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(371)(NinjaRyu) atlanta is wigger capital (NinjaRyu) i saw a guy soup up his parent's '86 nissan with a $2500 car stereo and a big ass tailpipe, but the damn thing still couldn't go above 75 #958
(1112)(heck01) i sometimes dont know if i'm straight or not, then a cute girl sits down next to me and i get a huge erection and i remember #959
(726)(Atarax) DrConway: They also had such a poorly designed network that I set my computer's IP to the IP of their gateway and took the entire college network down #960
(528)<c-rOCK> man napster is like tupac, that shits never going to die. #961
(884)<berzerker> my girlfriend is lucky because i enjoy giving oral sex <Ash> She likes to watch, eh, berzo? #965
(1908)<Driph> a friend of mine is bi <Driph> and she's arguing with her girlfriend about who is supposed to cook tonite <Driph> and I told her that was the worst thing about a relationship between two women, you dont automatically know who's supposed to cook #967
(379)* [light] is away, someone told me that theres life outside of irc, i have to check it out [log:OFF] [page:OFF] [email:dj_light@blankandjones.zzn.com] #968
(2826)<blazemore> i need to find a used ddr 3rd mix machine *** Joins: DigDug (digdug@dialup-63.214.200.78.Philadelphia1.Level3.net) <AlmtyBob> good fucking luck <AlmtyBob> you're looking at $8000 wihtout shipping <AlmtyBob> even used <DigDug> whatcha talking about, bob? <AlmtyBob> a filipina chick <AlmtyBob> the ones you buy in exchange for bringing them to the us <blazemore> my dad is thinking about helping pay for one so we can stick it in an arcade and make some money :o #971
(469)<legolas> Not all of us can be preppy 'burb white kids. ;^) <hariya> legolas: actually not all of us can afford to be white either #972
(104)<qslack> Hey, if K5 people caused a commotion at im-ur, is it a Kumo5hin? #974
(299)<Guilty> $30 - PC133 128MB <Guilty> $31 - PC100 128MB <Guilty> What a world when PC133 is cheaper than PC100 <D1-> where? <D1-> nigga where? <Guilty> Pricewatch <D1-> oh <D1-> thats white trash generic ram #976
(471)<digdug> wow <digdug> did you ever wake up and feel like you've accidentally managed to get yourself into another dimension? <digdug> it's one of those days... <tokage> try /nick DigDug <tokage> that'll probably fix it #979
(912)<kisama> and i'm feeling invisible, you can't see me anywhere. *** kisama was kicked by Amanda^_^ (ensuring your invisibility) #980
(515)<SYch0> ok <SYch0> a word of warning: <SYch0> never try to masturbate with a bandaid on <SYch0> :( <SYch0> cuz you might as well take a belt sander to your dick <blazemore> what the fuck, sych0 <SYch0> :D #987
(432)<|Chris> i want the nVidia's Secret catalog <|Chris> with pictures of rendered games #993
(4034)serluny: how long did it took u to learn c? ReDPriest:4.5 minutes serluny:how did u do that? ReDPriest:i downloaded it into my brain..i got a program to do that serluny:what program ReDPriest:download shit into your brain v3.1 serluny:how do i download it? ReDPriest: go to www.downloadable-shit-for-your-brain.com serluny:i cant download it something is wrong #996
(504)<Pioneer`> _raven: you couldnt configure a toilet #997
(722)<theR> I'm glad I remembered I'm an idiot before I started to set up a wins proxy #998
(305)<Andy787> i dunno why people with sisters cant say they're hot, i know if i had a sister and she was hot, hell ied be all over her, lol #1005
(885)Mtgwiz2727: what is the difference between c++ and dos? #1007
(336)Nostradomz: this sounds funny but can udownload memory #1008
(497)(MoLaUstEr) I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is (MoLaUstEr) *gay hand thing* #1011
(1353)<_bigd_> when I was a child I used to scrape the cream off all the oreos and make it into a ball ^_^ <_bigd_> and leave in the fridge <_bigd_> after 2 bites, I used to pass out #1012
(562)<@neoblaze> I fell over in a heterosexual fashion #1013
(350)(iMike) i dont trust that britney spears has areolas that big