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(761)<IDK> She sure didn't look 15 dancing around in her underwear. <mothoc> that's probably why your friend was arrested <IDK> The moral is, beware Russian/Eastern European accents. <IDK> Apparently, the fall of the Soviet Union caused the world market to be flooded with weapons-grade jailbait. #26741
(557)<Ouroboros> You know, I think the modern-day computer tech replaces, to some extent, the mystic of ancient times. <Ouroboros> Here we have these strange, inexplicable boxes that are sometimes possessed by demons, and the mystic comes and opens the sacred box and waves his magic charms and things and somehow exorcises the spirits and makes everything good and whole again. <Ouroboros> Then he takes all your money and disappears. #26766
(206)<Spink> man <Spink> I shot myself in the neck, that sucked <Minion> it's too bad you obviously survived <Spink> yeah <Spink> If only it was a gun <Spink> I'd probably be happier <Minion> We'd all be happier <Spink> jizz on my collar :/ #26767
(174)<Comedy> Now now, we all like our anal virginity. <timbo`> mine was violated with my first poo #26768
(265)<@kronz> dot <-- <@kronz> wait no <@kronz> . <-- dot #26770
(874)<Midtown> my family is going down the tube fast... <Punkrwker> y is dat? <Midtown> i walk into my rents comp room and my 13 year old bro is beatin off <Midtown> so i run into my moms room laughing my ass off and i say "go look at spence" <Midtown> she goes "is he playing with himself again" <Punkrwker> hahahahahahaha <Midtown> i almost fucking died laughing, then i was like ...."again?" #26776
(1)* Lieutenant_Dan thinks that it strangely tastes like poo <Lieutenant_Dan> my mum made heaps of this cream caramel stuff <Lieutenant_Dan> it's awesome! <Jed_D`Lagged> Ew. <Ragnarok`> did ur mum have a shit or something? #26778
(26)<LunchPailTree> the moral of this story is: if you have no morals, go get yourself a 12 year old friend so you can fuck her after you drug her #26791
(661)<bn> YOU SON OF A BITCH <Watts> bn raises an interesting point #26798
(1298)<fox> i just banged my boob and lost my dog :( <itchy> better than losing your boob and banging your dog #26803
(629)<irq> so i was spanking-the-monkey for all it was worth and just about to cum <irq> when my dad bangs on the door <irq> i say "i'm comming" <irq> and my dad says "that wont help you open the door" <irq> now i am going to need theorpy for life! #26804
(39)<SupaSupa> I got an Eclipse and it is missing the 3 bottom gears, wtf is wrong with it <Monte`SS`> bahahahahaha <Monte`SS`> "missing" <Monte`SS`> whered they go? <SupaSupa> They are hiding #26811
(-60)<Qualjyn> you fucking pussy ass fucker <Qualjyn> i hate your fucking mom you bitch <Qualjyn> suck my cock crap face <Qualjyn> - <Qualjyn> a haiku by Qualjyn #26819
(340)<CM^> Im just two letters and an arrow to you, arent I? #26837
(133)<Shephard> what I look like in real life is not relevant <Shephard> Imagine Adolf Hitler #26905
(671)<AxlRs> Wow the bottom 50 of quotes sure seems to consist of geeks bashing everything from the Irish to blacks to gays. <AxlRs> Makes me think there are a lot of computer nerds out there living in the closet secretly yearning for a big black Irish cock in the butt. #26915
(-31)<toilet2k3> im full of shit <toilet2k3> :///////////////////// #26937
(284)[8:39pm]«+ w2o » Are you religious? [8:40pm]«@ Dwarf» no Christian #26945
(782)<crisp> http://www.sexfantasyzone.com/main/category.cfm?Category=7&aff=12691 <bongy> frankly, i'm getting myself one of those! <bongy> "Glow In The Dark Vagina Orifice. It looks so real, especially during use. Mild lime scent." <bongy> tara, does your orifice glow in the dark? <Teargarden> only if I have a flashlight up my ass <Teargarden> er...um...nevermind #26967
(763)<^Tony_Soprano^> TommyT, we all knw that all girls on mirc are guys, all guys are guys, and little boys are FBI agents #26968
(237)<LilGCube740-> im not an idiot i just dont like things that are too comlicated #26969
(395)<Darth-Phenom> I remember in third grade I was taught that it's sinful to erase the word "God". But now I backspace "god" when I want to type "good" so frequently I'm obviously going to Hell. #26977
(512)<jer|SYIOUX> i only care about sex when I'm horny, when I'm not, I be like "omg eww liek no way" <MiG-S0up> are you gay? <jer|SYIOUX> no <MiG-S0up> cuz if u are thats alright man <jer|SYIOUX> ... <MiG-S0up> i mean i always supsected something <jer|SYIOUX> I'm not gay <MiG-S0up> i support you 100% <jer|SYIOUX> stop hitting on me <MiG-S0up> i'll give u a ride to those gay support rallies <MiG-S0up> i mean if thats ur thing <MiG-S0up> cuz its ok <MiG-S0up> i support you 100% <jer|SYIOUX> i'm not gay but I do think keanu reeves is hot #26981
(38)<@lucid> good warez comes to those who wait ;) #26984
(143)<Drugdown> Everyone makes mistakes. <Fleebis> Especially you.