<tubs> lol k
<karlmex> Anyway, upon arrival at the hotel, surprise suprise they find their friend standing in the lobby, dazed and staring at the ceiling muttering to himself. Understandably they were all pissed off with him for making them worry and bringing their trip down as a result of their half assed search. However all the friend can reply with is this fucking town is full of gremlins! They tried to calm him down and tell him that it was the acid making him hallucinate, to which he replied I knew youd say that so I captured one and locked it in the bathroom
<tubs> lol?
<karlmex> as youd expect they thought he was losing the plot, but he insisted they come to his room and look for themselves. So, they head to the room, and sure enough, the bathroom door is baracaded shut with chairs, lamps, mattress and the bed they're getting a little worried now, so they cautiously move the furniture away and inch the door open
<tubs> and??
<karlmex> ...Laying on the floor is a 10 year old kid with Down syndrome grinning ear to ear.
<tubs> lol dude that's fucked up
<karlmex> The mate had come across one of those outing groups or retarded kids - freaked out, balled up one of those poor little bastards carried him back to the room and locked him in the bathroom for proof
<tubs> lol god man
<karlmex> anyway, luckily the kid had one of those ID cards saying hi my name is Ted, I live at blah blah lol so yea, took the poor kid to the lobby, called the cops and did a runner before they arrived lol.