#13495 (122)
<Skyphox> ahhh shoot, my spelling script has disapeared again
#13499 (590)
<Aerion> I haven't rebooted Windows for a week and it still hasn't started leaking memory.
<AndrewT> freaky
<AndrewT> you'd better get that thing to microsoft before it starts becoming useful
#13515 (197)
<BetaCeti> 3 + 2 + 25 = ?
<Darth-Phenom> huh?
<Darth-Phenom> 31
#13521 (26)
< ^Tommi^ > if bill gates would play pacman in an arcadehall and every game would cost 0.5$ (and take 10 min), he could play in 6.3 million years!
#13524 (2434)
<TunnelArmr> Cool! I finally found the Womrs 2 demo
<TunnelArmr> I mean Womrs 2
<TunnelArmr> I mean Wrms 2
<TunnelArmr> Worm 2 even
<TunnelArmr> GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!
<ThePython> having trouble saying wrmos Tunnel?
<ThePython> i mean wmros
<ThePython> i mean mrwos
<ThePython> GOD DAMNIT!
#13526 (668)
* Huz cries.
*** Huz has quit IRC (Excess Flood)
#13529 (56)
<MrMonkey> an aura is the spirit that surrounds all of bodies
<MrMonkey> healers use it
<MrMonkey> they claim they can see how strong or weak one's aura is
<BlurNM> thought it was something like that (if it wasn't the northern lights)
#13531 (-51)
<Alx-C> damn nickserv, op me why doncha?
#13537 (352)
<Ajplus1> My plan is to make a steel ball, put my video games and chips in there, then roll myself into the ocean, where I'll be safe
<zardolf> how will you get out?
<Ajplus1> I don't think that far
#13541 (366)
<MartinBr> LOOK AT MY IDLE!!!
<MartinBr> Uh.... d'oh!
#13545 (266)
<graeme123> i dont understand
<graeme123> be more pacific
#13549 (283)
<Sumez> so, what's happened over the last week?
<RafaMan>
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<Phen-Away> I just figured out what scroll lock does
<AutistiCat> What does it do?
<Phen-Away> You see that light by caps lock?  Well, it turns on when you press scroll lock
#13567 (175)
<SarahS> You can remove testicles?
<Phenom6996> Yep
<Phenom6996> and breasts
<Phenom6996> It requires special tools
<ajplus1> yeah....a knife
#13570 (817)
* oWildKard waters the o at the beginning of his name... maybe in time it will grow to a beautiful @
#13576 (226)
<Darth-Phenom> I've just realised something which you'll find quite remarkable
<Darth-Phenom> This place sucks
#13583 (484)
<SinclairC> Anyone been to Taco Bell lately?
<Piccolo> No. I hate mexican. :]
<SinclairC> Taco Bell isn't Mexican, it's Taco Bell
<Piccolo> No. I hate Taco Bell. :]
<SinclairC> Taco Bell isn't Taco Bell, it's hamburgers
<Piccolo> No. I hate Hamburgers. :] Cheeseburgers are a different matter.
<SinclairC> Taco Bell isn't hamburgers, it's Dragonball Z
<Piccolo> Damm you
#13588 (256)
<ChanPerv> #rpgfan-teensex000!!! is a restricted channel and may not be viewed by minors or residents of Alaska. If you are over 18, please type /msg ChanPerv <your credit-card number>
#13592 (317)
* Thirty-nothingster will kick the next person who spoils
<Pong64> Darth Vader is Luke's father. =D
#13594 (119)
* Darth-Phenom tries not to laugh...
<SarahS> Never supress a laugh, or it ends up the other end.
#13599 (802)
<Sumez> Jar: I can't believe you don't know what a Skoda is
<Aximili> Sumez: I can't believe you don't know what a Hasemalphaginnojinglanaporphomism is
<Sumez> Axi: I do, oh I do
<Aximili> What is it, then?
<Sumez> Axi: a reversed contradicting metamorph phrased as an anagram
<Aximili> Sumez: Damn.. you did know..
#13600 (468)
<Mort-Hog> How do u spell Encylop(a)edia?
<Flirbnic> Insyklepudier
#13603 (214)
<Sumez> how hard can it be to change two words in my legend?
<Fuujin> Extremely. You see, he can only do it during a sunspot minimum or maximum, and those only happen once every eight years. Also, it has to be a blue moon and a summer equinox at the same time. Plus, the year must be a prime number. The sum of the day of the week (Sunday = 1, Monday = 2, etc), the date, and the month must also be divisible by three.
#13605 (320)
<SarahS> With my large internal capacity to hold water, and your creative igeniuty, we can rule the world!
#13607 (995)
<NintendoGuru> Yoda of Borg am I! Assimilated shall you be! Futile resistance is, hmm?