<[m1]> and your friend is bellow, and you seti tup so he's standing there when the realdoll lands
<[m1]> and he start jerking off
<[m1]> and quoting Macbeth
<friar> imagine filling a realdoll full of mayonaise and leaving it in a carpark while it all oozes out
<friar> imagine putting your cock inside teddy ruxpin so you see the tip everytime he opens his mouth