#8555 (206)
<Gabealicious> Will you please yank all these goddamned hairs from my nose???
<JungleMason> You need to go to Sharper Image or something and get a fancy nose-hair cutting gizmo.
<Gabealicious> I think so.
<JungleMason> Make sure you read the warning label though: "Not safe for most rectums."
<Gabealicious> It's a bit late for that.
#8560 (299)
<@xpro> sweet, just found 13$ in some dirty pants
<@pimp> who was wearing them?
#8562 (509)
<Minstrel> OMG!
<Minstrel> OMG!
<Minstrel> OMG!
<Minstrel> Tornado!
<Guantlet> better get to the basement mins
<Minstrel> bbl, Ima go get stoned and go outside.
#8565 (1068)
<TF_Baxter> fucking plug and play my ass
#8569 (110)
<BJKlein> so you download opera and use bsd on that?
#8571 (268)
## baguette is away since Mon Sep 10 12:31:41 2001 -- fuck
<screampuff>  gee, that's not a bad reason to be away...
#8573 (255)
<baguette> dude, my grandmother's sexier than your grandmother
#8576 (594)
<baguette> hey, anyone know how to find a hamster?
<is> set a cat loose
<is> the location of the hamster and the location of the cat will converge quickly
<is> though it may be difficult to separate them again...
#8577 (35)
<sugar> nm, i cant reason with yall. but im right
<sprinkles> s/right/wrong/
#8578 (202)
<cheesecake> differential equations sedate me.
<kg> strange... i usually get turned on by differential equations..
#8583 (929)
<sugar> if superman and batman got into a fight, who would win?
<muffins> well, superman wears his undies on the outside...batman wears his on his head
<muffins> tough call
#8586 (365)
<rg> my f key got fucked once
<rg> i tried to tell people to use the shift key and all hell broke loose
#8588 (356)
<baguette> and it's a pain in the ass
<baguette> guys, that is
<waffles> You're probably doing it wrong then....
#8590 (203)
<mrempire> humm
<mrempire> -7% burning an iso here
<mathew2> now we know why you work for PC World.
#8592 (128)
<halos> i went to lunch with a couple co-workers and before we left they both
+went to the bathroom
<halos> when they came back out I asked, "Who won?"
#8593 (115)
(nathan) weird.  my dsl works better as long as i'm constantly pinging the server
(nathan) as soon as i stop pinging one direction or the other, it blocks up
(nathan) like a bad bowel movement
#8595 (33)
<vkeks05> you blow
<pies> rather in than out
<vkeks05> you'd rather stick a dick in your ass?
#8598 (19)
<[T]ANGo> I fear that Tech Knight would not pass through a metal detector unnoticed.
<Crashie_> and he has no hobbies :)
<Filly-O-F> apart from masturbating furiously into fistfuls of his own feces
#8600 (20)
<Wickedstar> so i saw bastard mcfuckhead today
<Wickedstar> i decided it wasn't really worth getting into it
<Wickedstar> and it will make it so much better when she eats his soul
<Wickedstar> on that note, i have to go eat dinner
#8603 (-67)
<sleepswithangels> quiet in here
<sleepswithangels> HII!!!
<sleepswithangels> oh fuck this
#8604 (350)
<Atg[M]> Their latest album was going to be called " You are gay" and the cover was going to be a mirror.
#8605 (103)
<Primal[Djedi]> rent: am i in rnd1...my wife wants to know NOW
<tiepilot> I told you Primal, you should fuck the wife inbetween rounds
#8606 (134)
<Meridian`> Fancy is going to find me and rape my sister.
<Meridian`> And I will be like "be quiet, I'm playing tf."
#8610 (304)
<Xmit> And I wont be on irc ever again
<coaxial> Why not?!
<Xmit> Because it is a waste of time
<Xmit> I am declaring that I will never waste time like this again
<coaxial> but we lub u
<Xmit> I hate you you stupid bitch
#8612 (130)
<zealot_> gopher is the protocol of the future