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TheGimpiestBean: i hate people....
EwwDontEatThat: heh
EwwDontEatThat: i hate penis
EwwDontEatThat: i mean people
#9683 (861)
<Brainded> can anyone help me with a ppp problem?
<mustang> you have a stutter and you're trying to urinate ?
#9684 (639)
<darw> where did they drop the hiroshima bomb?
#9900 (316)
<clemmy> DarkFader: warning! reading of this line triggers a hidden routine in your brain and you will forget some of the information stored there
<clemmy> DF: it worked, right?
<Costis> cl, ahahahahahahahaha
<DarkFader> what did work?
<clemmy> DF: I knew it would
<Costis> cl, ahahahaha! good joke :D
<DarkFader> WHAT?
#9902 (61)
<trev-> but guys, he's pushing technology to its limits. hes revolutionizing the internet as we know it
<trev-> you should all be thankful
<spoon> trev- : you fucking consultant
<spoon> stfu
#9905 (373)
<latexslut> i bet u are thinking of ur hard rod being teased my this wet slut don't u?
<Godrod> No. I am thinking of filing a restraining order against you to protect my dick from your H.I.V. shit.
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<rworks> But seriously, I wish Steve Jobs would accidentally drag himself to the trash can.
#9909 (153)
<carl> Best file compression around: 'DEL *.*' = 100% compression
#9915 (372)
<Jag> I think I'm going to print out the Kama Sutra and label it "TFM" so I can leave it laying around work.
<Jag> Not really, but it would be terribly amusing
<ender> Jag: ROFL!
* ender ponders what the lotus position has to do with X tunneling, but honestly, after reading TFM for a couple minutes, all of a sudden I don't really care about X tunneling....
<Jag> Ahh, here's the section on tunnels... oh my.....
#9920 (191)
<James> buy a Pentium 4 so you can reboot faster man.
#9921 (-20)
<Noisedragon> hey chris
<Noisedragon>      C   H   R   I   S
<Noisedragon> bind h "flickoff"
<Noisedragon> hhhhhhhh
#9923 (638)
<DrTrevorkian> i'm sick of this internet.  i'm gonna make my own.
#9928 (366)
<SlemJack> diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.
#9930 (48)
<DOGBALLZ> anyone know how to use warez
#9932 (129)
<bler> ronaldo should have been at the dentists and not at the wc final
#9936 (235)
* Beerbaron oils up the chainsaw and sharpens his axe
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#9943 (424)
<Kwyjibo> the vector keeps throwing an exception when using std::vector<Texture*>
<Kwyjibo> when i insert ()
<hanzwurst> throw it back ;)
<Kwyjibo> hey
<Kwyjibo> this would a add a new meaning to the word "class struggle" ;)
#9946 (479)
<MpTaNk> my mom was telling me to do a whole bunch of stuff at once and my first thought was to tell her to stop flooding me
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<paul> anyone know what a .ace file is
<moneo> all i know is it beats a .kng
#9952 (62)
<darklugia> ssj10trunks@msn.com what kind of internet service do you have?<misty11> internet explorer
#9953 (37)
<mode> during cyber sex you quiz your partner to see how intelligent they are
<HOTTIE_309> ok
<HOTTIE_309> quiz me
<HOTTIE_309> quiz me
#9955 (124)
<BiT`> I mastered most of ChanServ's basic commands in just two weeks
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<Pr3tent1ous> hey
<Pr3tent1ous> If I pretend I'm female
<Pr3tent1ous> can I be an opper?
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<CWO_LEADER_XPUNK> He wants to be klined, I dont wanna know if thats a sexual thing or what
#9962 (447)
(@MpTaNk) one time, I wanted to call someone and their number was on my computer, and my first reaction was to cut and paste it to the phone