#18160 (314)
<MaxPower> so I'm on this ftp site today
<thammy> haha
<thammy> that sounds like the beginning of a bad geek joke
#18161 (165)
<tbone22> today is my housemate's bday...what should i buy him...he just turned 23
<Dirge> a big fat penisdildo
<tbone22> he's hetero
<tbone22> (are there other kinda of dildos?)
#18162 (115)
Wangtangs2 <AUTO-REPLY> :  taking a dump ;) >:o PUSH!!!
PRoGRaMMeRQ: I'm taking a screenshot of that and pasting that on my front website
#18164 (687)
<LaBOMBa> I forfeited a wrestling match to this dude becuase his name was Dick Harden
#18174 (110)
<netmunky> i just ate
<orange1> he says as he returns from the bathroom
#18202 (95)
<GrandTheftNintendo> wtf is an oligarchy
<confusedd> a cross between a monopoly and an orge
#18208 (239)
<runedx2> the other day... my cat was in my lap.. and i was petting it. but then i realized there wasn't a cat in my lap. :(
#18220 (42)
<jesus_> my healing hands be drivin tha virgins wild.
#18223 (571)
<PowrSlave> Ah yes, everything I know I learned from Grand Theft Auto 3. For example, if I need a ride across town and there's a squad car nearby, I just punch the nearest old lady. When the cops get out of their vehicle to fight me, I steal the car. That gets me Warning Level 1, but all I have to do is hide in an alleyway for 30 seconds and the cops will forget all about me. Great learning tool.
#18230 (333)
<ZondrZout> Dammit, something is coming out of my ass!
<ZondrZout> brb
#18231 (38)
<Wolf_> Oh shit, just realized i tasted my sperm during masturbation ! :D
<CZ> Sick, how the hell did you managed do that ?
<Wolf_> Well, uh, the pressure was so high...
#18234 (91)
<C-rEs:#slackware> isnt it recommended to keep ports apart? like you dont want to use port 1035 and 1036 at the same time?
#18236 (31)
<Sniperwolf> Im intending to whip you with meh cat5 if you dont shut up!
#18237 (281)
<afhersn> I'm a trojan infected computer set to spam. I got this way because I went to a p0rn site someone messaged me. I'm an idiot. Find an IRCop and get me klined please!
#18253 (273)
<[Piratez]> so what kinda job you got?
<drunkers> i wash dishes
<[Piratez]> at a resturaunt?
<drunkers> no, at home
#18254 (191)
<RtWhO> oh shit the shower hurt me......I got in turned the water on, the water pressure is amazing, well anyways it knocked me down....I hurt my ass bone
#18255 (222)
<LynxCrR>You'd think if something were trivial you wouldn't fail at it.
<UprightMan>Says Who?
<UprightMan>You can make something 2000 times
<UprightMan>and still mess up
<UprightMan>Like, Ive peed a few hundred trillion times, but I still sometimes miss the toilet!
#18256 (187)
<endura> I like to get an idea of how easy itd be to get laid if I walked onto a campus in a gorilla suit with a giant banana as genitalia
#18269 (-217)
<Morphious> in 7 yrs ive hacked 200 people
#18270 (333)
<BloodNose> I'm actually going out for the weekend ... *gasp*
<BloodNose> to spend a night ...
<Blender13> woah
<BloodNose> at a girls house *bigger gasp*
<cryptonix> his aunts
<BloodNose> lol
<Blender13> lol
<BloodNose> and like, I've never even met this girl before
<Blender13> obviously his aunt
<cryptonix> great aunt
<Blender13> ah
<BloodNose> apparently she's really fit and been offered a modeling job
<cryptonix> hot great aunt
<Blender13> and why the hell are you going there?
<BloodNose> ok, brb ... I need to phone my uncle to see if it's alright with my aunt still
#18271 (373)
<Shrapnull> It's not how the boat floats, or the size of the mast, but the motion of the ocean
<Aduro> lol
<Tiffy> haha
<cryptonix> just hope your seamen don't have scurvey :D
#18274 (757)
<Storm> Ah shit theres a fire in the dorms
<Storm> Guess I should leave, brb
<Zekk> Hhmm.... that sucks
<Storm> Whew, it got put out
<Zekk> Everything OK?
<Storm> Yea, we are thinking about starting another one to get all the chicks out there in their underwear again  =P
#18286 (138)
[assman] if you wouldnt fuck brad pitt then you're gay
#18288 (293)
<drunkers> is your real name gabe?
<Gabe-33> yes
<drunker> ever concider killing your parents with a shovel?
<Gabe-33> no
#18303 (7)
<klogd> http://www.solaristhemovie.com/
<fragglet> is it a horror movie