#38080 (154)
(saboteur) whoa cool
(saboteur) disco lights in bitchx
(saboteur) /disco
úúú signoff/#computers.. blade2k (Exit: Disconnecting)
#38085 (439)
<red13n> average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean everytime one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty.
#38089 (506)
<Soultechh> i say potato, you say potato
<Soultechh> doesn't really work on irc does it? :
#38091 (932)
(%nickster) my moms gonna be a helper at a school
(%nickster) for mentally handicapped people
(@starbucks_mafia) thats great
(@starbucks_mafia) you'll get to see her more often now
#38104 (200)
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Anubus
<@Anubus> ° I got the Powwa stick! °
<+DaS> how'd you know I called it that?
<+DaS> and what are you doing holding it?
#38114 (755)
<me> I had an ex called steve...who spent all his time on the computer....so one day I stripped naked and stood beside him...he turned around and said "I get your point" and went back to playing his game
#38115 (370)
<CptPlanet> man. i just called my finger a faggot for having a splinter in it.
<CptPlanet> i need to get some friends, stat.
#38133 (969)
<Dedge> When you kill 6 people in Unreal Tournament it's "Monster Kill", In Quake3 it's "Excellent", in Counter-Strike it's "Kicked by console"
#38135 (126)
<@Crimson> Apache + FreeBSD + PHP + MySQL (or PostgreSQL I've heard) = WEB SERVER HEAVEN :)
<%djlaptop> I don't trust anything I didn't spend a lot of money on
#38145 (1120)
<dbanks> does anyone know what DS would mean if someone said "you are DS"
<@kellogs> <dbanks>: you are a dumb shit
<dbanks> fuck you, i come in here asking for someeno to hepl me and you abuse me fuckin cunt
*** Parts: dbanks (banksey@138.21.122.92)
<petey> lol dumbass
*** Joins: dbanks (banksey@138.21.122.92)
<dbanks> oh shit i just got what you meant sorry
*** kellogs sets mode: +b *!*@138.21.122.92
*** dbanks was kicked by kellogs (banned: whoever said that about you was right)
#38156 (470)
<@Gibbon> My cat had a better dinner than I did tonight.  It has "sliced duck with olives" ... I had a couple of bits of toast
<@Gibbon> there's something fundamentally wrong with that
#38161 (374)
<DeathStar> i have to flick my balls so the cum comes out
<DeathStar> fuck wrong channel
<DeathStar> ignore that please
<Draebor> haha
#38162 (257)
*** CloneMar has joined #nevernomore
<Mark> AHAHAHAHEHAH!
<CloneMar> I have beat the system!
<Mark> Cloned myself when the rules says no ;P
<CloneMar> your dead sexy Mark
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<DaBeast> Ah, the system works!
#38180 (-7)
<kar^m^27> any female care to chat? ping me
#38182 (446)
<Deviant> Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
#38204 (386)
<KodiaK> fuck the oil companies
<KodiaK> 73.9 cents for gas
<KodiaK> why dont they just add a retractable dildo to each gas pump
<KodiaK> so while you fill your tank up, it can fuck you in the ass while you do it
#38207 (21)
<VanWilder> god i used this massage oil on this chick last night and now my room wreaks of it
<nivenh> were you massaging "her" penis?
#38215 (280)
<tech-mage> could someone possibly help me. i am studying linux but dont have a *nix box. can someone make me a root shell account that i can practice with?
#38223 (246)
<Supe> <Beelzebub> www.xxxxxxxxx.com/gulfgirls2004 SeX SeX SeX !!
<Supe> beelze are you trying to harbour viruses?
<Beelzebub> nothing wrong with viruses
<Beelzebub> they are part of the natural selection process on the internet
#38230 (1036)
«TiGryphon» ...but there's nothing quite as priceless as the look on a teenage cashier's face as she rings up wine, cheese, bread, and chats aimiably with you, and then rings up a cucumber, and a box of condoms and gets suddenly quiet...
#38231 (970)
<mordac> Beige: I bought a WATCH from some guy in Battery Park!
<mordac> I totally haggled.
<mordac> I told him I only had $10 for it, and he was like OKAY :( except I only had twenty dollar bills.
<mordac> He even gave me the change.
#38233 (488)
<SteveTheNormalGuy> link plzzzzzzzzz
<SteveTheNormalGuy> wait, another z should do it
<MegamanX2K> x
<MegamanX2K> err
<MegamanX2K> damnit
* MegamanX2K cannot spell "z"
#38235 (-91)
<Powie> When sucking my dad I know which women in the family are pregnant, and which are in their period
#38240 (236)
<MiLordDemise> My foot is touching the cord for my keyboard
<MiLordDemise> and each time I press a button I can feel the electrical pulse go through the wires
<IntoMyShadows> Now that's something.
<MiLordDemise> Aye...
<MiLordDemise> I wish I could type a bit faster
<MiLordDemise> it makes my foot feel good and strange at the same time
<IntoMyShadows> Just hit random keys
<MiLordDemise> it's like a cord-thin massage
<MiLordDemise> wow
<MiLordDemise> I think I need some alone time with my keyboard now
<MiLordDemise> hehe
<IntoMyShadows> Maybe you should move the cord to another part of you
<MiLordDemise> I just might
<IntoMyShadows> you sick bastard.
<IntoMyShadows> I probably would, too
<MiLordDemise> You suggested it
<MiLordDemise> so that makes us both sick bastards
<MiLordDemise> go us!
#38244 (275)
<{GkC}-LiQ[na]> have... to... get... out of... chair
<{GkC}-LiQ[na]> argh
<{GkC}-LiQ[na]> i have to go to the toilet but i've to go all the way down then
<{GkC}-LiQ[na]> downstairs
<{GkC}-LiQ[na]> i'm at the attick
* YoungBlood throws a pie down the stairs
* {GkC}-LiQ[na] runs after it
<Azzid> owned!! :D