QDB — Quote #342139 (1722)

#342139 (1722)

<FlourescentGerbil> My mom is going to kill me
<FlourescentGerbil> I was supposed to be watching my little brother, but while I was jacking off to porn, my brother wasted a quarter pound of beef trying to create a beef milkshake

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