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(210)<neia_doll> Im 5 foot 11 and 116 lbs..i lost 3 on accident.. <k-rad-bob> accident? <neia_doll> so Im pretty skinny <k-rad-bob> you got an abortion? #13121
(18)<i_am_pi> (pvah) i wonder how funny airport security would think it would be if you walked into an airport with a cardboard box that said "BOMB" on it <i_am_pi> i love QDB./ <i_am_pi> www.geekissues.org/quotes/ <pedXing> i_am_pi: I believe it's a 2 year minimum sentence, but I'm sure they'd be laughing. <Kthulu> i doubt they'd find it funny #13131
(167)<Adamus> I wouldn't care about the bot if you didn't deny me access to the channel I that I have been using for this past year <M[]rgue> meh <M[]rgue> wasted youth is no concern of mine #13133
(302)<OneiWilly> ah crap i accidently downloaded winzip again instead of winamp #13148
(443)[aphr0] do hospitals let you keep the umbilical cord? [aphr0] I'ma have my kid's cord made into a die [aphr0] tie [aphr0] or freeze it and tan it and make it into a cane [aphr0] give it to my kid when he learns to walk so he can walk around and pimp bitches with his umbilical cord #13151
(648)[ @niffie ] I have no inhabitions right now [ @aphr0 ] would you finger my asshole? [ @niffie ] no [ @aphr0 ] then you have inhibitions #13193
(508)<XwinGs> can i find any mensa iq test on the net ? <Ntruder> part of the test is finding the test. good luck. <XwinGs> oic #13195
(1119)<adam1> my gf supposedly has "issues" with me <Hiroe> Heh, my ex didn't have just a few issues, she had a fuckin *Subscription* #13198
(228)[01:05] <Hiyaz> I have my Windows 95 dick from my old Desk top [01:05] <Elysian`> hmm [01:05] <Elysian`> win95 dick [01:05] <magtec> some may call me desperate, but i really don't think i'd want one of those. [01:07] <MrSparkle> magtec: you never know what kinda virus you could get from a Win95 d.... [01:07] <Elysian`> a STD [01:07] <Elysian`> Setup Transmitted Disease #13200
(669)<erisynne> he has a ctcp version fetish <erisynne> he did it to me 7 times <GreenMtn> did you lose your versionity? #13211
(413)<PJ> Ok <PJ> let me get this straight... <PJ> Your pregnant wife shoved speed down your throat during sex? <Covert22-UNS> Yup pretty much #13213
(8035)<Spazz> Seems like when I say "FUCK" you get an EOF error :o *** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client) *** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) <Bartolimis> fuck *** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client) *** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) <Bartolimis> fuck <Spazz> fuck *** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client) *** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) <Spazz> fuck <Bartolimis> stop *** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client) *** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) <Bartolimis> we're done >:) <Ranto> hmh? <Spazz> Your client got an error... <Bartolimis> yeah, we're done saying fuck <Spazz> everytime we said f*** *** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client) *** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) <Spazz> Quit saying fukc <Bartolimis> my bad <Spazz> fuck* *** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client) *** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) <Icc> Someone says fuck and he drops ? *** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client) #13246
(491)ùíù You're now known as <@> wtf <@> what nick am I #13250
(695)<+phunk> i have to send 8 photos of myself in <@fraggle> one for each angle <@fraggle> they're going to make you into a doom monster #13254
(154)<Arno> i got kicked off a cray at school for running "pine" #13266
(93)(zeki): whats a badger? (ThinG): hes from wind in the willows #13267
(303)<Mithrandir> http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/?12572 - did you know that it is anatomically impossible to lick your elbow...and 75% of the people who hear that actually try to lick their elbow? <SirPrux> already read that <SirPrux> it's not funny <Mithrandir> did you try? <SirPrux> Yeah #13272
(26)<Hell`> russ where do u live ? <russ> delaware <Hell`> ill come and pick ya up <Hell`> if its on the way <Hell`> where the fuck it that <Hell`> i need a state ! <Hell`> i need a state ! <Hell`> i need a state ! <Hell`> not a city <Hell`> lol #13282
(282)<Ferney> WTF??? benchmarks for a fuggin VIBRATOR? #13295
(224)<Ntruder> someone peed in the dating pool here #13309
(28)<Moled> the only female people I have spoken to are in my family or teachers at school #13315
(819)*** Joins: Tallpaul *** Semper is now known as Smallpaul *** Smallpaul is now known as Semper *** Tallpaul is now known as Semper_is_gay *** Semper is now known as Tallpaul *** Semper_is_gay is now known as Semper *** Quits: Semper (Kill by NickServ (RECOVER command used by Tallpaul)) *** Tallpaul is now known as Semper <Semper> I'm a dick <Semper> :D #13322
(55)<ALegitOne> cls <ALegitOne> oops. <ALegitOne> lol this isn't linux or dos #13325
(340)<Apocalypse23x> dids you noitiuce hitting yourself ehwne drunk dont hurt #13331
(458)<BlazinIndo> you can call me mentally retarded, but i feel good right about now <Ludwig> thats cus you're too stupid to know you're mentally retarded <Ludwig> its a catch 22 <BlazinIndo> i dont see what your getting at....