#22733 (341)
McPhile:  Planet Earth is God's shitty, exploitative reality show.
McPhile:  I can just see him up there with Michael and Gabriel, bag of microwave popcorn in his lap, watching.  "Whoa!  Did you see THAT?  I didn't even know I built them to do that."
ecstaticsurfacer:  Hell yes.  I've been saying for years that my life is God's favourite soap opera.
McPhile :  Well, there's probably not enough sex in your life for it to be His favorite.