#8016 (311)
<Pi> GMT is the best
<Pi> coslike
<Pi> everyone else is wrong
#8017 (231)
<Antarius> Say 'silk' 5 times, now spell 'silk': What do cows Drink?
<kruqnut> milk?
#8018 (391)
<syncretic> whats the best program for capping tv
<JtHM> Handgun v2.4b
#8023 (5)
<kt> i need a job, badly.
<kt> maybe i should hang out with some black people
<kt> i mean go to the unemployment office.
#8024 (135)
<Antarius> Are you a dork if you can read digdug.cx/quotes and recognize people regularly?
#8025 (64)
<steveac> tough to do when you type with 1 finger on the keyboard and yoyur dick in your other hand
#8031 (233)
<iggypop> licking my own sweaty balls > quicktime
#8032 (38)
<Empathy> I wanna crap, but my mother's in bed and dropping logs'd wake her up
#8042 (67)
<cryterion> have you ever noticed that if you stretch your nutsack out, it looks like silk?
#8046 (40)
<norab> id fuck your leg to cryt but i havent read how to do actions yet
#8050 (153)
<sammy1812> try puting cocaine on a bullet and shoting yourself in the head, the ultimate high i tell you
#8051 (236)
<Opio-> theres a mexican restaurant around here.. after you're done eating they give you mints that are called "Spi C mints"
#8052 (31)
<CactusJac> The only good thing the French gave the world was syphilis.
#8055 (58)
<synnur> i think the koreans are on pcp
<synnur> they run at the end of games like it's the begining
<synnur> unlike the chinese, they don't use msg
<synnur> they use pcp
<[LW]Scoundrel> wc3 is better than pcp
#8056 (149)
<evilbob> then you must not be gay!
<evilbob> because if you were, you'd be all over my ass like butter over hot rolls.
<McGrue> Is your ass *that* hot?
<evilbob> no, but it has its own atmosphere.
#8057 (553)
<Esk> Quit XP bashing! It's a better OS than you'll ever make! :D
<evilbob> I doubt I could construct a gremlin, but I'm not about to start driving one.
#8058 (164)
<Praetor> bob: even so, if I don't have to write it and it works then what the hell do I care?
<evilbob> you care because I opened my mouth and talked to you, bitch. and I didn't even get a thank you.
#8059 (693)
<Electroly> kurros has a l33t ass projector, I saw a picture of it just once
and I've been drooling ever since
<T-ball> nice...
<T-ball> I don't have room for a projector... :/
<Brazilian> I have a monkey who draws on my wall really fast
#8060 (205)
<Floach> It's pretty well known that your brain continues to function for quite a bit after decapitation
<Bitstorm> the mame board is proof of that
#8063 (60)
<HotelManager> plz com in avatar
<Avatar> no
<HotelManager> fine then youtr baned but when you want to get on the channell come and get me and i will unban you
#8064 (99)
<Embercide> i'm just waiting to hear someone say "omg minkus was trying to chat this chick up at a party and he told her that he's a GM Sexpert"
<minkus> Embercide i don't think so :) i'd be more witty and go "I have GM animal Taming and I allways wanted a babe like you"
#8065 (937)
<biatch> who the hell are you gnostic
<gnostic> i am your god damn nemesis
<gnostic> any other questions?
<Madeleine> what are you wearing?
#8066 (154)
<ItaLiaNStaLLioN> hey i deleted internet explorer by accident and now i need a browser asap, could some1 send me it plz
#8067 (319)
<Embercide> i was doing 3 things at once, went to take the smoke out and it must have stuck to my lip and flipped up
<Embercide> i must have just closed my eye in time cause the eye itself isnt damaged
<Avatar> who'd've thought a cigarette could be so dangerous?
<Scourge> Not only do they cause numerous cancers and other lung problems but they can also burn your eyes.
#8069 (985)
<FaNtAcIgYrL> ello
<jeff> Do you realise that you have spelt both the words "fantasy" and "girl" incorrectly ? By doing this, are you displaying a vain attempt at what some may refer to as "coolness" ? Or is it that you can not spell ? If the former, I suggest you rethink your stance on social status and its implications. The later, perhaps you should start attending school.