#17209 (226)
<Sterring> please , I don't really understand english expression cause I'm not so good in english....
<Sterring> use simple words
<Nickname> you stupid
#17212 (532)
<DarkMyst> Where do Babies come from? The woman or the man????
<OlEnglish> the stork
<OlEnglish> but who fucks the stork?
<DarkMyst> good question
#17217 (746)
<PuyoDead> gahaha, I'm watching some porn live cam, and the girl is just sitting there eating doughnuts
#17218 (-139)
<SoulEdge> You are a fucker!!! A nasty fucked damn sucked, lesbian gay transsexual pedophile dighead!!! AND U ARE NOT GOING TO KICK OR BAN ME OUT!!! I'M LEAVING MY SELF!!! GET A LIFE!!! GET A NICE ATTITUDE!!! FUCK U!!! MAKE FRIENDS, IF U CAN, SILLY LITTLE NERD!!! d:-(
#17222 (7)
<cX> I LIKE BLOOD TRICKLING FROM MY PLANK SHAPED RECTUM
<cX> THATS WHAT I LIKE
<cX> CUZ IM A MERICAN
<cX> FROM MERICA
#17229 (25)
<@|nsid3r> this thing is puking on me
#17236 (167)
<Hoju> have you seen this?  http://www.somethingawful.com/jeffk/
<Steve> think all those typos are on purpose?
<Hoju> .....
#17239 (223)
< Danelope> I know what I need.
< Danelope> I need the cool shoeshine.
<@harb> Shoeshine?
<@harb> wt?
<@harb> If that has a double meaning, sign me up.
#17240 (38)
<@harb> Hmm.. I wonder, if you buy that Linksys wireless NIC with the antenna on it, and you run the SETI daemon.. does it just act as another node in the VLA?
#17241 (91)
<@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> im gone
<@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> seriously
<@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> lol
<@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> sscreen si off
<@|nsid3r> k
<@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> but im still typing
<@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> ahhh!!
#17244 (634)
<Muppet> *arf arf*
<damnyoure> *slap slap*
<Muppet> *bite bite*
<damnyoure> *bang bang*
<Muppet> *die die*
<damnyoure> *bury bury*
<Muppet> *rot rot*
#17246 (465)
<[H]Mephisto_kur_srv_> nArKeD... How flexible is your morality?
<nArKeD> what morals?
<0dan0> that is the right answer
#17249 (143)
<NickBlasta> i always dream and then wake up and i was like woah was that real
<NickBlasta> like the matrix
<isajeep> which pill did you take?
<NickBlasta> the hard pill
<isajeep> lol  knew you'd say that
#17254 (57)
<0dan0> i leave for one second and you start talking about banging rzr's sister
#17255 (225)
<MatthewH12> i heard StrokIt lets u use mouse 'gestures' to tell your computer what to do
<isajeep> takes mouse inputs creates shortcuts
<NickBlasta> ok so if you move your mouse up and down really fast will it go to a porn site?
<isajeep> you can do that nick
<NickBlasta> sweet
#17258 (312)
<Rzrshrp8> and they told this kid that they were gonna have a fapping contest and whoever comes first wins....they all turned the lights out and started making sounds, then turned the lights on and only the kid they played the trick on was doing it
#17260 (416)
<Hoju> I'm not going to stalk you or anything.
<BioHazard> yeah right mr stalky mcstalker
<Hoju> rofl
<BioHazard> if that is your real name
#17262 (194)
<RatBreath> my joystick still wont work
<NickBlasta> take breaks between fapping
#17267 (120)
<epic> so are MP movie rips good?
<Tetrad> I don't know, I'm just an op
<Tetrad> I can kick people, that's about it :P
#17269 (184)
<isajeep> I told pagan I was purging my system and she thought I was fapping
<isajeep> wtf
#17270 (133)
<RatBreath> bah, i wanted to play jk2 and i get 200+ pings with dc running
<NickBlasta> as it should be
<RatBreath> so i close dc until im done
<NickBlasta> to think, after this I'll have nothing queued from you
<RatBreath> ....
<RatBreath> you've been one of my slots for what? a month?
<NickBlasta> :)
<RatBreath> this will be strange
<RatBreath> and liberating
#17271 (1009)
<Tetrad> the program I just wrote 1) compiled the first time without any errors and 2) worked like it was supposed to
<Tetrad> I don't know whether to be proud or scared to death
#17273 (385)
<0dan0> i have peed like 10 minutes in the last 5 minutes
#17274 (50)
<ceejamon> fapping is pretty much what everybody using this program for, if that answeres your Q.
<Kendrak> omg
<Kendrak> they might as well rename Kazza to "Free p0rn!"
#17280 (240)
<Tetrad> holy shit
<Tetrad> I found a sword worth 110000
<hoho> holy shit
<hoho> no ones cares