#26985 (134)
-=  fortezza] if I push my honda over a cliff, how fast will it get to 60mph?
-=   x1bncwn] the same speed as the viper
-=   x1bncwn] :P
#26987 (200)
<Drugdown> I believe when you die its just like before you were born.
<Drugdown> ...nothingness.
<Fleebis> Like when you empty your recycle bin!
#26988 (352)
<Drago> hey random, ya want to test something for me?
<random> if its long, tubular, made out of plastic and gently vibrates..... then no. But if its some code.. ok
#26989 (982)
<infinitySPZ> In the beginning, God Created man out of his own image.
<Fleebis> Was it JPEG?
#26994 (701)
<sean> I could jack off to a barbie doll and it'd be the equivilant to jerking off to the girls in playboy
<Ronwe> sean: you've jerked off to a barbie doll?
<iTM> wtf
<Ronwe> that' just pathetic
<sean> yes, many MANY times
<Ronwe> I mean, I've done it to Charsi's ass in D2.. but never to a barbie doll
<Ronwe> and it was only once... too lazy to go find some decent porn to smack to
<Astro> lol
<iTM> Charsi's ass?
<Ronwe> yeah... it's tight and firm
<Ronwe> I'm not going to explain any more
<Ronwe> I'm already afraid of this making it to bash
#26995 (901)
<Tracer[Quoting]> a friend of mine told me once that he is so unlucky that if he would fall into a barrel of nipples, he would come out sucking his thumb
<eelhovercraft> The concept of a barrel full of nipples frightens me
#26996 (657)
* nephlite is listening to korean pop
<Anwar> is it about starcraft?
<nephlite> probably
#26999 (37)
<+MaNiAk> she cant use stuff like
<+MaNiAk> webcams
<+MaNiAk> since she has win95
<+Yamatto> why does your mom wanna be on webcam?
<+Munkey> lol
<+OGE> *coughcamwhorecough*
<@Magus> eww
<+MaNiAk> fuck you oge and i hope you balls rot off
#27025 (546)
<bionic_6) Dude never argue with an idiot. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
#27028 (213)
<Everdraed> We can't grab women's boobs?  The terrorists have won!
<Luna`> can't let the terrorists win.
<Everdraed> Exactly Luna
* Everdraed grabs Skyday's boobs
<Skyday> :OP!!!!!!
#27111 (883)
<Ronwe> Why is it that every time I say something everybody runs to "bas"?
<Ronwe> wtf is bash
<viro|away> http://www.bash.org
* Ronwe goes
<Ronwe> oh fuck.
#27168 (474)
<PENGUIN_FUCKER> LINUX RULES ALL!!!!!
<PENGUIN_FUCKER> LINUX RULES ALL!!!!!
<PENGUIN_FUCKER> LINUX RULES ALL!!!!!
* PERL_ZEALOT has been kicked by PERL_ZEALOT (cock in mouth)
* PERL_ZEALOT (~perlzeal@d-xxx-xxx-xxx-xxx.dynamic.umr.edu) has joined #xxxxxxxx
* ChanServ sets mode +o PERL_ZEALOT
<PERL_ZEALOT> whoops XD
<PERL_ZEALOT> Stupid auto-complete
#27181 (196)
<clay> if i take an open wire from my motherboard and stick it in a cup of water will it do anything
<jonathans> yes
<jonathans> it will heat the water
#27232 (8)
<crnk>  I CAN ACTUALLY SAY I DON'T LOOK AT PORN
<crnk>  BUT I'M THE FIRST TO ADMIT THAT I CAN'T NUT
#27238 (303)
<Staberinde> Ah lovely.  First I get Hirsuite women spam mail now I get "Anal breakfast fisting" spam mail
<Boogaleeboo> Eh.
<Boogaleeboo> "Do you like gay fisting?" still tops it for me
<Boogaleeboo> Not because it is so out there, but because it's really a blow to the ego for three seconds
<Boogaleeboo> Before you think "Hey, they don't know who the fuck I am"
<Staberinde> What I love is getting 2 viagra spam mails surrounded by spam mail for car loans or home loans
<Staberinde> Apparently they think that I can't get a loan and it's making me impotent
#27275 (228)
<kisama> these penguin mints are weak
<Guilty> Snow you're in college now, you need amphetamines
<Guilty> No weak caffeine mints
#27289 (215)
(timmo) id fucking stab someone if i was in a dorm room
(timmo) and woke up
(timmo) and they were fucking whacking
[Gimdb] i'd finish them off
#27306 (369)
(timmo) her boobies are fake
(timmo) ;[
[nyisles] hmm
[nyisles] are they photoshopped
[nyisles] ?
[Guilty] No
[Guilty] They're implants
#27312 (1194)
* Xian just heard a loud bang out side
<Xian> OMG
<Xian> THe pizza boy hit our car!
<Valv|tuba> WHAT?
<Boko> Is the pizza okay!?!?
#27386 (969)
<shmooo> i cant wait to see my gf tonite
<shmooo> im gonna eat her sweet pussy
<gortho> we're happy for you
<shmooo> it's like sweet strawberries
<psmylie> what?!?
<psmylie> ...
<psmylie> you're a virgin, aren't you?
#27388 (-16)
<SmMeTh> im more VERY bi-polar
<SmMeTh> heh
<Eightba||> lol, more very bi-polar
<brainwreck> schizophrenia is a physical malady that only manifests mental problems as a symptom
<soup> i used to hear ppl screaming and a man whispering to me about blood when i was younger does that make me schizo?
<NastyNate> more like gay-polar ROFLMAO
<Eightba||> lol
<soup> lolo nate
<soup> you are to witty for your own good
#27406 (226)
* ashie is already starting to miss senior year of high school
<ashie> i cut school so much, i'd end up coming in on holidays, not knowing there was no school
#27421 (289)
<@BhodiZzZz> cevik: help, my code won't compile and I don't know what's wrong!
BhodiZzZz (bhodi@dda9aaf9.net.hmsk) is now known as Bhodi
<cevik> well.. part of your problem appears to be that you were asleep when you wrote it.. ;)
#27427 (64)
<weed> alright, i gotta get back to work
<Phucker> You mean masturbation?
<weed> i havn't done that in a while
<weed> i must be gettin old
<Phucker> I did it 6 times yesterday
<Phucker> So I'm good
<weed> 6 times?!
<Phucker> Yeah
<weed> you must be 'chapped'
#27433 (355)
TC3743: My laptop is ghetto.
sgtpudding: sweet, does it cuss at you and say things like 'bling bling'?
TC3743: Haha , yeah I came home and it was pimping out the toaster to the coffee machine =/
sgtpudding: LOL
sgtpudding: it's probably thinking "stop being a playa' hater" right now
TC3743: lol
TC3743: I dunno, we just got a new rice cooker...