#6782 (235)
<^o-o^> the development version of Xemacs has a warning file in it
<^o-o^> "People with epilepsy, persons with a history of heart problems and users of Viagra should not use this version of Xemacs"
<drwiii> i bet bob dole is sitting home pissed because he can't use that version of Xemacs
#6784 (59)
<DeLorean> fuckin' idiot.
<DeLorean> My boss has me checking his AOL mail ever 30 fuckin' seconds.
<DeLorean> I hate when he's in the office.
<DeLorean> He's never here.
<DeLorean> He's here maybe one day a month.
<`Sean> DeL:  Hey, those life and death decisions are made on AOL!
#6785 (211)
<LordSuggs> and i got a new 19" monitor at work
<DeLorean> I can just imagine THAT interview; "...and how big was the monitor at your last job?"
<LordSuggs> heh
<LordSuggs> well my monitor isnt the only thing about me thats massive ;)
<DeLorean> heh
<DeLorean> ego
#6786 (435)
<nwa_> someone sniff me and send me a copy of all the info you collect, i am most interested
<beeMind> nwa_: I've been sniffing you and I have some info. You smell funny.
#6788 (696)
<drdink> hey
<drdink> who's good at graphics and logos and crap?
<xanatos> drdink; I'm pretty good at crap (I make my own)
#6789 (330)
<astyanax>  /topic Yes, slashdot is down, please remain seated and oxygen masks will drop frmo the overhead compartment
#6791 (391)
<Kelly> i know a guy who was so facinated w/ tits he take two condoms, fills them w/ water, ties them together, slings them over his shoulders and wears them in a bra
<crazym> Kelly: you need to get out less.
<Kelly> heh!
#6794 (243)
<shawn> refurbished is when something is defective and the manufacturer finds it to be a simple repair and then resells them to cheap bastards like myself
#6797 (349)
<drdink> WaL-_-MarT: I used to know how to do an overhead page in your store
<WaL-_-MarT> cool, drdink..
<drdink> actually what you do
<drdink> is you take walmart's employee phone off the pole
<drdink> and go get a portable phone from the electronics department
<drdink> and plug it in to the pole
<drdink> and you can walk around the store
<drdink> and they can't catch you
<drdink> just don't leave, or its stealing
#6798 (301)
<bos> whats that goatse  website again ? I need it
#6800 (322)
<fuckin`eh> If you think your cool CLICK HERE!
<JtHM> fuckin`eh: nothing happened when I clicked :(
#6802 (262)
<YyzKnicks> what is anal sex anyway, when you think about it too much and get neurotic?   Ohh, you mean butt sex
#6803 (534)
<drdink> what are c31487-a and cc31487-a?
<drwiii> they are numbers, accompanied by letters and dashes.
#6804 (135)
<justin> i had a guy claim sending ctcp fuckyou's was a DOS attack and try to get my account deleted
<justin> 'cain' on efnet.. fuckwit
<cafuego> '*!*@*' on efnet.. fuckwit
#6810 (22)
<Funicide> oh oui oui merci oui oh oui merci
<Funicide> awwwww oui
<Unill> french?
<Funicide> thats the sound of 2 gay dude humping in paris
#6812 (863)
(user1) whio'
(user1) is awke?!?2
(user1) aggha
(user1) aned to think i oepratd a motr vejcal
#6824 (6114)
<@Logan> I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident.
<@Logan> I was thinking "What the hell is this guy doing?"
#6828 (684)
<tweet> does n e one else's gf ever told them they wanna fuck you with a strapon?
<Nekorin> Good news, Tweet, you have a girlfriend.
<Nekorin> Bad news, she's thinks you're gay.
#6833 (236)
* Logan learns how to say no to requests of programming assistance.
<loop> uh oh
<loop> that sounds bad for everybody like me
#6834 (290)
<angst> someone off campus was looking at my penis.
<angst> i think i spend too much time analyzing people's actions in my webserver's logs
#6836 (500)
<angst> i want a relationship with more depth.
<angst> and no, i don't mean a deeper asshole.
<angst> i mean someone who can deep-throat.
#6838 (304)
<q[torg]> joel is a cox high speed member.
<bliant> so he gets high speed cox?
<japov> nah it's my uncles high speed cox
#6842 (103)
<{Work}Logan> It feels like quitting time, and one should trust one's feelings.
#6843 (273)
<Logan> What kind of router takes 30 minutes to "cycle."
<glasnost> i think we all know the answer to that
<Logan> I don't think they're using an NT box for routing.
#6848 (799)
<Iggz> i had a touching experience on the subway today
<Iggz> i sat beside a priest
<spoon> kinky
<Iggz> ......