<SpaceCow> how else do you think they invented jews?
<Volt9000> Jews aren't INVENTED
<Volt9000> jews are GROWN
<Volt9000> you plant a Jew Seed (2 ounces of foreskin) and it grows into a Jew Tree
<RollingBrass> the way you can tell that they are ripe is that the nose to body size ratio is 3:1