#8738 (1585)
<AndrewB> I've played the Expansion Pack for about an hour and a half, and I'm already boAGH GET AWAY FROM ME YOU MOTH
#8741 (339)
<Doomaholic> my pad fell off, and i can play in an octave thats not supposted to exist
#8743 (227)
<Linguica> heh
<Quasar`> bone thugs called the street they lived on the Double Glock because its East 99th
<Linguica> has anyone noticed that quasar almost never talks about bone thugsFUCK
#8745 (292)
<fraggle> when i typed lesbian i almost typed debian
#8748 (1193)
<Bayls> I'm downloading "two girls in the woods stop to kiss and piss.mpg".
<Bayls> And it turns out it's an mpg of two chicks in thw woods who stop to kiss, and then piss.
<Bayls> Dunno what I was expecting.
#8750 (464)
<mantra> the other guitarist in my band owns my soul
<mantra> i sold it to him in third grade for a peanut butter cup
<mantra> he still has the little yellow paper
#8751 (481)
* Toke_ waits for pills to kick in
<Linguica> toke have you been toking
* Toke_ wonders why his desk is sticky
<Linguica> toke have you been stroking
#8752 (449)
<Linguica> do you even know what facetious means
<pickle_hammer> yeah I am facetious
<pickle_hammer> all the way
<pickle_hammer> I go to facetious parades and stuff
#8753 (330)
<Mat> what's a mac sysadmin?
<Ryk> bru's a mac sysadmin.
<Bru> someone who can remove shrinkwrap from macromedia and adobe packages and knows the difference between appleshare and appletalk
#8755 (1062)
<radead> (number of slashdot posts x ultima online character level)^(number of dime sized zits on face)/(girlfriends had before + 1) = sizeOf(nerd)
<radead> girlfriends had before + 1 so we don't get a divide by zero error
#8756 (200)
<arioch> deathwarrior: you have guests over how do they feel about you masturbating in front of your computer?
<deathwarrior> umm
<deathwarrior> they like it
#8757 (553)
<Kurt> Good day prospective employer, I am both smarter than a hatful of periwinkles and prettier than two bags of smashed assholes.  Fail to employ me at your own risk.
#8758 (39)
<tom_> do you agree that PI > 3
<buz-> no
#8759 (347)
<jamesm> is it worth going to see Moulin Rouge?
<Tippytoes> dont be a fag
<MMouse> i saw it twice. it was excellent
<Tippytoes> i rest my case.
#8761 (405)
<jamesm> good porn would be a chick taking it up the arse while configuring a dns server
<jamesm> the guy could do a zone transfer to her secondary
<jamesm> if you know what i mean
#8762 (110)
<Afterglow> tom what's the wallop command for mirc? you know?
<relapse> slash onotice i am gay
#8764 (81)
<Finno> Elton Johns tribute toJohn Denver, he reworded Johns Classic, Annies song - "You Fill Up My Cessna"
#8765 (260)
<Bru> marriage is just a cover for individualised prostitution
#8766 (208)
<Ryk> one of my favourite passtimes spotting boobjob scars.
<Ryk> nothing sexual about it. just like to beat the airbrush.
#8767 (213)
<undrewb> I keep telling you, you can come work for me
<MMouse> what would i be doing?
<Tippytoes> cleaning his house
<undrewb> delphi programming :)
<MMouse> urgh
<MMouse> would i have to learn delphi?
#8768 (7)
<wokness|homework> Without the powers of Vi ---> (Me: "Cute girl with you go out with me?" Her: "No.")
<wokness|homework> With the powers of Vi ---> (Me: Cute girl will you go out with me?!" Her: "Yes.")
#8769 (239)
<Mat> all chicks are whores, they just charge differently
<Tippytoes> mat do you have a girlfriend?
<Mat> what do you think ;)
<NuTCAsE> i havn't heard him use the word bitch recently
<NuTCAsE> so i'm going with "no"
#8771 (342)
<bishun> dont get fresh with me
<hydro-> but i'm using the all new summers eve douche
<hydro-> it says i can be fresh whenever i want
#8774 (30)
<Ryk> the world would be a lot better place if more chicks were giving up the buttpussy.
#8775 (190)
<GC> i bought new disposable razors
<GC> they have two blades each
<GC> i am astounded
<xen`> my mach 3 has 3 blades
<GC> and it costs more
<xen`> meh, it works good
<xen`> i can shave my asshair and my face and not have to go through 5 razors