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(62)<Yurmaster> I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock. #8782
(744)<maywood> Has a PC ever been known to start mysteriously working after it was thrown out a window? <kevin> Nope, I've never known throwing a PC out the window to help. However, what I did find while I was working at my last job was that intimidation *does* work. When I was having a particularly bad day, I used to take some old equipment that we wouldn't have been able to sell outside, and go Office Space on it. Then, I'd bring the carcass inside, and leave it in plain view, to serve as a warning for the other computers. It worked remarkably well. #8784
(309)<blazed> yeah, what do you guys do when nobody is watching you? <PMonk> roll my boogers into a ball and play with them, measure my dick with a tape ruler, chew my toenails.. <princealbert> try to suck my dick.. im making progress <heurist> clamp the area between my asshole and testicles with my fingers, the 'taint' as its often called, then i jerk off.. when im about to ejaculate, i can delay it for like 10 secs, then it flies across the room. #8789
(631)<Stain> when i was 8 i still thought girls were the enemy. Now, 12 years later, i'm fucking one. <HailBrak> stain: an 8 year old girl? <Idioteq> WITH A KNIFE #8799
(32)<Adrxelna> Besides, I can't go directly to sleep after playing a game. My heart beat goes WAY up when playing AO or AC or DAoC or EQ #8800
(268)<happy> i have problems cooking on the stove, because i run into my room to chat on irc or somehting, and it catches fire #8801
(252)<cognac> i've discovered some serious design flaws regarding the human body! <cognac> you see, we got two or more of almost all body parts.. <cognac> like ears, eyes, arms, legs, fingers, toes ++ <cognac> however, for the things that we REALLY like to do, like eating and fucking, we're only equipped with one tool <cognac> or perhaps my discovery is just the answer to why we like oral sex and why "american pie" was made? #8805
(390)<HailBrak> "Oh shit! I got the shoe! I'm so invincible! Oh! Eat it, you bitch! You don't understand! I got the damn SHOE! It's the shoe! And look at how cute I am with my stupid plumber head poking out of the wind up sock! I am the cutest invincible shoe rider ever! Mario! Mario! He's in the ULTRA green SHOOEEE!" #8806
(366)<moira> MY TEETH AR NUMB I BET I COULD BITE THROUH A CAR #8807
(202)[Chocolate_Jihad] ahh depth perception she is harsh mistress [Chocolate_Jihad] so much good but at such a great cost [Darkure] you mean to your dignity? [Chocolate_Jihad] unfortunately #8809
(156)<moira> Ibet I could play my lungs like a harp if they weren't stuck insdie my body #8810
(33)<Sarkazein> i was STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN drunk <Sarkazein> and she wanted me to rub her clit <Sarkazein> talk about fucking effort <Sarkazein> i was ready to pass out <Stu_pid> from rubbing her clit? #8812
(345)<+Sheri> *gasp* I neverrrrrr <@LabMonkey> the fuck you didn't, I videotaped that shit #8814
(12987)<Night-hen-gayle> I gotta go. There's a dude next to me and he's watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you. #8820
(219)<OhioJoe> Steempy, you mentioend an automatic swich box.. I have a chrome box that has a switch on it too, with coax connecters on eitehr side, with a switch on it.. that is a manual switch box? <God-Zilla> nah, thats a prostate stimulator <neogeoMAN> I have one of those wired to my tinfoil hat. <neogeoMAN> I can switch the aliens on or off. #8822
(190)<bytraper> im like midas... everything I touch turns to shit #8824
(50)<person> jezabel's perrrty hot.. <Coolblunt> the reason obsie hates jez so much is cuz i think ralph said she was hot :) <steebis> obsie is a tubby bitch too <steebis> its called jealousy <Coolblunt> in baseball terms if jezebel is home plate obsie is out in the parking lot somewhere #8825
(219)*dpk* man, i need to start taking cocaine. *dpk* i keep getting winded waling up stairs *necroid* you should just start smoking *necroid* it'll make it worse, but at least you'll have an excuse #8829
(1043)<TheTheory> I only have two exams left this semester <TheTheory> Math (easy) and English (WERY easy) #8830
(961)<pr0k> I could do it when I was like 15, however, the pleasurable sensation of having a mouth on my penis was completely cancalled out by the sensation of having a penis in my mouth. #8832
(456)mike > What do they send you if you send those penis enlargement companies some money? mike > "No pill, no pumps. Simple exercises you can do at home.". I have a feeling I am probably already doing whatever it is. #8834
(75)mike_afe > I just watched Wild Wild West. What a turkey. I chose it over The Water Boy and The Thin Red Line. What a dick. This reminds me of the time that Moretom came back from the shop with an Atari ST under his arm... #8835
(266)mike_afe > [John's dad is sick of waiting. His son has been in 'that bloody bathroom' for nearly two hours. Finally, his temper snaps; he kicks down the door to discover his son knealing infront of the 68000 data manual.] mike_afe > "Ah! Shut the door dad!" #8836
(86)<D1> can't touch this. <var> thats because were not gay and have no desire to d1 #8837
(102)<Ez> School books are fun to sell. <Ez> and will be forever <Vazagi> Isn't sort of like selling crack? Rots the mind and so on...