#654194 (433)

<Mr_Owen> I really think I should have been born Asian. Being white sucks, anyway, and I don’t like country music or tailgating or alcohol or owning engineless trucks or never mowing my lawn or not wearing a shirt or screwing fat chicks at all. So I’ve been trying to come up with a word for someone who’s white on the outside, but yellow in the inside.
<mirasaki> Like the opposite of Twinkie?
<Mr_Owen> Yeah. Exactly.
<mirasaki> Well, what’d you come up with?
<Mr_Owen> I don’t know. The only thing I could think of was a toilet… And once I thought about that, damned if I could get it out of my head.
<mirasaki> You’re storing information endlessly! You really are Asian!