#9152 (494)
<Wampa> Screw the little children of the world
<Falcon24> ok
<ROFISH> he didn't mean that literally falc
#9154 (321)
<Skitzo> fuck my image, i get off on huge horse wangs inside of human female vaginas
<Skitzo> esp when they fill with cum and it gushes out
<Skitzo> yeah
<Skitzo> bestiality :D
<Skitzo> this is what happens when you go to church as a child and attend christian private schools, folks
<Skitzo> <--------- end result
#9157 (374)
Moonli3756 :  my butt looks 100 times better than your face
Shaboobooboo :  and gets fucked over 10 million times more
#9160 (53)
(@Tu[Y]eN) Kaze: The 8ball Says: You have small penis
#9169 (897)
[Modnar] 3y3 0wnz j00
[TMBG37] n0 j00 d0n7
[Modnar] dude, i've got the inv0ice right here
#9172 (237)
<coldacid> someone poured cleaner into the toilet bowl
<coldacid> now when i piss
<coldacid> i get the smell of cleaner instead of urine
<nover> damn that has to suck
<coldacid> and the normal pee-bubbles look like cleaner bubbles
<keerus> things must be rough for ou coldacid
<coldacid> yes
<coldacid> next thing you know, i'll be bathed and wearing fresh clothing
#9178 (44)
<lovemebaybee'> hey guys asl?
<rafeil> she just wants to be loved, look at her screen name
<helminthes> so stick it to her.. a sharp knife that is
#9185 (692)
<helminthes> i had a vision today of an infomercial where someone goes, "only 29.99??!" and shoots himself
#9186 (339)
* Hawx grins and wonders if Steve Jobs has ever been called Mac Daddy :D
#9190 (570)
<heyyohey> Im having a lot of lag here. i cant answer the questions in time
<Damarr> Pressing Alt+F4 should help. It stops the client sending useless information to the server
*** heyyohey has quit IRC (Quit: Client exited.)
#9192 (161)
<les_savy_fav> all i know is mr.Ed was really a mr, because he went on to have a distinguished career as a porno actor in denmark
#9201 (209)
<[empathy-playing]> irc didnt look feasible to cave men.. we fuckin showed them didnt we?
#9204 (353)
<crushed-out-girl> lucky that my breasts are small and humble
<crushed-out-girl> so you dont confuse them with mountains
<sod-off> what does that have to do with fisting?
#9205 (481)
<[empathy]> i found out the other day that i was in the local newspaper
<[empathy]> under a title along the lines of 'new station security cameras paying off
#9209 (352)
<Disco`Stu> fat girls need loving too
<kodos> someone has to take one for the team
<kodos> i vote its luke
<lukeiyo-e> damn you fuckers
<lukeiyo-e> alright.. someone pass me a torch
#9214 (691)
<lukeiyo-e> my housemate alex used to deliver drugs on his bike
<lukeiyo-e> .. from a chemist he says
<kodos> speed on a bike
<lukeiyo-e> peddling crack
#9218 (216)
<FatherShark> Does anyone know how to make real Sangria?
<[empathy]> blood of retards
<FatherShark> okay, find me a vein empathy.
#9220 (41)
<jre> A WHORE WAS HAVING A LIQUIDATION SALE
#9222 (499)
<Al> vasectomy is a foolish barbarism
<Al> it would be completely unnecessary is men weren't so stupid to keep having sex with women
<jre|away> It's not that.  The odd sperm cell can cling to air particles and accidentally get sucked into a passing vagina
<Vodex> like an extraction fan but in reverse
<Al> damn those vaginas, is there no depravity they will not commit
#9227 (416)
<DJ> apparently, a friend of mine has split with his g/f "for a couple of mouths"
<DJ> im assuming thats a typo
#9231 (138)
<louis> just by me being near him he nearly burst his vasectomy stitches
#9232 (630)
<blaky> be back, gotta clean a fan
<chomp> did shit hit it?
#9237 (450)
<jixn|breakfast> BRB: Going to Europe.
#9239 (550)
<oneiros> Damn it.
<oneiros> I do not understand this.
<Kyle> Uh oh.
<jwbozzy> ...
<Kyle> Oneiros is reading "The Roly Poly Puppy" again.
#9241 (448)
<@SwiftEdge> when i get my new comp I can play network games
<@SwiftEdge> but seeing as i have no friends i will have to run fast back and forth between the two