#917 (863)
e l i t e m r p: afk, working on my invention
n e r d b 5: invention.....uhm, whats it do?
e l i t e m r p: converts piss into drinking water
e l i t e m r p: so far, still tastes yucky
#918 (154)
<ck> i'd fuck anything
<ck> except a fat chick
<ck> some things, even i won't do
#920 (460)
<ckx> i used to drink
<ckx> now i just inject it straight into my arm
<ckx> i think i'm in the upper epsilion of alcoholism
#921 (240)
<Guilty> See that kid should have AWPed bush through the house, with a wall cheat
#923 (374)
<reptile-> black is pry my favorite color for clothing. =/
<MadHatter> are you still fat
#925 (264)
<lele> hypr is something of a "tragic" funny
#926 (575)
(|Chris) i've blown enough snot out of my nose today to make a fucking bukkake film
#927 (144)
<XAlien88> you can always tell when packet kiddies run a shell provider
#931 (346)
<Inoshiro> If I had a reason to be gay, besides Torvalds, it'd be me
#932 (364)
<livewire> I would like to put those fuckers who are protesting bonsaikitten.com in glass bottles
#936 (208)
(Guilty) I like my women the way I like my tomatos, big round buldging and red
#937 (634)
<QuoteSick> >:)
<QuoteSick> {:-)
<zantispam> :-{
<zantispam> ^^^ moustache
<zantispam> :-{>
<zantispam> ^^^ goatee
<acestus> {:-) ?
<acestus> Toupee?
<DigDug> >8)
<finkployd> :(-<(&)    - not happy having a tapeworm
#939 (520)
<|Chris> yeah weather bug is bloatware and has a lame gui with banner ads
<Guilty> It's the AOL of weather reporting
<|Chris> actually guilty, i think aol has it's own weather reporting
<|Chris> aol time warner can probably make their own fucking weather
<|Chris> bastards
#940 (73)
<Amanda___> hhahaha, peng
<Amanda___> You're perfected THE ART OF CALLING PEOPLE FAT
<c-rOCK> indeed.
#943 (531)
<SysErr0r> i'm gonna eat a box of chocolate covered strawberries then jerk off
<SysErr0r> hows THAT for romance
<hypr> only romance if you are going to caress your penis with the strawberries
#945 (413)
(Fee^) i try to help...it's only a 28.8 , so pack a lunch
#946 (333)
(FishBulb) i exposed my lie once, then |w|dcc made an .avi
(|W|DCC) #6 101x (680kb): avi of a 2' dick
#947 (1497)
(PhAmInE) Easter is canceled this year. They've found the body.
#948 (1485)
(jesdynf) I want an emulator that, every time you try to load a game, there's a 6% chance it pops up a dialog that says "It's not loading! Tap the A button to blow the dust out."
#950 (681)
(Amakusa) ALF and Catwoman snuff porn crossover
(Amakusa) I'm afraid that when I make stuff up like that, it really exists out there somewhere ;(
#951 (642)
(Atarax) I think I ogle 14 year old girls just to see the looks on their parents faces
#952 (1940)
(Mutiny) Atarax: you ate a americum disk from a smoke detector?
(Atarax) Mutiny: yeah
(Mutiny) Atarax: why?
(Atarax) Mutiny: I thought it would give me special powers.
(Mutiny) Atarax: what did it do to you?
(Atarax) Mutiny: well, it didn't give me any special powers, but it didn't kill me either
(Atarax) Darwin must be spinning in his grave
(Atarax) "why is that fuck still alive"
#953 (1803)
(Mutiny) I'm talking to my mom online and she just said "i could use a good vibrator. i know you dont want to hear that but a woman has needs"
* Mutiny runs and washes his eyes out with bleach
#954 (656)
(@Asimov) bah, i've got a life
(@Asimov) i just dont let it interfere with my irc :)
#956 (491)
(jesdynf) If you could do it, though, you could hire kids to pedal bikes if your uptime meant that much to you... though watt for watt, you'd be better off having them steal car batteries.