#957 (371)
(NinjaRyu) atlanta is wigger capital
(NinjaRyu) i saw a guy soup up his parent's '86 nissan with a $2500 car stereo and a big ass tailpipe, but the damn thing still couldn't go above 75
#958 (1112)
(heck01) i sometimes dont know if i'm straight or not, then a cute girl sits down next to me and i get a huge erection and i remember
#959 (726)
(Atarax) DrConway: They also had such a poorly designed network that I set my computer's IP to the IP of their gateway and took the entire college network down
#960 (528)
<c-rOCK> man napster is like tupac, that shits never going to die.
#961 (884)
<berzerker> my girlfriend is lucky because i enjoy giving oral sex
<Ash> She likes to watch, eh, berzo?
#965 (1908)
<Driph> a friend of mine is bi
<Driph> and she's arguing with her girlfriend about who is supposed to cook tonite
<Driph> and I told her that was the worst thing about a relationship between two women, you dont automatically know who's supposed to cook
#967 (379)
* [light] is away, someone told me that theres life outside of irc, i have to check it out [log:OFF] [page:OFF] [email:dj_light@blankandjones.zzn.com]
#968 (2826)
<blazemore> i need to find a used ddr 3rd mix machine
*** Joins: DigDug (digdug@dialup-63.214.200.78.Philadelphia1.Level3.net)
<AlmtyBob> good fucking luck
<AlmtyBob> you're looking at $8000 wihtout shipping
<AlmtyBob> even used
<DigDug> whatcha talking about, bob?
<AlmtyBob> a filipina chick
<AlmtyBob> the ones you buy in exchange for bringing them to the us
<blazemore> my dad is thinking about helping pay for one so we can stick it in an arcade and make some money :o
#971 (469)
<legolas> Not all of us can be preppy 'burb white kids.  ;^)
<hariya> legolas: actually not all of us can afford to be white either
#972 (104)
<qslack> Hey, if K5 people caused a commotion at im-ur, is it a Kumo5hin?
#974 (299)
<Guilty> $30 - PC133 128MB
<Guilty> $31 - PC100 128MB
<Guilty> What a world when PC133 is cheaper than PC100
<D1-> where?
<D1-> nigga where?
<Guilty> Pricewatch
<D1-> oh
<D1-> thats white trash generic ram
#976 (471)
<digdug> wow
<digdug> did you ever wake up and feel like you've accidentally managed to get yourself into another dimension?
<digdug> it's one of those days...
<tokage> try /nick DigDug
<tokage> that'll probably fix it
#979 (912)
<kisama> and i'm feeling invisible, you can't see me anywhere.
*** kisama was kicked by Amanda^_^ (ensuring your invisibility)
#980 (515)
<SYch0> ok
<SYch0> a word of warning:
<SYch0> never try to masturbate with a bandaid on
<SYch0> :(
<SYch0> cuz you might as well take a belt sander to your dick
<blazemore> what the fuck, sych0
<SYch0> :D
#987 (432)
<|Chris> i want the nVidia's Secret catalog
<|Chris> with pictures of rendered games
#993 (4034)
serluny: how long did it took u to learn c?
ReDPriest:4.5 minutes
serluny:how did u do that?
ReDPriest:i downloaded it into my brain..i got a program to do
that
serluny:what program
ReDPriest:download shit into your brain v3.1
serluny:how do i download it?
ReDPriest: go to www.downloadable-shit-for-your-brain.com
serluny:i cant download it something is wrong
#996 (504)
<Pioneer`> _raven: you couldnt configure a toilet
#997 (722)
<theR> I'm glad I remembered I'm an idiot before I started to set up a wins proxy
#998 (305)
<Andy787> i dunno why people with sisters cant say they're hot, i know if i had a sister and she was hot, hell ied be all over her, lol
#1005 (885)
Mtgwiz2727: what is the difference between c++ and dos?
#1007 (336)
Nostradomz: this sounds funny but can udownload memory
#1008 (497)
(MoLaUstEr) I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is
(MoLaUstEr) *gay hand thing*
#1011 (1353)
<_bigd_> when I was a child I used to scrape the cream off all the oreos and make it into a ball ^_^
<_bigd_> and leave in the fridge
<_bigd_> after 2 bites, I used to pass out
#1012 (562)
<@neoblaze> I fell over in a heterosexual fashion
#1013 (350)
(iMike) i dont trust that britney spears has areolas that big