#11386 (548)
[00:45] [@{Defenderz}] WTF THE FUCK?
#11389 (254)
<Cu-Ius> 'in an interview recently Keith Richards intimated that kids should not do drugs. Keith Richards, said that kids should not do drugs. Keith, we can't do any more drugs, because you already fucking did them all. We have to wait until YOU die, then smoke your ashes"
#11391 (617)
<Dark_Brood> #define sizeof(x) rand()
<Rangsk> you can do that?
<Dark_Brood> Yup
<Catafriggm> OMFG!
<Catafriggm> That's disgusting!
#11393 (460)
<Dark_Brood> Next thing Mac will do is introduce the 1 button keyboard, you type by morsing the ASCII codes of the letter you want to write
#11395 (314)
<dine-sa> no it won't MoP, amusment park jobs actually suck
<dine-sa> I had a friend who worked at six flags all summer.
<SA-MoP> dine had a friend! *dies* :D
<SA-Metathrom> Hehe
<dine-sa> :P it was before I had a modem
<SA-MoP> lol ok
#11397 (360)
<zx64> ducktape is merely a physical manifestation of regexps
#11402 (38)
<Nova> Damn that chick is so hot ill e-mail her
<Orion> Dude thats playboy.com you fool!
#11410 (324)
<+Shaym> i progress in my VC++ learning :)
<+Shaym> hey
<+GoodScrat> baby shaym
<+Shaym> my boss want to make skinnables apps
<+stereo> hehe
<+Shaym> is it hard to do it ?
<+GoodScrat> Shaym, Where did you learn engish on the back of a gum wrapper?
<+Shaym> excuse me for my poor "engish" ;)
#11415 (136)
<wolfwork> her zip drive was broken because HSE HAD NO ZIP DISK TO PUT IN IT
<NOCKY> that's just poor design, isn't it
<NOCKY> (is what the dumby guy here says whenever computers dont work for him because hes dumb)
#11416 (148)
<NOCKY> OMFG
<NOCKY> I JUST WENT TO GET THINGI PRINTED OUT
<NOCKY> AT THE COLOR PRINTER
<NOCKY> AND SOMEONE ELSE PRINTED
<NOCKY> A CHUCK E CHEESE COUPON
<NOCKY> AND BETTER YET IT WAS ALL PIXELLATED AND SHITTLY LOOKING
<wolfwork> astounding
#11418 (200)
<SirPrux> My heart bleeds a bittersweet syrup, coating my mind as one would embrace the fury of nuclear fusion with lead.
#11422 (556)
<hobophobic> cant be fucked going to the toilet
<hobophobic> i reckon i'll piss out the window
<hobophobic> brb - pissing out my window
<Mr_J_Beam_1981> lol
<hobophobic> brb - pissed on my window
<Syncope> Yeah you gotta open it first
<hobophobic> :(
#11424 (51)
<]CkB[Ireckon> OMG...I found a KrissKross/Britney Spears mix
#11427 (747)
<DannyBoy> Hey CB, do you have any old website interface templates laying around that you have no use for? =8)
<Cowboy_w3rk> er
<Cowboy_w3rk> <html><body>insert content</body></html>
<Cowboy_w3rk> there ya go
<DannyBoy> wonderful
<DannyBoy> hey, that looks like shit
#11428 (395)
<antix> i have a poem
<Lulu> share
<antix> its call "an irc life"
<antix> my bandwidth
<antix> i lag... i lag
<antix> i die....
<antix> the end
<fluxz0r> that was so touching
#11433 (164)
<EC> bikeracer doesn't understand biggles
<fet> no one does
<biggles> my hairdresser understands me
#11435 (51)
<doc> i feel no need to go to canada
<doc> if i want a taste of canada, i'll drink a canada dry
#11437 (708)
<ccc> The next time you're having a bad day, imagine  this: You're a Siamese twin.  Your brother, attached at your shoulder is gay and you're not. But you only have one ass.
#11439 (594)
<adr> if kashmir gets nuked we won't have any soft wool sweaters any more
<TS> thats cashmere you tool
#11442 (550)
<dan> what the hell is a ponzi scheme
<brian-w> where you go into a meeting with a leather jacket and go 'Aaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!'
<brian-w> and they give you money
#11444 (18)
<synk> ok
<synk> I know this is a dumb question
<synk> but how do you tell what kind of fish something is
<synk> like bass or northern and stuff
#11455 (44)
<Reipin> I do makeit quite obvious I want nothign to do with them
<Reipin> and I have had quite a few call me an asshole
<Reipin> just cause a guy is gay doesn't mean he can't fight back
#11461 (154)
<mrunix> WCOME   Ticker symbol has changed to:  WWENT
#11473 (257)
<largo`> my client thought an swf extension stood for "single white female"
#11474 (959)
<orion> hold on here
<orion> does the cube have a dvd drive?
<Amanda`> It's probably a 12x cdrom
<orion> ><
<orion> insulting the cube is like kicking me in the privates
<orion> i don't know how to eject the cdrom
<Amanda`> drag it to the trash can
<orion> strike two