#11481 (1765)
<cave> what does stfu mean??
<nso> shut the fuck up
<cave> sor-ry.. it was a simple question.. no reason to get so mad..
#11485 (311)
<jre> I know how to end racism.  It involves a lot of fucking.
<egg> 1st ANNUAL ORGY TO END RACIAL DISCRIMINATION
<Idiotsavant> Usher in the vaunted age of syphilis
#11497 (1546)
<jre> There is no profile of a school shooter.  They come from all walks of life, all religions; they listen to different music, have different crowds; they are just random individuals who cannot be determined to be killers until they actually kill.
* jre is now known as SoccerMoms
<SoccerMoms> WE BETTER CENSOR MOVIES, TV, MUSIC, BOOKS, VIDEOGAMES AND THE INTERNET THEN
* SoccerMoms is now known as Politicians
<Politicians> K
#11504 (802)
<Kurt> Who would win in a fight, Batman or Jesus?
<jre> Batman
<egg> Batman
<jre> Does Jesus have a Christ-mobile or a utility belt?  NO.
#11506 (232)
* Teufel is a moron
<_wEaSeL_> well said
<Teufel> I tore up my room looking for the receipt for my 'broken speakers' to return them; when all I had to do is plug them in
#11507 (1267)
<Kurt> I will now make this man disappear!
***Exitium has been kicked by Kurt (Hocus Pocus)
<Kurt> Voila!
<jre> Hey, I saw you palm him and place him in your ass!
<Kurt> THIS SHOW IS OVER!
#11509 (405)
<amit> I DO THIS FOR ALLAH!
<FBI> we have Allah in a secure facility
#11512 (415)
<Gudrow> I hope I get hired
<jre> wear a miniskirt to the interview
<jre> show some leg and some nutsack
#11516 (150)
<Al> Cooties is God's way of punishing straights
#11520 (1100)
<jre> If you were a Nazi and had 2 hostages but only 1 bullet, who would you shoot?  Some normal crew-cut soldier or G.I. Joe?
<Gudrow> I'd shoot myself because Nazis are assholes.
#11526 (1555)
<futard> IS YOUR NAME
<futard> NICK BECKER?
<strangury> no.
<futard> ok good
<futard> beacuse then you'd be me
<futard> and that'd be awkward
#11530 (-51)
<GI_Clutch> I made a mixture of BBQ sauce and water and put it in a spray bottle.  I sprayed a few cats.  They were swarming with flies and other bugs only a few minutes later.  It was pretty funny.
#11532 (642)
<jre> God is a racist.  Look in the old testament and you'll find nothing but nationalistic hatred of others.
<JesusGurl> God is not a racist. what racist would have Jews as His chosen people?
#11551 (321)
<orion> the cube is but an infant
<orion> soon it will be flexing and thinking about cubettes
<orion> noticing files in weird places
<orion> experiencing new and unusual programs and applications
<Guilty> MY GOD WE MUST KILL IT NOW
#11552 (589)
<happy> dude, when will i be able to buy a big gigantic fibre line for like $10/mo?
<jre> You can make one for free if you eat a lot of bran.
#11571 (388)
<Hell_Patrol> I wish the girl of my dreams would stop fucking haunting my dreams, I wish death upon the stupid bitch
#11573 (928)
<Amit> I was going to commit seppuku but I accidentally commited bukakke
#11577 (854)
<Dark_Lord411> hi
<Dark_Lord411> asl
<ShockSMX> no, dsl... you?
#11580 (207)
<UberCore> who here wants to participate in a stastical analysis
<UberCore> involving sex, and star wars/star trek
#11587 (857)
<arenotelicon> and jason picked it up.  "hello?  *pause*  yeah, she's right here. *glances at me*  thirty-four C."  me:  "thirty-six."  jason:  "thirty-six c.  yeah.  bye."
#11588 (345)
<pfk> oh its may 21st..almost time for my bath
#11590 (575)
<ShockSMX> I have more important things to do right now than sitting in front of the computer... For example sitting behind the computer, where its safe and nobody will hurt me.
#11593 (282)
<Fireklar> Anyone know what could cause a monitor to dim like that besides impending death?
<mig|flurry> fireklar: impending death.
<slurpee> impending death of your eyesight
<mig|flurry> fireklar: capacitors pretending to be resistors.
<Fireklar> DAMN YOU CAPACITORS
<Fireklar> I hate those bastards
#11595 (182)
<JohnerSuKt> ok but it wont put people in control of my computer or deleting/altering stuff, just a good ole virus right?
#11597 (552)
<bLaKeiMuS_TiReD> i had a dream 2 nights ago that my penis was stuck in the hole of a TDK silver cd and i was really nervous
<jAyVeNoMx> damn dood if my dick fit in a CD hole I'd be nervous too