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<NtG> people beta test a MS product every time they boot windows
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<NtG> I have my gynecologist on speed dial
#308 (220)
<`Kathy`> i want to go on rikki lake
<`Kathy`> but i need to become black first :(
#310 (114)
<Cold2> hey do you have dragonball xxx pics?
#311 (696)
<Raider^> Hey there, i got this new version of mirc, i should be in invisible mode, if anyone can see my sentance please reply.
#312 (2153)
<Tux> gimme a P, gimme an A, gimme a N, gimme an I, gimme a T, gimme an E, gimme an S! Whats that spell?
<Tux> PANTIES!
<Tux> er
<Tux> not really
<Tux> but it was close!
#313 (489)
<slutknght> has anyone registered microsoft.org or .net?
#314 (526)
<WhiteAWAY> someone told me trance music makes you sterile
#315 (1007)
<rick^> guys does anyone know what runs on TCP 31337? - something is listening there
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<DumbBitch> AND
<DumbBitch> wtf am i not quoted on the quotes?
<DumbBitch> i have to be one of the most funniest ppl in this channel :/
#317 (814)
<Megumi> hahaha ASL nate :P
<NtG> yourage + 1/if you = female { me = male } else { me = female }/surrey
#318 (780)
<mooner> some guy is having sex in the cubicle next to mine.
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<Garr|ncha> metallica is a terrible mix of heavy metal and country
#321 (468)
<tch0rt> i dunno, at this point i know i cant go with balls any bigger
<tch0rt> the balls i have now are plenty big for my mouth
#322 (490)
<sean> Stop adding 2+2! it has taken me five years to develop 2+2, and you "geeks and hackers" are destroying my work!
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<anihil8r> hmm.. when you were in school did they ever say that you were special?
#325 (732)
*** Signoff: meredith- (Random number generation is too important to be left to chance)
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[CaptHowdy] [~] $ touch /dev/genitalia
[CaptHowdy] touch: /dev/genitalia: Permission denied
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<persia> my favorite country song is "i fucked my horse on a sunday morning"
<migg> my fave country song is "Its midnight in montana, and i cant get my dick out of this cow"
*** You were kicked by sandk1ng (i like the song "i kicked my friend for makin fun of music i listen to")
#328 (618)
<Helpful-> [Akashra] I have a dream: 2199023255552 bytes free.
#331 (630)
<Dipstick> I saw my Univ. Physics prof. at anime club : |
<Dipstick> and he has a Card Captor Sakura wallscroll in his office (that's pretty damn fruity)
<guDgiD> Dipstick: BLACKMAIL
<Dipstick> NO!
<Dipstick> actually, there's a no hentai policy there :
#332 (161)
<Ash> I pay rent by playing the 'bottom' in sexual acts centering mostly around the anus.
<Ash> You've solved the mystery!
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<TknoMncr> defunkt: if there's 1 thing I can't stand...
<TknoMncr> it's someone thinkin they're cool bringing a kid onto irc
<TknoMncr> I swear
<TknoMncr> if I find someone doing it
<TknoMncr> I will get em reported for child abuse
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<Dert> i would much rather have a big thick detailed atlas of mars than a pair of breasts for one evening
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<nullgod> I'm not quite sure who slack is for, it's harder then REdHat, so it's not for newbies, it's less secure then FreeBSD so it's not for experts, and it's not pretty so it's not for desktops.
<DigDug> slack is for linux zealots :-D