QDB — Quote #520799 (1682)

#520799 (1682)

<irving> i do stuff like set up my garage door to open over the internet
<MyPetGoat> having an internet-enabled garage door? what that fuck is that good for?
<MyPetGoat> it's like you're the most pathetic Bond villain ever

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