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(405)<@helloraj> if ya rape a positute would u get arrested for stealing? #6747
(120)<jc> I want photos! <succubus> jc, i want doesnt get <jc> I want photos PLEASE! #6748
(526)<josh> usually when guys shoow me their penises I try and fondle them <penney> whoa josh <penney> are you gay? <josh> no, I'm just friendly #6749
(250)<josh> I was on this conf one time and they were doing 3way calling to prank call grocery stores, and this chick would ask if they had keilbasa, then ask if it would be good for 'experimenting" with <josh> this one guy was like "yeah, it'd work good for that" #6751
(1070)<ding0> ahahahahaahahahahah i was just taking a huge piss and my mom says from behind me "wow jack! your getting big", i was like, OH MY GOD wtf, and then i finished and turned around and she was looking at the size on my shoes, whew!! #6753
(171)<CyberPunkWanabe> I broke my new stereo that I got after christmas cause I broke the one I got for christmas.. <CyberPunkWanabe> I shouldnt be allowed within 10 ft of electronics #6754
(553)<newkid99> Whats everyone reading today <Wed> The screen #6755
(579)<ODD> optimism is having a ups on a win95 box #6756
(299)* compupc1 really wants a new version of something <compupc1> anything...i just feel like upgrading <PetrDoubt> /dcc send compupc1 trojan4b38.tgz #6757
(471)<Belhade> my gf wanted to use Saran Wrap one night when we didn't have anything else <Belhade> I was like, uhm, no, it's a dick, not a turkey sandwich <Dipstick`> it's beef... but not that kind of beef <Belhade> caucasian...the other white meat #6758
(296)<Kilroy`> I had this blind date, her name was :. .:. : ... .:: - <Kilroy`> well, all I saw was the top of her head <Kilroy`> I wonder if I'll recognize her if I meet her again <Kilroy`> ..... <dh> Kilroy`: I guess you'll just have to make every chick you meat give you head <dh> err meet <dh> but then, meat works too #6759
(319)<Superf0Rk> you're cute.. i'd do you :D <Superf0Rk> i'd do my bed if it had a hole in it too but anyways.. #6761
(216)<Domino> what are you doing? <Elenkis> eating and drinking and being merry <Elenkis> well, eating and dirnking anyway <Elenkis> dirnking <Elenkis> ... <Elenkis> drinking <Elenkis> and typing too fast #6762
(401)<Elementl1> In all seriousness, I am currently looking for some warez at the moment. <Elementl1> I would like a Vigilante 8 ROM for the Nintendo 64. <Mulet> I'm usually not here this early. do we have an AOL hour? #6764
(328)<dbaker> pine4 came out recently, by the way. <dbaker> A customer called me a "fucking unix admin nazi" for not having pine4 installed the day it came out... :) #6766
(190)<Hickboy> i gotta piddle <Hickboy> doh did i say that out loud <wolvie> yes, now run to the little boy's room before anybody notices #6770
(326)<Romhog> anyone know what an (edict 75) repeating error is in 3wctf? <Superf0Rk> Romhog- yes <Superf0Rk> Romhog- but i'm not telling you <Superf0Rk> Romhog- until you comment on my nipples <Romhog> they look like little stereo knobs ;o #6771
(210)* Fox-20 is down with gcc (yeah you know me) #6773
(199)<jabroni77> ANY FEMALES NOT BLOND 120 POUNDS AND MODEL LIKE??? ON THE NET? #6774
(97)<didas> ok when anyone sees nirvanas_owner i need them to tel me to mail me <AnnoyN_Princess> u want him to tell u to mail urself? #6775
(707)<RadiX> I had a thought <Isando> Wow it must have come as a surprise to you. <RadiX> at first I thought it was a headache.. I wasn't sure what it was. #6777
(841)<FindUrFire> how old are you rad,alone? <SUPER--RAD> i'm 22 years old alone & with others i'm still 22 #6778
(343)<Dr-Arcane> so the profile is black trenchcoa wearing doom players who listen to industrial and make explosives.. Well.. looks like we should just start arresting CS students randomly #6780
(228)<DaScott> I want to be in the @home commercials, when they interview the dorks that use it "I can sure download a ton of porn!" #6781
(505)<^o-o^> somebody told me once never to use the words "I", "myself" or "me" in a resume <^o-o^> anybody here follow this rule ? <DeLorean> No. <DeLorean> It sounds wishy-washy. <cafuego> I myself have never applied that rule to me.