#14198 (631)
(Horny-Net-Geek): Hi, I just got my computer yesterday morning took all day to set up and I stayed up half the night to download mirc from a web sight in Turkey. My questions is (1) how do I get ops (2) how do you send messages. (3) all women here a/s/l/?
#14201 (112)
slightlypissed : I once got hit on by an old man when I was leaving a cicuit city :(
sourgirldaisey : hahahah
sourgirldaisey : did you get his number?
sourgirldaisey : :)
slightlypissed : no, I kinda just walked faster
#14202 (412)
<flee> fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to
<flee> suffering, suffering leads to ice cream.
<mrg> mmmm, ice cream
<6> ice cream leads to fat, fat leads to jazzercise, jazzercise
<6> leads to SUFFERING
<mrg> yay the cycle of ice cream is complete!
#14203 (225)
<stormin> what's asl?
<Xiautau> age/sex/location
<Xiautau> teen channels have that shit
<Xiautau> not that i go to teen channels
#14205 (1262)
<hoche> heredocs, theredocs, everwhereadocsdocs
<geo> old macdonald had a server farm
<geo> He eyed the I/O
#14206 (418)
<tague> i want to start a new movement, lets replace God with Allah in
<tague> the pledge and see how long it lasts
<Deke> i wanna replace with it with spam
<Deke> let companies bid on the phrase and raise some cash
<tague> there's an idea
<Deke> "One nation, under < For Rent > "
#14207 (10825)
<h|tler> HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING?????????????????????????????????????????????????????
#14210 (256)
<scud> shadap i was referring to SKYLAB
<CCCP_Lord_Soth> scud has a learning center similar to skylab only its in his basement instead of space..also its a meth lab not a skylab
#14214 (862)
<Ryan> my mom was killed by mobile phones
<mal> she has only herself to blame
<Ryan> no really, she was using it in a storm
<mal> and?
<Ryan> lightening
<mal> then what?
<Ryan> mobile phone truck ran her over
#14215 (770)
<gaz> i don't think terrorists would be stupid enough to do anything on independence day anyway
<gaz> not after the aliens did it
#14217 (1058)
<FL|Work> feck, forgot to pay my stupid tax
<Pi|Mu|Rho> you get taxed on stupid? That's going to be one hefty bill.
<marek> he could fund 3 new hospitals all by himself
#14220 (349)
<Pi|Mu|Rho> I'm sure that somewhere out there is the
right girl for you . Unfortunately, I think "out there" is measured in
light years.
#14221 (361)
<Sierro> I took her out for lunch...
<Sierro> to McDonalds
<Sierro> I feel like a 15 year old
<phantom> hehe, where ya gonna get one at 4am?
#14222 (202)
<Sierro> I don't need music to get a shag
<mal> well no
<mal> music and miracle, but the musics a start
#14223 (228)
<madz> sbs, would you choose:  Linux, or Windows?
<sbs> I would choose: Oral Sex.
#14228 (46)
<Compn> i have an acoustic guitar or whatever the non electic ones are called
#14229 (52)
<lid> so what did i miss
<dustyX> oh, the secret of life, nothing big.
<lid> did ya decide what it is
<lid> im kinda curious
<dustyX> doncha know, the secret of life is 42?
<lid> lid fixes a beer and clam, and passes it to tasha:)
<lid> well im 50 so i missed that secret:)
#14232 (614)
<sWampy> he should have had anikin walk in on jarjar doing portman, and that be the reason that anikin turned so dark, and jarjar being luke and leia's father would explain a lot about why they were so dippy to have such a strong father.
<clemmy> but why would darthvader tell luke he's his father then?
<sWampy> just to confuse him so he could cut off his hand, plus he's in denial that his wife would cheat on him with jarjar.
<clemmy> I guess luke would be more shocked to find out jarjar is his father
<Harekiet> darth vader still had some good in him so he didn't want luke to know
#14239 (136)
*** Quits: cuebal (Most parents would hope that that their offspring yearn to become doctors, lawyers, or even a journalist, but these days all kids want to be is Pikachu..)
#14249 (966)
<andjusticeforall> I've figured it out. If you ever get mugged by someone, just say, "Take it easy man, all I got is a $16 bill", then knee him in the nuts when he tries to figure out what the fuck you just said.
#14250 (301)
* <r0b3r> sighs and ponders what to do now....
* <Lynda> ponders, "draw something?"
<r0b3r> Tried that already. Can't think of anything to draw, really.
<Lynda> draw... a couple, resting in bed together.
* <r0b3r> blinks at what Lynda says....
<r0b3r>  No. I don't draw that, thank you ery much.
<Lynda> I wasn't suggesting anything ecchi.
<Lynda> I take it you've never had a really serious relationship.
<r0b3r> I have one with someone right now, actually.
<r0b3r> Just it's an odd relationship considering my character is human
and she is an alien...
#14255 (284)
<D_Knight> I have return
<D_Knight> And i will not be denied(....dont ban again plz)
#14257 (744)
<@ScuzleBut> I was an athiest until I realized I was God.
#14258 (8268)
<Sigurd> a sprite is anything not static
<SRElysian> a sprite is a variable object
<SRElysian> be it 2d or 3d
<TorMuck> a sprite is a fucking soda
<TorMuck> you god damn geekass bastards
#14260 (527)
<GunnX> I was locked in my bathroom once getting ready for a date
<GunnX> :)
<GunnX> door knob fell off
<GunnX> those were the days
<polyglot> wtf were you doing to the doorknob?