#10075 (1502)
<Vic> You there X?
<X> no
<X> fuck
#10084 (317)
<X> come cover the desk so i can pizza, darrell :)
<Zero> I need to wait for the landlord's dwarves to arrive and forge a new thermostat
#10101 (-10)
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<[ED]znapz`> but..
<[ED]znapz`> I want @
<[ED]znapz`> suck cock
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#10110 (2138)
<kinijima> why do they keep programming labs so fucking cold?
<aalti> so the computers don't get over heated?
<kinijima> so what the fuck did  the people do back when there was no air conditioning?
<aalti> you're a fucking idiot.
#10116 (837)
Greg um...: west is that way.. --->
juggalett_chick: no thats north here
Greg um...: not my fault your monitor is facing the wrong way...
#10117 (363)
<Guilty> I had lilo and stitch all along
<Mass> you have it ?
<Guilty> I just didnt realize its 1 fucking CD
<Mass> ohh dood send
<var> ill pretend both of you didnt just say that
<var> and we can still be friends
#10128 (170)
<hh> have u ever fucked nickelodean gak?
<hh> i have
<hh> its awesome
<hh> i call it masturbation goo
#10131 (304)
<!5_DeR> you didnt just read what one guy on a forum said  and accepted it as truth
<NoDamage> yes i have
<NoDamage> i find the internet to be pretty reliable
#10135 (860)
<Starchild> !define PCMCIA
<CCU-Bot> DEFINING... ONE MOMENT, PLEASE
<CCU-Bot> 2 entries found for PCMCIA.
<CCU-Bot> Entry 1/2:
<CCU-Bot> PCMCIA
<CCU-Bot>  <body, standard> Personal Computer Memory Card International
<CCU-Bot>  Association. (Or People Can't Memorise Computer Industry
<CCU-Bot>  Acronyms).
<CCU-Bot> DONE - PCMCIA (Entry 1/2)
<Starchild> hey, fuck you
#10141 (49)
<Mr_CAD> let's try a different encoding..
<Mr_CAD> hehe ANSI
<Mr_CAD> !translate en_zh test
<CCU-Bot> TRANSLATING... ONE MOMENT, PLEASE
<CCU-Bot>  BABEL&nbsp;FISH&nbsp;&nbsp; The Web is full of suprises. Questions? Check out our FAQs.
<Mr_CAD> lol
<Mr_CAD> well, obviously it doesn't take ANSI :)
#10145 (35)
<luczzid> kinda funny that the corporate facist assholes at disney are using commy
software like linux.  fucking assholes
#10158 (516)
<vegetaandnappa> nothing, just pissed at my GAY mouse
<shqua> Your mouth has a sexual preference?
<shqua> Err...
<shqua> Mouse.
shqua (~shqua@net47-206.fhsu.edu) is now known as DrFreud
<DrFreud> Oh, my...
#10159 (200)
<etc> so tempting to release a product called 'nicotine' and wait for the patches.
<etc> then i would have a reason to only apply one patch a day. otherwise, i'm going against medical advise.
#10162 (390)
<Gygaxis> hitler: NO FAIR!!! ENGLANDS WALLHACKING!!!!1
#10165 (623)
BeHeMoTh101 : dude, this one time in school i was looking at this advertisement to a christian club
BeHeMoTh101 : and on the poster it said "who carries your load? jesus does."
BeHeMoTh101 : and i was like, wtf it's the scrotum
#10171 (725)
DeusXMac: sex?
themole: unzip;strip;touch;grep;grep;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;fsck;fsck;fsck;umount;sleep (Core dumped) general protection fault... core dumped.
#10185 (519)
<Mike_McCormick> how do you change your name? i tried /nick Mike but it won't work
<Mike> that's because I have that one dingleberry
#10186 (274)
]-eX-[Mad^AfK is x0z@prefers.linux.and.never.uses.progs.from.m-i-c-r-o-s-0-f-t.de * nfwuor
[]-eX-[Mad^AfK VERSION reply]: mIRC32 v6.0 + dEfCoN oNe v0.74.65 by Ecronika
#10197 (604)
<Trendarth> wb
<Yamatto> ta
<Trendarth> np
<@antix> why does everyone talk in two letters these days...
<Trendarth> dk
<Trendarth> because our society promotes slothenly behaviour
<@antix> ok
#10199 (248)
*** Vor sets mode: -b *!*f@*.ipt.aol.com
*** Vor (disposable@=Uun814-ye4.cvx1-a.lei.dial.ntli.net) Quit (nexus.ca.us.webchat.org sauron.ca.us.webchat.org)
<Yates> thats what you get for unbanning aol.
#10203 (915)
<DIguana> Canada: Home of the largest French population never to surrender to Germany.
#10204 (395)
<Mr_Grinch> i just burned my nose hair
<Mr_Grinch> by trying to smell the flame of my lighter
#10208 (202)
<lo-d0gg> man.. these quotes are funny as!
<Ho-Train> what server/channel are you on?
<lo-d0gg> uhm, no channels.. www.geekissues.org
<Ho-Train> dammit! i can't connect..
<Ho-Train> [12:03:15am] *** Connecting to geekissues.org (6667)
<Ho-Train> [12:03:24am] *** Connection attempt timed out
<Ho-Train> [12:03:27am] *** Connect retry #1 geekissues.org (6667)
<Ho-Train> [12:03:36am] *** Connection attempt timed out
#10213 (1176)
<Blaxthos> any fat bitches with inner beauty wanna chat ?
#10217 (870)
<NK|Snipe>_____/\_____\o/_____
<NK|Snipe>^Shark Attack :)