#8613 (44)
<zealot_> man, if aids made you not want to masterbate, it would be the most
awful disease ever
#8614 (140)
<shwartz> anyone know about text interface ftp browsers?
<inflex> "text interface ftp browsers"
<inflex> are you referring to ftp(1)?
<Deviate> Like the kind where you have to do all that typing?!
<Deviate> Those are so 80's!
#8617 (228)
<inflex> the best way would be to be a lesbian stuck in a chicks body
<inflex> that way when you couldn't get any, you would still enjoy fucking
yourself
<inflex> wheras whenever i want to fuck myself i've gotta touch some dick
<inflex> and any situation where i have to touch a dick is undesirable
#8618 (967)
<Inflex> Oh my lord
<Inflex> This is so wierd.
<Inflex> In fact, it's wack.
<Noonan> what is
<Inflex> Non engineering classes.
<Inflex> They're like 40% chicks.
<Noonan> heheh
<Noonan> sometimes more
<Inflex> It's so fucked up.
<Inflex> When I walked in, I thought I was in a bar.
<Noonan> hahah
<Noonan> Welcome to the real world
<Inflex> This new world scares me.
#8620 (623)
<Cyride> the other day i was in the mall with my wife and we pass by a pictuer of two girls that are in the playboy bunny
suits and my wife says i bet you wished i look like that... what is someone supposed to say to that? is "duh" the
proper response to that?
#8628 (127)
<FactsOfLife> wasn't linux a peanuts character?
<FactsOfLife> yeah linux, the kid who carried a blankie to keep the bad guys away...
<FactsOfLife> yeah yeah, linux, short kid, charlie brown's friend...
#8632 (118)
<@Lum_> 128 mb is enough
<@Lum_> it's fucking enough for microsoft dev studio
<@da_slog> NO IT ISNT STFU NEWB
<@Lum_> I think it's enough for my TANK GAME
#8634 (81)
<gord> i dont like you
<gord> and if i met your mom i probly woudlnt like her either
#8636 (294)
<teste_fly> i talk shit, and none of it's true and i'm a skinny pussy who wouldn't harm a turd
<teste_fly> but i will give it a stern talking to
#8637 (1448)
<NiTro> i gonna go test for hiv
<NiTro> bbl
<Impolite> think positive
#8643 (153)
<mewse> we all gotta satisfy our irc addiction in one way or another
<mewse> if that means using aol, so be it
#8644 (266)
<Wehrwolf> From CNN: "Sci Tech / Featured Sections : Is VHS obsolete?"
<SD-Crono> this is a followup to thier Future of Gaming E3 2002 report with a Dreamcast picture ... nice ^^
<Wehrwolf> Maybe their sci-tech guy is some 90 year old who lives in the woods
#8645 (422)
<dr_rotcod> if my computer were human it'd be a limbless retard
#8647 (241)
<helminthes> I WAS RUDELY AWAKENED
<helminthes> the pest control people showed up
<helminthes> and obviously this guy had a sense of humor and sprayed by face with pesticide
<helminthes> oh he's so funny
<helminthes> i'm never sleeping in the den again
#8648 (259)
<hakan> i asked this hot girl out, she said she just wanted to be pen pals
<hakan> and she dropped our class
<dr_rotcod> haha
<hakan> is that a good thing?
#8649 (58)
<snoggerT11> fuck you
<helminthes> obvious immature retort:
<helminthes> "OH I JUST LOOOVE WHEN YOU TALK DIRTY"
#8650 (53)
<gallagher> why the fuck do my fingers smell like something i have never smelled before
<gallagher> and it smells horrible
#8653 (490)
(ยจ) signoff/#housemartin.. erandus (Quit: If a guy builds 1000 bridges,
and sucks one cock, he isn't a bridge builder. He's a cock sucker.)
#8655 (38)
<Roga> wats the dirtiest thing clare has sed to u while ur goin at it?
<grinners> dunno jake... can i shit on your face maybe?
<grinners> she a nice girl
<joker2> "got a hand free? 'cause i forgot to wipe"
#8656 (31)
<Pottsy> http://www.consumer.att.com/dsl/promotion/assets/images/headers/hdr_landing2.jpg <- heh
<JtHM> whats funny about that jpg?
<Pottsy> look at what hes pointing at
<JtHM> ah
<JtHM> yes well.. kids are 'tards
<JtHM> as are people who make webheaders for large corporations it seems
#8658 (253)
<imsuxok> Maybe there'll be some breakthrough in internet technology
<imsuxok> I hear the powerline stuff is close to being released commercially
<imsuxok> I'm just worried that it'll overload the outlets in my old house. I don't feel like burning to death just so I can download porn faster.
#8659 (23)
<cryt> germans can't speak straight.
<tyree> cryt, ever been over here?
<cryt> unfortunately.
<cryt> found meself shitting on the park benches. no public toilets.
<cryt> "YOU THERE, STOP! I NEED TO USE YOUR SHIRT TO WIPE ME BUM!"
#8660 (231)
<CactusJac> masturbating is like pringles
<ori0n> once you pop, you can't stop!
#8662 (898)
<iggypop> i told my gf some shit when i was drunk, and now she's like "you weren't just saying that because you were drunk, were you?"
<iggypop> and i don't have a fucking clue what i said
#8663 (55)
<Renegad3> Cannibal Corpse is good just cause of the lyrics
<Renegad3> i cut her from her neck down to her anus. then i cut out her vagina. then i ate it. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA