#13608 (291)
<]Darkstar[> Everyone hit ctrl+v
* MMK[TP] hits ctrl+v... ctrl+v runs away
<MMK[TP]> Now I lost these two keys!
#13617 (252)
<Ashe> I'm really busty this summer, with School and the trip to Colorado.
<Ashe> busy
* Dingy feels busty this spring
#13618 (111)
<spinner2019> i've got an error msg no such file 'file.mp3'
<Mutt-Away> Spinner: That's because the tidal winds in Africa are continental.
#13621 (228)
<Mort-Hog> Is 'clenches' spelt right?
<Flirbnic> No, it's 'headphones'.
#13625 (426)
<Sumez> there's no way a girl could ever imagine the pain of being hurt in the testicles
<Mort-Hog> emma: The pain oozes up, and your ahems swell up to the size of pomigranits, your voice goes high and squeky, and your eye lids flicker.
<MrCoulomb> I thought that's what happened when you get possesed by mickey mouse...
#13629 (578)
<Flirbnic> The American dream is to move to Canada.
#13630 (259)
<Robertuybrush> HELLOW, I'M ROBERTUYBRUSH THREEPWOOD!
<Robertuybrush> I JUST WANT TO BE A PIRATE
<FortKeeper> To become a pirate, turn off CAPS-LOCK
#13634 (359)
<me tarzan> someone please tell me the name of disk 2 in the curse
<Huz> Tarzan: "Disk 2". You should be able to find it in the CD case you got when you bought the game. It's quite distinct, being the only other CD in there other than "Disk 1", which is also clearly labelled.
#13655 (1266)
<MrCoulomb> ok, i'm taking out the 3 of spades, and reinsert it into a random point
<MrCoulomb> and i assure you, it is random
<MrCoulomb> I'm now shuffling the cards
<MrCoulomb> and it's a real shuffle too
<MrCoulomb> Now.. I cut the deck.
<MrCoulomb> and there is your card
<MrCoulomb> the 3 of spades
<MrCoulomb> found instantly within a randomly shuffled deck
<Mort-Hog> How did you do that?..
#13664 (660)
<Mack_Salmon> do you ever listen to Meat Loaf?
<Flirbnic> No.
<Mack_Salmon> he's food....
<Mack_Salmon> er!
<Mack_Salmon> he's good
<Mack_Salmon> whoops
#13669 (24)
[23:24] *** Now talking in #nasa
[23:24] *** Topic is 'we get higher than any of you fools.... ;) | i DO NOT give ops in this chan. end of story.'
[23:24] *** Set by rags on Fri Jul 05 16:21:59
[23:24] *** rags sets mode: +o Deth`
#13670 (127)
<Cytoplasm[BLS]> #include <iostream.h>
<Cytoplasm[BLS]> void main(void) { float i = 0; while(true) {cout << i; i+=1; }
<reptile0> umm congrats on your programming accomplishment Cytoplasm[BLS]. John Carmack better watch out!
#13686 (8)
<geforce2> get voodoo5 6000
#13687 (838)
<Darth-Phenom> But the SNES was only good for its games, much like the PSX
<Pedgey> Well what else you gonna use it for? Making toast?!!?!
#13707 (314)
-MemoServ- DALnet would like to recommend that you exercise some standard password security precautions and regularly change your password(s). Please remember that it is your responsibility to remember your password(s).
<Huz> Hey, is that news post DALnet code for "We got hax0red and someone saw everyone's passwords"? :)
#13711 (32)
<theSonarch> is there a command for turning a number into a string representation of a number?
<Aximili> yes
<Aximili> /msg Aximili (yournickservpassword)
#13720 (289)
<Flirbnic> 26% of final doom has been... bought.
#13723 (3)
<ChrisD[TK]> Sumez = Super fag0t Fighter 2 turbo champion black belt edition
#13724 (2)
<djmax> temptress, But then I started seeing that the left was more interested in handing out fish to the poor, than teaching them how to catch fish themselves.
<Temptress> djmax: You are moron #1
#13725 (83)
<_emma_> I'm just like a Barbie doll, I come with all the accesories <Mort-Hog> And you have your underwear melted on to you? :)
<_emma_> Barbies in my day had no underwear
<Mort-Hog> What? My barbies all have their plastic underwear molded on to their bodies
#13726 (161)
<Sumez> I must admit having two functional penises must have it advantages
<Darth-Phenom> You could fuck a woman and piss at the same time?
<Yolkhead> Would you really want to pee while having sex?
<Sumez> You miss to see the opportunities
#13727 (188)
<Kimmo> I don´t know you
<Kimmo> Are you good at something?
<Otto[NS]> Yes
<Kimmo> What?
<Otto[NS]> Dames
<Otto[NS]> *Games
#13728 (200)
<Darth-Phenom> So Sumez...how was Nadine?
<Sumez> Nice
<Sumez> She liked big cocks
<Sumez> And she did oral
<Yolkhead> Luckily you are a big cock then.
#13729 (124)
<Sumez> Echythus is just a weak wizard. He doesn't want to retake the world.
<Sumez> He doesn't even have the power to enslave all humans.
<Twilo> Hitler didn't have magice powers but he took Poland.
#13730 (238)
<ShadowCaster> since nobody is doing anything... lets see who can be the FIRST to type the alphabet backwards with their eyes