#509133 (506)
<TheWizrd> i wrote my paper ... its 2 pages ..... min length = 5 pages
<TheWizrd> wtf ?
<nerdcore> add 3 pages of "um" and "er"
<nerdcore> "And so we, um, see that, um, um, Shakespeare was trying to, er, say that, um..."
<nerdcore> "And then that one guy--what's-his-name--picked up the, oh yeah! It was Laertes! He picked up the, um, that thing that you use when you want to stab somebody--a sword! Yeah. That's it."
<nerdcore> easy +3 pages.