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(154)<usagi> "As for religion and science, I'm placing a restraining order, Religion must stay 500 feet from Science at all times." #12865
(257)Jallak went to Hebrew school at this one temple for years...there was no rabbi, the head of the temple was the Cantor. He had long hair and he sang a lot. He would always give us long sermons about judiasm and goodness and all that, getting very very very passionate, his voice rising, tears nearly coming to his eyes as he spoke of God aa a "Great cosmic teddy bear"... <Jallak> It's been years since I went to Hebrew school...today I found out the Cantor had been arrested...for running a prostitution ring #12869
(286)<Red_Green> Dar wants me. <Daroneasa> to die. #12889
(1059)<Koushiro> ... you know your computer's screwed up when IE freezes and then displays an error message: "Error. Unable to access error.dll". #12891
(179)<JallakWriting> "mammario-fetishistic" is a memorably stupid sounding phrase. How about "tit-happy"? #12897
(340)<Carter> How did you guys used to think babies were made? <Carter> I thought it was about urine! <Carter> I thought you had to mix urine, so I peed in this bucket and I tried to get my brother to do the same so that I could have a baby in the bucket #12899
(832)<DireWolf> My life'd be a whole lot cooler if Vikings invaded every once in a while. #12924
(236)<Merrick> Elizabethian: To be or not to be, that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take up arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them. Ebonics: I be fixin to hang in the hood. #12937
(289)<Dayv> Eric, you wouldn't know bad taste if it came up behind you and licked your asshole with your mother's severed tongue. #12939
(955)<fm> i've had three girls today IM me and tell me that they like me. <fm> then they said april fools and signed off. #12940
(164)<SkoL> mofo must be drunk <Tweedle> |OUF|mofo: you getting AMD? <|OUF|mofo> no <Tweedle> yeah he's drunk #12941
(209)<@Twitch`> i almost got into a fight at futureshop last night <@Twitch`> these two guys were talking about NWN, and i said before they played that they should go on 'thine quest to wash thy hair' <@Twitch`> they had long stringy gross oily hair, it almost made me sick to my stomach <@Twitch`> they said 'fuck you' <@Twitch`> then i said 'fuck you' <@Twitch`> then this store guy asked me to go look at stuff somewhere else <@Path`> haha #12944
(246)<assmongrel> my dick is covered in zits <xar0> ew... <assmongrel> no it's a good thing <assmongrel> i'm ribbed for her pleasure #12949
(290)<boarsai> funnily enough it took me a few minutes to realise my pen didn't have "alt + z" capabilities... #12978
(187)<Mosh76> TO ANYONE WHO KNOWS, HOW DO YOU STOP PEOPLE FROM SENDING YOU UNWANTED CHAT MESSAGES PROMOTING THERE PORN SITES? <Mosh76> Can someone tell me, or atleast tell me where to look? <eller> turn off your computer. #13018
(778)<Effyis> oh crap... <Effyis> i just dropped the dip on the floor <gleep> Oh, well. Someone help KarbonCopy back up. <KarbonCopy> me back up? <KarbonCopy> what? <KarbonCopy> HEY! #13033
(268)<LilGCube740> are you from a dif country <|STeReOtYpE|> portugal <LilGCube740> u speak poor english <LilGCube740> i speak poor spanish so its all good #13063
(337)<hawker> just grab a gun then... <hawker> end ur misery... <TomServo> shooting my boss? <TomServo> good idea #13065
(842)<Rice_Boy> look at the sys requirements for interdev: www.free-trial-sex.com <Rice_Boy> er... http://msdn.microsoft.com/vinterdev/prodinfo/sysreq.asp <iheartsql> HAHAHAHAHA <iheartsql> HAHAHAHAHA <iheartsql> PRON HEAD <Rice_Boy> my bad <Rice_Boy> damn #13068
(841)<Rjx> hmm.....goatse.cx is a better link <ganonboy> what section of the site are the ROMS in? <ganonboy> ? is it http://www.goatse.cx <ganonboy> ?? <Rjx> yup <ganonboy> I dont see any N64 roms? <Rjx> what do you see? <ganonboy> A sick picture... <Rjx> click on it <Rjx> it's an imagemap <Rjx> click on his ass <ganonboy> you are lying <Rjx> did you try it? <ganonboy> yes <ganonboy> and nothing happens #13077
(1480)corner (19:08:21): how tall is a standard guillotine? Andrick (19:08:33): This still concerns you? corner (19:08:39): yeah, I really want to build one corner (19:08:47): I have short ceilings corner (19:08:51): I wanna make sure I can keep it in my apt Andrick (19:09:00): I have to admit that I never have committed that number to memory. Andrick (19:09:06): But I can tell you they are *tall*. corner (19:09:15): maybe I can make a kid's version? Andrick (19:09:30): That is probably a wonderfully poor choice of words. #13094
(711)<SexcBlnde> I want a creamy chicken pizza <Bart> yeah same! but I want meatlovers <SexcBlnde> Hmm <Bart> we could get half and half! <SexcBlnde> ?? LOL like who will buy the other 2 halves?? ?;) <Bart> you are joking right? <SexcBlnde> ??whatttt?? #13097
(1011)<Beedub> How the fuck do I get into IRC? <Swigh> You dumb fuck #13107
(18)<Dr_Pain_> i need help here about a cble modem to nuke theres a girl who has take my nick and put it on a child porn chan and im unable to nuke that bitch shes on cable im in winshit #13110
(261)<OreoTZA> ./ignore #k-rad <OreoTZA> whoa, i wonder if you can actually do that <OreoTZA> holdon, I'm gonna try <OreoTZA> ok, hello? <OreoTZA> HELLo???? <OreoTZA> anyone seen this? <OreoTZA> LOL!!!!!! IT FUCKING WORKED <OreoTZA> holy shit <Dawgyman> josh <OreoTZA> SHIT I SEE DAWG, it didn't work