vacation?
<Nec> till monday, i think
<<Nec> next week, that is.
<trunck> whoa
<trunck> really long
<trunck> fucking school kids
<Nec> is illegal.

#38250 (168)

<Daedalus> i think i am sexy
<Daedalus> in a gay way
<riz> *crickets*
<Phusion> wow.

#38251 (408)

#38258 (331)

<brent> I think when you check all the empty beer cans you have a problem on your hands
<sledge> and that would be no more beer

#38284 (2036)

<JerryBeep> There are two kinds of jokes in the world: Jokes that people respond to by saying "lol" and funny jokes.
<melipompous> lol
<JerryBeep> You bastard.

#38286 (250)

<TreFitty> bloodClot`, I remember when you made fun of my viewsonic monitor
<TreFitty> :(
<bloodClot`> you remember a lot of weird shit that never happened

#38289 (235)

[st-packing-car] going and doing errands
[st-packing-car] collecting what I need
[MrFootsy`] oh
[st-packing-car] dump, bank and letting the kids put bottles and cans in the redemption machine
[MrFootsy`] never seen one of those
[st-packing-car] well you just haven't lived
[MrFootsy`] a redemption machine...those catholics sure have embraced technology
[st-packing-car] lol

#38297 (316)

[JJJTTT] what's this 707 thiong?
[st-707-afk] oh
[st-707-afk] that's LOL upside-down
[JJJTTT] gotcha
[st-707-afk] HTTP 707: File Not Funny
[st-707-afk] that's gonna be one of my new error messages
[st-707-afk] well, neither of us are gainfully employed so that's what happens
[st-707-afk] sit here and think of stupid shit

#38301 (272)

<Max-> worse than shite 200mhz pentium with 32mb ram and monitors @ 60hz?
<CUI> Max- That's not computer
<CUI> That's a calculator

#38302 (372)

<Alien> there's not 365 weeks in a year xjeff
<xjeff> enless it's a leap year

#38303 (88)

* GazzaG pee'd in a bottle
<GazzaG> too busy watching star wars to goto the toilet

#38306 (167)

<kow> heh, lil is too anal
<kow> I REALLY pissed him off today with that frozen fly
<_absent> find a photo of a dead cat on images.google
<_absent> post it on your site
<_absent> and tell lil you killed that
<kow> rofl
<kow> I don't need to use google
<kow> d:picsdead animals

#38314 (199)

<martha> alesha...dont listen to them...sugar has been proven to cure hiccups
<martha> a spoonful will do it, wash it down with liquid if you need to
<eclipse> so is a quick shake of my protein drink
<martha> I have this feeling eclipse's 'protein drink' is something he carries with him at all times, in a convenient little sac

#38318 (306)

<skeetuh> sell shit on the web
<skeetuh> easy money
<halcyon`> like spam newsgroups?
<skeetuh> no
<skeetuh> I just take stuff out of my family when I have no money and put it on ebay
<halcyon`> like kidneys?

#38320 (116)

<daenonok> they should make a programming language for pron in shareware progs
<daenonok> so when your work, or family runs an xxx scan prog on your bitch, you come up clean
<FURI0U5> ur work or girlfriend ran a pr0n chexxor on yo comp?
<daenonok> no, but last night i had a bad dream =[

#38321 (293)

<Chimerasame> my cs-ethics prof is a bigger dork than i am
<Chimerasame> he just learned the internet term 'flame' today apparently
<Chimerasame> and he kept using it wrong
<Chimerasame> "i'm such a flamer today~"
<Chimerasame> "what! why's that so funny!"

#38322 (41)

<daenonok> yea, but keep in mind when you're talking to d4n you're talking to someone so poor
<daenonok> he used to steal five dollars worth of caps (like for cap guns)
<daenonok> empty the power into a paper towel, wrap it up and light it
<daenonok> and that was his 4th of july

#38331 (114)

<^shauny^> i have a prob here
<And-1> don't we all ...
<^shauny^> no no really
<And-1> we're all on here ... that's our prob

#38336 (771)

<dudeXIII> you guys hear about that sniper in washington?
<dudeXIII> camping bitch D:

#38345 (677)

<FlyNavy> why the fuck does every crisis our country has have to have a catchy title, graphic, and it's own theme song?

#38352 (196)

<TenBaseT> I'm having a nice voddy tonic
<Scribble> Mmmmmmmmm
<Scribble> VT!
<TenBaseT> when you use that absolut citron, you dont need a lime.
<Scribble> My favorite.
<TenBaseT> yeah. it's sublime.
<TenBaseT> badum dum CHING

#38354 (951)

[Rascal] : Well, fuck angelicon, he's weird
[@Unknown_Source] : Dogs are weird and dumb
[@djjason] : Agreed
[@Unknown_Source] : I mean, wave the biscuit, and the dumbass dogs comes
* Unknown_Source waves a biscuit
[Join (#afterhoursdjs)] : [DJAngelicon]
[@Unknown_Source] : ...

#38368 (374)

<mstyne> i just wrapped up a 12 hour day at work
<mstyne> surprisingly, i feel okay
<mstyne> which is probably bad : )
<Etan> only if you tell your bosses, and get longer days
<mstyne> well, ordinarily i'd be wiped after 12 hours
<mstyne> but i'm not
<mstyne> i think they must put something in the water
<-- caffine has quit (Remote closed the connection)
<mstyne> aha, that answers it
<Etan> the guilt overpowered him

#38377 (531)

<Popgun> at least 24 people have died in a fire in a chinese internet cafe
<Kuss> popgun, they were probably playing everquest, and didn't want to lose their shit
<Argent-> Popgun - how many terminals were pointed to the local fire department website?
<Popgun> they clicked onto elexa and self-immolated
<Popgun> if that were the case, they would probably welcome the conflagration
<Argent-> "De-ah hon-oh-ra-bo fiahman, we buhning up heah, prease send wa-tah, we no wanto stop praying evahquest."
<Kuss> oh my god
<Kuss> argent
<Kuss> that's hysterical
<Argent-> More negatives on my karmic burden.
<ln> I'd be offended by that if it weren't so funny
* ln gives Arg a token asian smack
<Popgun> they ghost of Chairman Mao will get you, argento
<Popgun> remember the trouble you had with Stalin?

#38380 (498)

<Argent-> Call a few adoption agencies asking for a hot 17 year-old girl with a birthday coming up, and they start with the suppoenas.